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If Matt Damon were to go to prison, how would he be treated?

Be graphic if necessary.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 24, 2020 10:49 PM

He'd be the belle of the ball.

by Anonymousreply 1January 23, 2020 5:02 PM

NO TEETH, BUGS!

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by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2020 5:03 PM

He'd be worked over by a tough prison matron like John Candy!

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by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2020 5:07 PM

[quote] NO TEETH, BUGS!

Explain please.

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2020 5:11 PM

That bubble butt would be well feed with man seed.

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2020 5:57 PM

R5, he would be well seeded.

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2020 6:32 PM

He’s fat now.

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2020 6:58 PM

If you want fan fiction, just ask for it.

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2020 6:59 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2020 9:17 PM

We bought a culo!

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2020 9:22 PM

"He's fat now."

Even better.

by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2020 9:24 PM

Forced to watch Jimmy Kimmel every night.

by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2020 9:59 PM

Like a star!

by Anonymousreply 13January 23, 2020 10:00 PM

Anally penetrated, daily

by Anonymousreply 14January 23, 2020 10:55 PM

Why daily, R14?

by Anonymousreply 15January 23, 2020 11:01 PM

Would he prolapse?

by Anonymousreply 16January 23, 2020 11:42 PM

R15 cause as prison asses go, it would be right up there at the top of the food chain and prime meat for fuck’n. Nobody would want to pass up an opportunity to tap that fleshy white ass.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2020 12:42 AM

What’s so significant about Damon’s ass that it would incite daily and repeated prison rape?

by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2020 12:51 AM

Prison bump

by Anonymousreply 19January 24, 2020 2:08 AM

I'm not going to provide you with prison rape pornography, OP. There has to be a reddit waiting for you out there if your lazy mind can't come up with a scenario.

by Anonymousreply 20January 24, 2020 2:26 AM

[quote] What’s so significant about Damon’s ass that it would incite daily and repeated prison rape?

by Anonymousreply 21January 24, 2020 3:02 AM

That ass will be treated like a WelcomeMatt to his hole.

by Anonymousreply 22January 24, 2020 4:12 AM

What’s so special about his ass that it would cause such a reaction?

by Anonymousreply 23January 24, 2020 4:14 AM

Prison rape bump

by Anonymousreply 24January 24, 2020 3:24 PM

Do you think he'd do a Matthew McConaughey impression, every once in while, as he was being drilled? You know, to spice things up for Bubba?

by Anonymousreply 25January 24, 2020 3:27 PM

R25, he’d do it to shield himself from the pain.

by Anonymousreply 26January 24, 2020 3:47 PM

They'd befriend him, let him think he was one of the guys. Then make him a pass-around bottom.

by Anonymousreply 27January 24, 2020 3:52 PM

He looks worried.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 24, 2020 10:49 PM
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