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When will muthafuckas learn: STOP EATING BATS

First the Ebola virus, now this.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 23, 2020 3:45 PM

I said it the other 7 threads about this. It's exactly like Contagion! The wrong pig got with the wrong bat.

by Anonymousreply 1January 23, 2020 1:20 PM

One of my favorite thread titles ever.

by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2020 1:22 PM

Excuse me r1 goop was nowhere to be found having dirty affair in this story, so no not contagion.

by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2020 1:33 PM

I made them look lying FLYING RATS specifically so people won't eat them! I don't understand!

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2020 1:34 PM

Um, the disease came from a bat and pig, R3. So COMPLETELY Contagion.

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2020 1:35 PM

BUT THERE IS NO GOOP R5, THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2020 1:44 PM

Contagion 2020: Millions of white women dead after Goop instructs readers to place bats inside of vagina

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2020 1:47 PM

I had a huge crush on James Clement, a Survivor contestant, until I saw him eat a bat.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2020 1:48 PM

Bitch be at Popeye's like, "I'll take an 8 piece bat, spicy".

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2020 1:51 PM

In China people will eat ANYTHING that moves including CATS and DOGS.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2020 1:57 PM

Bat soup. Brought to you by the same country that gave us bird's nest soup and virgin boy eggs (eggs boiled in the urine of little boys). I kid you not. Excuse me while I go vomit my internal organs.

by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2020 1:58 PM

Ching chong, ching chong, bats are good to barbecue!

by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2020 1:58 PM

STOP EATING ANIMALS

by Anonymousreply 13January 23, 2020 2:06 PM

I'll have a cup of bat broth and the smashed lizard toast, with a decaf rat-milk latte.

by Anonymousreply 14January 23, 2020 2:19 PM

They got AIDS by having sex with chimpanzees

by Anonymousreply 15January 23, 2020 2:55 PM

Sounds like maybe the infection vector was a snake rather than a bat? Which may not be much better, but I've at least heard of people eating snakes all across the globe.

by Anonymousreply 16January 23, 2020 3:02 PM

The poor bats, they're such cute little buggers. I read yesterday the Wuhan "seafood" market did quite the business in unregulated snakes. This Neo-Coronavirus is said to be almost identical to one already known to exist in snakes. I haven't read anything about bats or bat soup.

by Anonymousreply 17January 23, 2020 3:03 PM

R16, looks like you beat me to it... we must've read some of the same reports!

by Anonymousreply 18January 23, 2020 3:05 PM

Chinese who watched this video thought it was a Mexican cooking show.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 23, 2020 3:08 PM

R19 is obviously Chinese, trying to deflect to another culture.

by Anonymousreply 20January 23, 2020 3:25 PM

I have no sympathy for those infected in China. They have a dog eating festival!

This is Karma

by Anonymousreply 21January 23, 2020 3:45 PM
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