Tim Tebow, ‘the luckiest man alive’, becomes a bride👰

The blushing bridezilla

Must have been an amazing bachelor party😉

He took one for the team

Guuuurl

God bless this mess! He’s trapped forever in the evangelical closet.

I hope Tim has a good sports therapist/masseuse to work out his kinks.

I wonder if he misses Aaron Hernandez?

He and his beard look adorable under that veil.

[quote]I hope Tim has a good sports therapist/masseuse to work out his kinks.

I'm pretty sure Tim would prefer a masseur to a masseuse.

Alright, so I came across that video of Tim Tebow at some church talking about the whole John 3:16 thing under his eyes, which coincided with all the other 316 numerology that followed... whatever, good for him and his God, but like... he delivered his message with such clarity and understanding. He really made me feel it... took me on a journey. It was sincere, which honestly made him hotter, which makes the whole thing more frustrating politically, but dickically, I'm down with him, and he looked fucking HOT on that stage, and he was wearing this like... white thermal that showed off his body oh so nicely, and I was thinking, dude, you're in a church! You know there were women in there who were FULLY tempted by the prime beef on display. THOSE SINNERS!

Tebow thick tho.

[quote] Tebow thick tho.

Flat, wide ass though.

Is the ass flat?! Damn, that sucks. Guess I haven't noticed cause his torso and biceps are so fucking massive. I'd just like him to fuck me missionary so I can feel his pecs.

[quote] Is the ass flat?

Yes. And missionary takes on a new meaning with him.

I want him to fuse the meanings while he's fucking me so he can have both a sacred and secular experience at once. I bet he'd cum harder.

[quote] I bet he'd cum harder.

Harder than she he’s ducking his wife?

Who even is his wife. When did they get married? What does she do? Is she interesting?

Former Miss Universe from South Africa I think.

I didn't realize he was born in the Philippines until I saw an article the other day that said he is going to "play for a baseball team in his native Philippines" for something called the World Baseball Classic Qualifier game in 2021.

Is there any evidence that he has ever said anything bad about homosexuality or any of our offshoot issues such as same sex marriage? He does seem like a nice guy and I want to like him. I may be an atheist but I have no problem with anyone finding comfort in religion as long as they don't use it against people usually frowned upon by religion.

That ass doesn't look flat to me.

R21 That looks manipulated

r20 I found this:

[quote]The closest Tebow ever came to making a mistake, at least in the eyes of many of his most conservative fans, was in 2013, when he canceled an appearance at the First Baptist Church in Dallas after it was revealed that pastor Robert Jeffress had attacked same-sex marriage and Islam in previous sermons.

Some of his conservative fans got mad at him. Honestly, I think he's taking the Jesus route, which is smart. Jesus never said [italic]anything[/italic] about homosexuality while he was here, and he could have... the religion he followed had a lot to say about it, and Paul who followed The Way had some words about it, so presumably it was a known thing in Jesus time, but he never said a word... for whatever reason. Aaaanyway, Tebow seems to be smart about how he deploys his religiosity, and I think that him cancelling on these events sends a signal about where he stands on certain issues.

People are more nuanced than we'd think.

Big muscled bruisers like him should NEVER wear those skin tight pistol legged leotard slacks. He look ridiculous here.

Tim owns his body. You can tell. He knows he's big, but he knows it's for utility, and there's nothing he can do about it, and he wants to dress stylishly like his peers, so this is what we get. Honestly, men like him should absolutely wear skin-tight everything!

How about showing us an outfit you like on Tim R23?