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If the average DLer was a baby animal, what animal would we be?

My vote is for baby wombat because that's what I picture whenever I'm trying to visualize the author of a DL post: Stocky; hairless; lives underground; poops are cube-shaped; has a pouch, but unlike other marsupials, it's backward--it opens toward the bottom, instead of toward the chest. Wombats are complete bitches, but helped save other animals from Australian wildfires by letting them burrow in their homes.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2020 8:17 PM

Newbie.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2020 4:19 PM

Baby platypus because they're such fucking weirdos.

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by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2020 4:28 PM

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2020 4:31 PM

R3: A typical conversation between DLers on a Meghan-Harry thread.

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2020 4:34 PM

Baby utterly useless thread

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2020 4:34 PM

Way too many choices and not an interesting thread. BUT you have potential: try again please.

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2020 4:42 PM

I picked Pangolin because it sounds so FANCY.

by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2020 4:50 PM

Baby pit viper

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by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2020 5:31 PM

TIL today: wombats have cube shaped poo.

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2020 6:06 PM

When I saw baby octopus listed I immediately thought of this footage of one fighting off a shrimp trying to eat it AS IT EMERGES FROM ITS EGG. Definitely a worthy representative.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2020 6:20 PM

This guy.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2020 8:17 PM
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