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When Tom Selleck played Magnum P. I.

he always made sure his clothes were tight and his package was nicely displayed.

by Anonymousreply 43July 1, 2020 9:59 AM

I recall small cock bulges, but terrific ass shots. The chest of course was divine.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2020 10:56 PM

The package was well documented as TINY.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2020 11:04 PM

No it was not tiny...you are a ridiculous bullshitter.

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2020 1:00 AM

OP, we need photos to make sure you are accurate. 😉

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2020 1:11 AM

Bump. In the '80s, he was HOT. Oh God, yes. I will never forget the cross over episode with Murder She Wrote where he gets out of the pool. What a great ass shot. Sigh. Double sigh.

by Anonymousreply 5January 19, 2020 9:57 AM

By those 80s standards yes, but unremarkable by today's standards.

by Anonymousreply 6January 19, 2020 10:17 AM

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by Anonymousreply 7January 19, 2020 10:49 AM

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by Anonymousreply 8January 19, 2020 10:49 AM

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by Anonymousreply 9January 19, 2020 10:50 AM

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by Anonymousreply 10January 19, 2020 10:57 AM

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by Anonymousreply 11January 19, 2020 11:06 AM

I don't think this one is from Magnum, but it should be included.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 19, 2020 11:08 AM

I know he's a right wing jerk, but he 100 percent made me know I was totally gay.

by Anonymousreply 13January 19, 2020 1:19 PM

His thighs are so hot in R12. My issue with the new Magnum isn't that the guy is Latino, it's that he is short and lacks the Selleck charisma. Thomas Magnum was a sexy goofball and few actors can pull off sexy and goofy at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 14January 19, 2020 2:00 PM

The size of a flaccid cock has little correlation to when it's erect, and everyone here should know that. BTW ... even as Magnum, he had a nelly voice.

by Anonymousreply 15January 19, 2020 2:09 PM

Not sure if this is real but I'd like to believe that it is!

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by Anonymousreply 16January 19, 2020 2:24 PM

Tiny meat, hunky chest, bad hairpiece.

by Anonymousreply 17January 19, 2020 2:28 PM

Looking back, it’s amusing knowing what we ‘know’ now that Tom was Carol Burnett’s on-air crush, much like Tom Cruise was Rosie’s.

And Redford was MTM’s 🤔

by Anonymousreply 18January 19, 2020 2:43 PM

^Are you saying that those men are or were all gay?

by Anonymousreply 19January 19, 2020 2:49 PM

Haha actually, aside from Mary, I was referring to the lesbians Carol, Julie and Rosie.

by Anonymousreply 20January 19, 2020 2:52 PM

They’ve been playing Magnum re-runs on cable here and yes, he is still drool worthy. Those shorts he wore might as well have been underwear.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 19, 2020 2:52 PM

[quote]Haha actually, aside from Mary, I was referring to the lesbians Carol, Julie and Rosie.

😂

by Anonymousreply 22January 19, 2020 2:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 23January 19, 2020 2:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 24January 19, 2020 2:55 PM

Sam Elliott was everything Tom Selleck tried to be and failed.

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by Anonymousreply 25January 19, 2020 3:08 PM

AND Sam Elliott aged like fine wine. Selleck looks like an overly-stuffed sausage about to burst.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 19, 2020 3:11 PM

[quote]Not sure if this is real but I'd like to believe that it is!

It's not.

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by Anonymousreply 27January 19, 2020 3:24 PM

[quote]he always made sure his clothes were tight and his package was nicely displayed.

Actors are rarely responsible for the fashion choices for their characters.

by Anonymousreply 28January 19, 2020 6:00 PM

Tom Selleck was a guest star on Charlie’s Angels TV show in Season one. Damn he was hot!

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by Anonymousreply 29January 19, 2020 8:24 PM

His ass is hairy. Saw it when I was staying at the Manaion on Turtle Creek. Sauna room. I said nothing to him and kept to myself. At one point he stood up and rearranged his towel quickly and discreetly. But I got a quick view. Hairy ass. It was nice.

by Anonymousreply 30January 19, 2020 8:40 PM

That chest - those legs! Yummy.

by Anonymousreply 31January 19, 2020 8:44 PM

We already knew Tom's butt was furry when (gay) executive producer, John Conboy, gave us a glimpse of it during a steamy shower scene on daytime soap opera, "The Young & Restless," where Tom played "Jed Andrews" (ca. 1974-75). This was a pretty provocative, not to mention memorable scene; but back then, daytime was often more provocative than primetime.

by Anonymousreply 32January 19, 2020 11:06 PM

one of the few men on screen who knew how to shake their moneymakers. especially at that time period. women would watch just for that. his gay landlord made the watching worthwhile, though.

by Anonymousreply 33January 20, 2020 1:13 AM

r30, do you mean the Rosewood Mansion on Turtle Creek?

by Anonymousreply 34January 20, 2020 6:32 AM

R32 Daytime soaps were SO steamy. And then they were brought to primetime with Dallas and people were amazed at the sexiness. Hah! Fraus had been experiencing the soap sexiness for YEARS while the old man was out working. Whoever made the decision to bring soaps to primetime was either a genius or home-wrecker.

by Anonymousreply 35January 20, 2020 9:52 AM

R34. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 36January 20, 2020 4:24 PM

Hopefully his right wing self gets maimed in a car accident.

by Anonymousreply 37January 20, 2020 4:59 PM

link please, r32

by Anonymousreply 38January 24, 2020 6:55 AM

I liked M-S Romano's Boss

by Anonymousreply 39January 24, 2020 7:04 AM

My mother had this poster on the inside of one of the closet doors in her bedroom. As a little boy I remember lying in bed looking at it as she got ready in the mornings and thinking it was my father, who looked a lot like Selleck and was out on deployment for months at the time.

I need to ask if she still has the poster. They sell for $60 bucks!

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by Anonymousreply 40January 24, 2020 8:34 AM

I liked little "Taboo"

by Anonymousreply 41January 26, 2020 5:32 PM

[quote]Please watch this 35 second Magnum clip. I have not stopped laughing. - Chris "Wear A Mask" Driver

Really, if you need a laugh, watch it. Wonderfully ridiculous.

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by Anonymousreply 42July 1, 2020 9:50 AM

Terrible photoshop, R16.

by Anonymousreply 43July 1, 2020 9:59 AM
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