Rob Lowe Found Liza Minnelli's Hotel Room And Told Her He Wanted To Be An Actor At Age 10

Liza always did attract the gay boys.

And her advice was: Go fuck Melissa Gilbert!

Liza? Um, are we sure he's straight?

Excuse me, how much serious cosmetic and reconstructive surgery has he had done? That looks nothing like him at all. I'm freaking out, I think automation is starting with celebrities.

She took his cheri.

Bad influence

I'm getting Dick Clark vibes from him now. Creeping me out.

He looks totally artificial.

He had a good 30 years of hotness.

How it went?

Liza (lying unconscious in the pool of her own vomit): bleurgh... bleurgh... bleurgh...

Liza's gay husband: "Well, look what we have here? Come in and make yourself comfortable, young man! Don't be shy!"

Rob Lowe: "Uhmmmm, okay... Is Ms. Minnelli OK?"

Was Jack Haley Jr gay?

Babygay Rob: "Miss Minnelli, you're my mentor."

Liza (on her second vodka bottle of the day): "You're my mentor too!"

r4 "He never ages"

Liza: Well hello little boy. Would you like to meet Michael Jackson? He’s just terrific!!

He had some very nice peruvian flake so she let him stay awhile.

[quote] Was Jack Haley Jr gay?

Name one heterosexual man who actually wanted her, and don't say Dudley Moore.

"Name one heterosexual man who actually wanted her..."

That sculptor dude. Yeah, I've only got one, but that's all you asked for.

What sculptor?

"Shwell! I shink you'll be absholutely shenshational in picturesh! Hey, would you like shome of my glassh of lemonade, little boy, sho we can drink on it? It'sh got shome vodka in it... it'sh called a Tom Collinsh! It'sh delicioush!"

Her second husband Mark Gero, R18. Pretty sure he's actually straight, believe it or not.

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[quote]Name one heterosexual man who actually wanted her, and don't say Dudley Moore.

Desi Arnaz Jr.

Peter Sellers

Mikhail Barishnikov

Mark Gero

Martin Scorsese

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. LIGHT ME!

r14 Rob is like five years younger than Michael and this took place in the 70s when MJ was still a kid himself.

He's a right-wing lunatic

Was Liza the inspiration for Rob's hotel sex tape?

And he's straight?

[quote] And he's straight?

Only compared to Liberace.

Mark Gero caught wearing the gateway drug to full caftan.

Make of that what you will.

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Is Liza still a virgin?

Kelly tries too HARD!! As if she has to keep the show afloat with eye-rolling, fake gasps and over-emoting.

Isn't that how Carny Wilson destroyed her own show?

"Wanna try on my shequined boyfriend blazher, kid? There ya go—you wear it, IT DOESHN'T WEAR YOU!"

*Deeply inhales a fat-ass rail*

"HI GEORGSCHIA! Do you like the clothesch?"

And she told Rob that Joey was molested.

[quote] Desi Arnaz Jr.

The lucky bitch!!!

Nobody in her audience knows who Liza Minnelli is.

I like Oxford Blues

r32 Carnie Wilson had a show?

Carnie had a sideshow.