The Tackiest (Gay) Wedding EVER

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Wow that’s a lot. Who are they?

No idea, but their names are Harout and Rosario.

Those homophobic comments, fucking hell! Though this one (translated) made me crack up:

[quote]Very beautiful, but these two if they were not fagot, it would be great. Tell me a song?

Does anyone know what this language below is? Seems like an epic homophobic rant, but Google Translate can't quite lock onto it, or rather mistakenly identifies it as Marathi.

[quote]Shattttt aveli lav kliner harsanikin hatkacrac gumarh ogtagorcein arajinh erenc hogekanh bujelu ev erkrordh harcanikin macnakcixnerin vor aydqan hianum ein ayc voxbergityan vra!!! Agramolner erbevice mtacel ek TE inchpicin klini GEHENI KRAKNERUM varvoxneri vijakh ete voch apah kardacek ASTVATZASHUNCH MATYAMH kam NOR KTAKARAKH! Hogevorakan nerkayacox andzin xorhurd ktay ayc pahic APASHXARHEL qani er dadactanh Astsoy araj ahavor dajan e linelu ! Kyanqumc arajin angam amacheci im Hay linelun ayc srbapixcnerin diteluc heto! Chgitei vor azgic mej aycqan mer darerov ekac srbityunh pxcoxner kan ! Lav Duk Astsoy vaxh chunek?

The his and his white catsuits are the crowning touch.

Even more than the actual crowns.

R4, Marathi is an Indo-Aryan language spoken by about 71 million people mainly in the Indian state of Maharashtra and neighboring states.

Marathi is also spoken in Israel and Mauritius.

Marathi is thought to be a descendent of Maharashtri, one of the Prakrit languages which developed from Sanskrit.

Harout is Armenian and Rosario is Italian.

And both are TACKY AS FUCK

OMG ! That was too fabulous ! I laughed so hard I pissed a little ! The capes ! The tiaras ! Work it GURLS !

Most comments are like kill them and burn down the church, lol. So many deplorables in this world.

I thought Rosario was always a girl's name.

Mental illness on full display

All that was missing from that video was the full deep bareback fuck porn scene in the banqueting room.

R9 did you see the little white dog one of them was carrying?

There’s only one word that captures the aura of that video:

MARY!!!!!!!

For such an extravagant (aka tacky) wedding, there didn’t seem to be many guests

I was praying those pyrotechnics would engulf them in flames.

That was the funniest clip I’ve ever seen in my life.

I....I....I've turned straight.

Those words look a hell of a lot more like Armenian than Marathi!

This is why they hate us.

What is this body dysmorphia in under-40s, where they think they need a beard or stubble to be 'okay'? Do they think they look nerdy or femme w/o it?

One of them says in his own, or whatever it’s called, “you have helped me be more grounded”.

Own = vows

These two should be in a zoo. And not a nice zoo.

LOL If Dynasty was still on the air in 2020, this would be one of their new episodes. No, wait—I mean actually The Colbys.

Proof that gay weddings boost the economy but, ick, these queens are fucking tacky AF.

I’m guessing it is family money.

The off the shoulder capelet thy the bride wore at the reception was fabulous!

But yes, this was as tacky as a Gypsy wedding.

Why did they wear those enormous capes with trains??

I don’t get it!!!

Why? Just, why? The camera shots and lingering glances were too much.

When the bride and groom are kissing after the ceremony, and the bride bends her knee and lifts her leg up, I wanted to barf. She’s had too much facial work done, too. They literally look like crazy people.

Wow at the amount of plastic of their faces. So tacky so cheap. They must come from very rich families

Eww

So is this real? It has to be a parody, right!?! Can we ban all marriage - that’s the equality I want.

Where are the guests? This was such a sparsely attended wedding that I thought it was a joke. Not that I can blame anyone from staying away. I couldn't tell if this was a Lutheran church. I love how the bride did the the traditional single step, as if the 12 people in the audience really needed the time to see his suit and cape.

Seeing that dog just made me think of this. Marge has HAD IT with your gay dog!

This was in LA. What an abomination.

Listen for it in r3 link at 0:23

Aw -- bless their little white hearts. They had a ton of money to spend so that one of them (my money is on bent knee boy) can have his dream wedding. They looked happy, people seemed to be enjoying themselves, the little dog got in on the action, what's not to love? I hope they have many happy years together.

WE don't think it's very classy.

*noses in air, flouncing out of room*

Cheap and tacky. Where is the romance? It seems they only wanted to show off how rich they are.

Below wedding is simple but very romantic ❤️❤️

Italian and Armenian, yep and yep.

The only way this would have been even tackier and gold plated is if you swapped one of the out for an Israeli.

What church is that? I'm guessing some crazy Episcopal one, desperate for the cash.

Geez.. I can't...

looks and sounds like an snl parody.

This makes me miss my Rosario. I love you, Rosie.

Not my taste, but the world would be a boring place if everything was.

I CANNOT BELIEVE... … that one of those creatures is a top.

OMG it's so sweet!

Liberace was never able to hold the wedding of his dreams, so they did it for him!

Not ONE silver caftan. Hmph!

This is the day drama curled up and died. We have now entered the new age of: Rosario! It's drama, but on steroids.

There were some Jewish customs in there too, which confused me even more. Stomping on a drinking glass, the guests carrying the “grooms” on chairs.

The crowns are an Armenian thing at weddings, I do know that.

Are we sure they're not from Dallas?

I wonder if they know we are trashing them haha

TTFW

This wedding is making me reconsider whether I support gay marriage

I predict divorce, or murder / suicide, within a year

This was actually funded by the RNC and will be shown in swing states if Mayor Pete becomes the nominee.

Well, I will take the high road and say that at least it's quite sweet to see all those elderly relatives supporting them. And presumably it's their money to burn, so why the hell not do what makes them happy. Even if I doubt the marriage will last more than a few years (who remembers Eric and Morné???)

[quote]I thought Rosario was always a girl's name.

Rosario is a Sicilian man's name.

R58 the elderly relatives probably thought one of them was a woman, they were so damn feminine. And facial hair on an Armenian or Italian woman isn’t that much of a stretch.

Bitches, you're all more or less correct but I can't be anything but happy not just for them but for the fact that people have come to accept same-sex love and marriage. We've come a long way, ladies!

The divorce courtroom scene is going to be FABULOUS

The product placement is hilarious!

Is it possible to be TOO gay?

This wedding would be tacky as fuck even if the couple were straight.

I went to a wedding with two grooms in October that was completely over-the-top and planned to the smallest detail. The difference? The grooms had taste. Everything was done beautifully. This wedding was so damn tacky--capes and tiaras, gold and brand names displays, artful stubble and dramatic 3/4 poses? Rosario seemed to have a nice body and seemed less groomzilla about the whole affair. And not a looker in the bunch at the reception (a few pretty women, though).

The chubby one with the rubber lips: "You allow me to be exactly who I am."

Right.

I"m all for gay marriage, but should twins be allowed to marry?

Where is the wedding taking place?

Divorce in 5..4..3..2...

Lol - what drives people to make such a big deal of a 24 hour period? This is funny. But also tragic - in that Megan/Harry, I-can-see -the- train -wreck -coming kind of way. How can real life ever measure up to the romantic fiction they seem to have created.

That was so painful. I doubt my sphincter will relax enough to ever have sex again. How could anyone be that gay and that tacky?

The dog looks so over everything.

The videographers who produce these wedding clips - how do they do their job with a straight face? I'd be cringing all of the time. Then you have the bridezillas and now groomzillas to deal with.

It's their money and more power to them but I can't help comparing that elaborate affair to what happened in Seattle 7 years ago when it first became legal to marry.

I think I'll take these Seattle weddings.

I know it’s blasphemous, but on your wedding day, you throw a party for the enjoyment of others, to celebrate your wedding. Like any celebration, the comfort and enjoyment of your family, friends, and other guests should be your first concern. That is what’s important and I wish it was taught in grade school.

Also, don’t do that stupid “dance” when you enter the reception. Just don’t.

"Like any celebration, the comfort and enjoyment of your family, friends, and other guests should be your first concern."

These grooms have given their friends and relatives something to talk about for YEARS! Boosted the profile of anyone who's on social media and possessed of pictures! Given them free champagne AND shits AND giggles!

If that isn't kind and thoughtful, I don't know what is.

I prefer to think this was done with a sense of humor. I would have loved to have been there. Wishing them the best.

Aww, Arne and Alex in R41 had a nice wedding. I love the German! But there’s an odd mix of English in it that I don’t understand. No matter, love is love.

"I prefer to think this was done with a sense of humor. "

You just keep thinking that.

The one in the silver crown is the Armenian. I’ll bet he has a lot of debt, for all that plastic surgery, and supercharged gold plated lifestyle.

It seems like there'll be tears before bedtime. It appears that one of them, Harout Jeiranian, who apparently works in property management, has had a suite filed against him by his employer, and the defendants are him, his partner, and his partner's mother or sister. Does anyone have access to these docs?

Here's his Linkedin profile

did he rip off his employer to finance his dream wedding?

An expensive tacky gay Eurotrash wedding in L.A. not like there haven't been loads of those before.

9 out of 10 couples who have expensive and lavish over the top weddings wind up divorcing within 5 years anyways. The only major exception to this rule are Royals.

At least they didn’t have GoFundMes so that their parents could fly to multiple weddings like that one pair of Qweens. Or course they then quietly divorced two years later.

Why do people waste so much money on their wedding? To me it's a waste of money, time, and resources. I think a lot of people need to let go of that obsession of receiving validation from others. It's just not healthy.

Are they settled travellers or knackers?

I j OQ a fellow who had a moderately extravagant wedding shortly after they were legalized in Massachusetts, so he was a US trailblazer. Although they were together for about 9 years, they divorced soon after the wedding.

R88 - I know so many couples like that. Together for years - then marriage became legal, so they did. Divorced within a year. Its almost like marriage breaks people up. Maybe the additional pressure and assumptions and controlling behavior that comes with it.

That wedding makes me want to go back into the closet.

My friend once said after legalization of marriage, “The whole point of being Gay is that you don’t have to get married.”

I like the way he phrased that.

His sister had a swank wedding in Palm Springs. The most fun wedding I’ve ever attended. They split up in a few years. It turned out, the officiating person was not licensed to marry people, which the couple knew, so they were never legally married. She just wanted a wedding more than she wanted to be married. I don’t blame her for that.

The fat faced one with the rubber lips and queeny voice makes me cringe. Love how the church has as many empty seats as a typical show on the Madame X tour and more outfit changes for the couple than Cher on one of her tours. 🙄

None of you nasty kunts was harmed in the making of this loving wedding ceremony, and the newlyweds couldn't care less about your negative opinions. They are too busy building a beautiful new life together.

May the happy couple live happily ever after...and continue to do it their way.

I saw nothing loving about it. The shots of them staring at each other are all staged and are what they think people in love look like. So much is for show that nothing about it seems sincere and honest.

Honestly, if those two confessed that this was a theme costume party rather than an actual wedding, it'd explain everything!

Such as how two girly bottoms could have a sex life together.

This does not look like loving ceremony or even intimate. It is an over the top and cringe worthy. Not loving! they both look terrible.

It is an over the top and cringe worthy 'experience'.

As a gay man that video made me feel VERY homophobic

Everyone had fun though.

I bet everyone at the church tried very hard not to laugh

I recognize the church from my years at USC - St John’s Episcopal Cathedral on W Adams east of Fig. Checked the website - you can rent it for a wedding and supply your own officiant.

This is the wedding equivalent of the most attention-thirsty Instagram post. Nouveau-riche gay eurotrashtastic! The thing missing was the Living Ken Doll/Barbie marrying these two tacky twats.

I think the Italian is kinda sexy.

I couldn't even take two minutes of that. Excruciating!

So they wasted a ton of money on a fake wedding that makes a mockery of gays and gay marriage. Oh and here I thought they were just a couple of dumb power bottom kunts. They are also assholes.

The wedding party didn't even have the decency to jump fully clothed into a pool at the end? Well, I've never in all my life!

The only way they can redeem themselves now is with a gender-reveal stunt that involves wing-walking, flamethrowers, and dozens of human sacrifices.

I am going to descend from above on a swing in a gilded cage like Josephine Baker.

Real question: who’s the Top?

At least they are gay and get to marry and enjoy everything together! Yes it's over the top as far as I'm concerned, but it's good to see actual gay men and gay things, instead of the constant tranny or non binary shit!

R109 - I'm guessing neither.

Can you imagine them having sex?

Like either one of those queens could wear white to their wedding. JAHEEEEEESUS!

I was dealing with it until that fool walked in with a damn veil over his face. I guess he was telling everyone "I'm the one who spreads for dick".

Oh, OP I've found that Instagram link previews don't work here. You have to unclick "show link previews" and just click on the raw link.

R4, after changing Marathi to Armenian and transliterating that screed, Google translate gives me this:

[italics]It would have been much better if the bride had been given a space to use her soul in the first language, and the second person in the questionnaire had so much admiration for Wohberg. The clambers have ever wondered how it will be in hell, after a bunch of bastards, and then a bastard reading a BIBLE MATCH or A NEW BOOK! A psychotic presenter would advise you to visit the WORLD from the moment of the awful death of God! For the first time in my life, I was ashamed to visit the Armenian community of Surbabikh! I didn't know how many visitors from this nation came to our centuries! No good Dook of God?[/italics]

I think the one on the right is the top. Lefty's IG is 80% ass pics and Righty has a noticable bulge.

[R101] I think it's the Catholic Cathedral of St. Vincent de Paul - the dome matches up (unless the two buildings are identical).

Tacky, possibly. Over the top? Definitely. The whole thing made me smile and laugh. Not at them. With them. In a world of Trump. Putin, Iran etc. I'm so grateful for Queens. The colour, humour and sheer joy they inject into the everyday world. Good on you. I wish them every happiness. And for those who say what a waste of money. The number of creative people, businesses they used allowing those people to live their lives earning a living. The shit comments, like made me want to get back in the closet. Or, made me feel homophic. You shit faced cunts. Why do so many gay men while demanding everyone except them without question sneer and condemn others for daring to not be muscle hunk firefighters. Why are gay men so vile and dismissive of other gay men?

R116: We aren't all homophobic self loathers or non-gay intruders on here! I liked seeing this as a fully gay man! Not the overhyped or extravagant wedding stuff, but seeing them as gay men being able to marry each other overall and just be gay men in love and all of that awesome stuff! Just literally ignore or block the homophobic self loathers, because they will be like that until they die! They have literally absorbed and taken on internalised homophobia to such an extreme level that it's embedded in their identity! They are too far gone!

Hey R115 - Both churches are in the opening copter shot - they are less than a block apart. St VdP is larger and more prominent, on the north west corner of Adams & Fig. St John’s is on the other side of Fig, mid block on the south side of Adams.

The church is definitely St J’s - St V’s has a very ornate Spanish Mission / Rococo interior; St J’s is Romanesque with a touch of Gothic. Also a Catholic church would never host a gay wedding; not even a much less tacky one.

They both look like they've had their faces sanded down regularly with 1000 grit sandpaper. And my God the daily plucking that must go on in their bathroom. Someone really needs to take the tweezers away from them.

I've never seen stubble that looks like it was somehow surgically altered....like a beard implant.

Their 5 o'clock shadows look like they were painted on.

Could one of them be FTM trans??

Oh R116 , dont let these bitches work you up Honey ! This is the land of "We hate femme queens" . I laugh at these Bro-Mo wanna be bitches every time we have those threads . As a lifelong raging femme who got more dick than most of these sad sacks could even dream of , I know that deep down they are just jealous . AND they all want to get fucked as much as us femme boys did ! Hate on suckers !

[R118] Interesting and thanks! Both very beautiful buildings, although they are a tricky pair to suggest with the photography that the larger and grander of the two is the location, especially since the actual church is next to a gas station on the freeway.

R122: I hope fucking not!

This was their special day and they did it the way the wanted....good for them and congrats to the grooms!

Looks like lots of fun and I hope their marriage is a huge success and surpasses their dreams!!

In the wedding vows one of them says

[quote] you have helped me to become more grounded

I can't imagine the type of wedding he would have wanted when he was less grounded

R123: Feminine gay men are fine. But once you start actually looking like a female and crossing into borderline tranny, trap, and sissy porn territory, then that's actually homophobic and non-gay whether they acknowledge it or not. Because it's no longer about homosexuality and homosexual attraction after that point. It starts entering into the bisexual, trans, trap, sissy, fetish world. Drag queens dress up for entertainment and for their show performances, but that's different to what tranny's, traps, and sissy porn fetishists are about.

So I'm just wondering R123, when you say you are a feminine gay man do you mean just that? Or do you actually go into the whole traps, tranny, permanent crossdressing/transvestite and sissy fetish side of things?

Well at least they dress more conservatively in their everyday life.

R129 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These two queens are way too over the top. I say it must be a nightmare to be their friend or to work with them.

YUCK 🤢

Someone needs to buy that one some damn buttons because he's obviously lost all of his.

Imagine how long it takes them to get out of the house in the morning!

I cackled when the queen showed up at the end of the aisle with the long ass veil. It’s outrageous. Must these men have anything interesting to say at all?

That depends R133. Do you find “I enjoy being a girl!” A fascinating statement?

Not my taste but you know there will be quite a few twink queens who will be feeling every one of their oats wearing this body chain to the next pool party.

Shark and Bee could never. Tommy and Gio couldn't even conceive of it.

R128 That was an interesting question . I had to think about it for a while . I never did drag in the sense I tried to look like a woman , but I did at times wear some womens clothing like shirts or jackets . I always dressed very flamboyantly ,but more like Sinbad than Boy George . I had very long hair and at times wore makeup (mostly eyeliner and mascara) always wore lots of jewelry too.I guess you could classify me as flirting with drag but never actually committing to it. Well,thats not quite true,I did do drag a few times for halloween . I will say had I not been 6ft tall and broad shouldered,I might have considered it more .Many guys said they were attracted to my feminine ways , my flirtiness,my softness. So I dont know how I would have classified myself !

I don’t know why gay Greek guys in the US don’t flirt with this.

I see kilts all the time, after all.

They managed to squeeze in every single terrible gay stereotype imaginable in one (wedding) video.

As well as invent several new ones. Sorry I clicked post too soon earlier!

I want to know about their court case!

The Germans say "Yeah!" instead of "I do." How ugly.;

I was impressed with the tacky queen with the blond wig who kicked the bouquet away from the biological females.

R142, it’s actually “Ja”.

I think this is the Armenian in 2014, before the physical alterations.

Oh my I recognize one of the guests. I'll have to ask him about it.

Please do and report back R146!!!

Well, R146?