What would he be doing?
Mouldering.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 10, 2020 2:11 PM |
He would be someone's boy toy.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 10, 2020 2:33 PM |
On Grindr with a profile saying "81 but everyone says I look 50"
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 10, 2020 2:35 PM |
Was he a top or bottom?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 10, 2020 2:37 PM |
He would look like Al from Happy Days.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 10, 2020 2:42 PM |
He likely would have been an early casualty of AIDS.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 10, 2020 2:48 PM |
Asking whether he was the oldest poster on DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 10, 2020 2:48 PM |
Poz and living with a 91-yr. old sugar daddy in Palm Springs.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 10, 2020 2:52 PM |
Being a great and beloved actor.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 10, 2020 3:13 PM |
Wearing adult depends from a lifetime of pig bottoming.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 10, 2020 3:15 PM |
He's still 81 today, whether he's dead or not. What would he be doing today? Probably living on the street.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 10, 2020 3:16 PM |
R12 Yep, whether dead or alive, he's still 81 today.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 10, 2020 3:19 PM |
Additionally, I'm pretty sure he would of rather been alive today, snarkily pozzed or not, rather than getting murdered. For all the talk about how gay actors need to play gay roles in the 21st century, he did it in 19-fucking-55.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 10, 2020 4:05 PM |
I don't think so.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 10, 2020 4:10 PM |
Probably blowing Bobby Sherman.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 10, 2020 4:12 PM |
You don’t continue to age after you die. No, he isn’t 81 years old today. It has been 81 years since he was born or you can say he would have been 81 years old.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 10, 2020 4:19 PM |
Tending James Dean's grave.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 10, 2020 4:33 PM |
He'd be married to Liza Minnelli and his name would be Sal Minnelli.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 10, 2020 6:52 PM |
[quote]He's still 81 today, whether he's dead or not.
He stopped aging when he died.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 10, 2020 10:02 PM |
[quote]He stopped aging when he died.
Then how do you explain me?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 11, 2020 9:20 PM |
CZJ, you stopped aging when you were born.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 11, 2020 9:56 PM |
Rare film of his stage play, "Fortune And Men's Eyes".
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 29, 2020 3:22 AM |
Self-isolating
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 29, 2020 3:24 AM |
Still wondering why didn't get to sing COME TO THE SUPERMARKET IN OLD PEKING in ALADDIN.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 29, 2020 3:28 AM |
I'd like to think he'd be sheltering at home with a much, much younger "protege" who replaced the guy who replaced the guy who replaced the guy who replaced Don Johnson.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 29, 2020 3:30 AM |
[quote]What would he be doing?
Tell stories about how he put that good bussy on many fine mens!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 29, 2020 3:31 AM |
He'd be on a respirator fighting for his life against COVID-19.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 29, 2020 3:32 AM |
R14 "would of" - really? How about would've, or would have. Good lord, people.
He was so sexy.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 29, 2020 3:33 AM |
He would have a sparsely commented on "Sad Last Days" thread on DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 29, 2020 3:39 AM |
Working with Eva Marie Saint on the commentary for the 60th anniversary Blu-Ray release of "Exodus". And Sal and Eva say in unison: "Paul was so fucking HOT!"
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 29, 2020 3:40 AM |
Dead from AIDS for 30 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 29, 2020 3:46 AM |
Lying next to his body, the police found his keys and an unopened package of Hostess Cupcakes.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 29, 2020 3:50 AM |
He never would've made it past the first wave of AIDS
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 29, 2020 4:45 AM |