I’m the guy in a Champion brand (which used to be trash) sweatshirt, baggy Levi’s, NY Yankees hat with trendy but not too gay Nikes. Then the girl with an oversized Fraternity event long sleeve tee covering up Nike shorts with a Tory Burch bag, also Nike’s but pink and Kendra Scott earrings. It’s funny how the straights race to every new trend so fast.
I'm the Under Armour shirt.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 9, 2020 11:02 PM |
I’m the boring Jordan shirt, the boring Jordan pants, and the boring Air Jordan shoes that all say Jordan on them and/or have the Jordan logo. Basically, I pay to be a walking advertisement.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 9, 2020 11:03 PM |
I'm the ugly oversized tee, worn with trainers, and usually an updo or messy bun or ponytail, because I think my legs are hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 9, 2020 11:05 PM |
I'm OP who likes to lump everyone into "the straights".
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 9, 2020 11:14 PM |
Breeders are trash!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 9, 2020 11:18 PM |
I’m the Uggs. I look stylish with a pair of stretchy jeans and oversized sweater!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 9, 2020 11:35 PM |
I’m the sports jersey and jeans.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 10, 2020 12:04 AM |
I’m the oversized pleated men’s dress pants that never get hemmed even though they’re about three inches too long.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 10, 2020 12:12 AM |
R3 how did that walk of shame look become so popular?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 10, 2020 1:27 AM |
I’m the generic plaid flannel shirt my wife bought for me in 5 different colors at Costco.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 10, 2020 1:30 AM |
I'm the Greg Norman golf shirt that was 30% off at Kohl's.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 10, 2020 2:03 AM |
I’m the boxer briefs that have been shelved to free up the commando style swinging dick under the clothes.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 10, 2020 2:09 AM |
They are so conforming. Like clones. Ugh.. get some originality already.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 10, 2020 2:11 AM |