You see this young college fakir practicing at Evergreen State, and he shoots his aura too far. You’re walking by and you decide to pick it up. He comes over and says "Why are you knocking at every other door? Go, knock at the door of your own heart.
So you begin to flirt a bit. He then gives you his phone number and later texts you (he intuits your phone number apparently) saying you can have full, unlimited access to his aura for one night if you are willing to pay the right amount. He lets you know he will automatically say not (sic) to anything under $500.
Do you reply with an offer or do you decide to not pursue this?
