Imagine the DL caftan crew trying to squeeze into these clothes.
And I get to fuck him.
Jealous, bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 4, 2020 2:25 AM |
Kill it with fire!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 4, 2020 2:25 AM |
r1 what is a euro waist?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 4, 2020 2:26 AM |
That makes sense. He's a much better model than he is an actor.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 4, 2020 2:46 AM |
Now THAT is a 'mo.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 4, 2020 2:50 AM |
Euro waist? He’s African.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 4, 2020 2:50 AM |
Euro beat intensifies.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 4, 2020 3:15 AM |
He’s Fugley
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 4, 2020 3:18 AM |
He’s cute as a bug!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 4, 2020 3:28 AM |
He's Egyptian. So transcontinental.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 4, 2020 3:32 AM |
R13, what?!
African — racist idiots
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 4, 2020 3:37 AM |
Is he white?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 4, 2020 3:39 AM |
Technically, Egypt is in Africa and Asia fucktwit.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 4, 2020 3:40 AM |
I hate this guy so much.
Bring back Tobey Maguire! Bring back Elijah Wood! Anybody! Just make Remy go away.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 4, 2020 3:40 AM |
I love Rami so much. So much beauty and talent in one person.
Keanu looks awful in that photo.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 4, 2020 3:42 AM |
I like Rami too.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 4, 2020 3:43 AM |
THAT cunt is very thirsty.
And who did he have to fuck to get this gig?
I want NAMES!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 4, 2020 3:46 AM |
Oh, and after the OPs photo, are we STILL supposed to believe he’s dating a human woman?
Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 4, 2020 3:49 AM |
It’s called modeling. If you were beautiful you would understand r21
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 4, 2020 3:52 AM |
He’s just so sensitive and tortured and unique and fascinating! I must dress just like him!!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 4, 2020 3:59 AM |
R22 it’s called Vogue...popular with 80s homosexuals and current-day gays, you stupid cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 4, 2020 4:07 AM |
He’s doing what he is told for the pics. Stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 4, 2020 4:08 AM |
R25 You are still a stupid cunt. Most managers representing a human heterosexual man would allow that photo, so side ring his tenuous status as a “heterosexual.”
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 4, 2020 4:12 AM |
R26 he just played gay. And that’s not the first time he played it. I’m sure they aren’t worried about that.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 4, 2020 4:14 AM |
He also modeled before acting.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 4, 2020 4:14 AM |
You girls are so silly. I wish we could mesh this thread with the "my first computer" thread since Esmail is such a retro tech hound.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 4, 2020 4:54 AM |
Wow, Rami must be awful in that up coming film, the shills are out for the bug eyed cicada TONIGHT!
Falafel anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 4, 2020 6:37 AM |
If Freddie Mercury wasn't fruity and ugly enough, we had to get this fucking freak to play him worse than life. Newsflash to my mom and eldergays: Queen was a shit band and Mercury is not even one of the 100 best male singers of all time. Rami Mallet is grotesque.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 4, 2020 6:54 AM |
So he must have been through the Sunat ritual to have his dong mutilated.... Hmmmm
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 4, 2020 6:55 AM |
He’s not muslim. He was raised Coptic Christian.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 4, 2020 8:54 AM |
... as might be obvious from the coptic cross he’s wearing in the second pic.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 4, 2020 8:56 AM |
“Oscar-winner Rami Malek is playing the Bond villain. Cary Fukunaga says the actor brings "depth, intelligence and a spine-shivering stillness" to the villain named Safin. “
I do hope he nails it. There’s tens of millions hanging on those slender shoulders. No wonder Hollywood actors are messes. The stakes are so high.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 4, 2020 9:00 AM |
She’s so tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 4, 2020 9:51 AM |
lordy, he is such a spazz
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 4, 2020 10:16 AM |
Egypt is Asia? Are you drunk?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 4, 2020 8:51 PM |
R16, Egypt is Asia? Are you drunk?
In any case culturally speaking you could say it is the Middle East, but not 'Asia'
Go back to school!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 4, 2020 8:53 PM |
This fucking guy just has to be in the one thing I can’t avoid: the next James Bond. Damn it all to hell. Why don’t they throw Mark Wahlberg in there as well?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 4, 2020 9:02 PM |
I was wondering where the masters of the universe were.
The Sinai Peninsula is considered to be in Asia.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 4, 2020 9:08 PM |
[quote] Why don’t they throw Mark Wahlberg in there as well?
Because Americans don’t make good Bond villains.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 4, 2020 10:41 PM |
R41 Yes, it is considered a bridge between the African and Asian continents, but in my eyes it is the African continent, because it is norther Africa.Yes, not all the African continent is black. I know, many Egyptians who have a complex would like to see themselves as 'Asian'. Pathetic
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 4, 2020 11:28 PM |
Who is that talentless whore? Might we know him from some place?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 4, 2020 11:48 PM |
I have a feeling that his Bond villain character will be "fey" which of course reads as gay. It's easy for movie audiences to root against the gay.
I hope he wears his Freddie Mercury teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 5, 2020 12:25 AM |
Oh good, is the a̶n̶o̶r̶e̶x̶i̶c̶ ̶ heroin chic look back again??
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 9, 2020 2:40 AM |
I'm so sick of this fucking asshole. Yeah he's "diverse" but also fucking ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 9, 2020 2:47 AM |
[quote] Oh good, is the a̶n̶o̶r̶e̶x̶i̶c̶ ̶ heroin chic look back again??
It never went away Darling. You can have any clothes you like. As long as they’re black and fit snug on Darfur Orphan.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 9, 2020 4:24 AM |
I’ll trade 3 dead flies for a jacket!
Does YSL do UN sugar bags with sleeves? I like those too.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 9, 2020 4:41 AM |
poster child for hyperthyroidism
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 9, 2020 4:56 AM |
Nobody is buying what this turd is selling
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 9, 2020 5:14 AM |
junkie chic
no thx
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 9, 2020 6:39 AM |
Male faces for big names gotta be hot
HE AINT
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 9, 2020 8:48 AM |
I've always wanted to try the ysl touche eclat. Although according to this guy it doesn't make for a good concealer.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 9, 2020 12:49 PM |
Touch eclat is a highlighter and will only make anything you want to conceal stand out more.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 9, 2020 1:03 PM |
Oh, wow R45, I missed your backtrack.
Not all that smart after all.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 9, 2020 1:43 PM |
I have also been contacted to be the next face of YSL. But they asked me to drop a few pounds first.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 9, 2020 2:42 PM |
The video has just dropped. But without a trigger warning for bug fearers.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 17, 2020 9:56 PM |
R61 shouldn't you be dead by now. You are not funny and need to fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 18, 2020 12:19 AM |
Wow that clip is cringetastic
Is he dancing? Posing? Why Lord Why?
And why does he do that Pucker Up thing with his lips??
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 18, 2020 1:13 AM |
Is he making ducklips for a reason, or is this some sort of tribute to Michael Lucas?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 18, 2020 2:26 AM |
It's for FASHION darling! Everyone has be mannered, tortured, and ill-posed, otherwise it is not taken seriously. The current 'creative director' of YSL is Anthony Vaccarello, who is the polar opposite of everything YSL stood for, and who spins out boring clothes in any colour you want -- as long as it's black. Coming from a fashion house that was renowned for its use of colour, the irony could not be more killing. But hey: Malek who was previously with Dior (which currently turns out better mens clothes, including in colour, which suited him), has a great figure and style for fashion; has enormous global appeal (including in important developing markets like Asia and India); and would have scored a seven figure fee for the gig. Interestingly, Robert Patterson was complaining to his agent recently that he hadn't been able to land any licensing deals, so the fact Malek has against all odds scored at least four since his success is a remarkable little Hollywood story.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 18, 2020 7:09 AM |
ysl????? junkie chic????? wtf?????
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 18, 2020 2:12 PM |
Here's the latest parade. The staging is beyond spectacular. But the clothes are dreck. Yves would be spinning in his grave.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 18, 2020 2:51 PM |