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Look who's the face of YSL 2020

Imagine the DL caftan crew trying to squeeze into these clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 18, 2020 2:51 PM

Check that euro waist!

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by Anonymousreply 1January 4, 2020 2:22 AM

And I get to fuck him.

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 2January 4, 2020 2:25 AM

Kill it with fire!

by Anonymousreply 3January 4, 2020 2:25 AM

r1 what is a euro waist?

by Anonymousreply 4January 4, 2020 2:26 AM

That makes sense. He's a much better model than he is an actor.

by Anonymousreply 5January 4, 2020 2:46 AM

Now THAT is a 'mo.

by Anonymousreply 6January 4, 2020 2:50 AM

Euro waist? He’s African.

by Anonymousreply 7January 4, 2020 2:50 AM

Euro beat intensifies.

by Anonymousreply 8January 4, 2020 3:15 AM

He’s Fugley

by Anonymousreply 9January 4, 2020 3:18 AM

Major step down from Keanu

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by Anonymousreply 10January 4, 2020 3:26 AM

He’s cute as a bug!

by Anonymousreply 11January 4, 2020 3:28 AM

He’s cute as a button!

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by Anonymousreply 12January 4, 2020 3:30 AM

He's Egyptian. So transcontinental.

by Anonymousreply 13January 4, 2020 3:32 AM

R13, what?!

African — racist idiots

by Anonymousreply 14January 4, 2020 3:37 AM

Is he white?

by Anonymousreply 15January 4, 2020 3:39 AM

Technically, Egypt is in Africa and Asia fucktwit.

by Anonymousreply 16January 4, 2020 3:40 AM

I hate this guy so much.

Bring back Tobey Maguire! Bring back Elijah Wood! Anybody! Just make Remy go away.

by Anonymousreply 17January 4, 2020 3:40 AM

I love Rami so much. So much beauty and talent in one person.

Keanu looks awful in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 18January 4, 2020 3:42 AM

I like Rami too.

by Anonymousreply 19January 4, 2020 3:43 AM

THAT cunt is very thirsty.

And who did he have to fuck to get this gig?

I want NAMES!

by Anonymousreply 20January 4, 2020 3:46 AM

Oh, and after the OPs photo, are we STILL supposed to believe he’s dating a human woman?

Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 21January 4, 2020 3:49 AM

It’s called modeling. If you were beautiful you would understand r21

by Anonymousreply 22January 4, 2020 3:52 AM

He’s just so sensitive and tortured and unique and fascinating! I must dress just like him!!

by Anonymousreply 23January 4, 2020 3:59 AM

R22 it’s called Vogue...popular with 80s homosexuals and current-day gays, you stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 24January 4, 2020 4:07 AM

He’s doing what he is told for the pics. Stupid.

by Anonymousreply 25January 4, 2020 4:08 AM

R25 You are still a stupid cunt. Most managers representing a human heterosexual man would allow that photo, so side ring his tenuous status as a “heterosexual.”

by Anonymousreply 26January 4, 2020 4:12 AM

R26 he just played gay. And that’s not the first time he played it. I’m sure they aren’t worried about that.

by Anonymousreply 27January 4, 2020 4:14 AM

He also modeled before acting.

by Anonymousreply 28January 4, 2020 4:14 AM

You girls are so silly. I wish we could mesh this thread with the "my first computer" thread since Esmail is such a retro tech hound.

by Anonymousreply 29January 4, 2020 4:54 AM

Wow, Rami must be awful in that up coming film, the shills are out for the bug eyed cicada TONIGHT!

Falafel anyone?

by Anonymousreply 30January 4, 2020 6:37 AM

If Freddie Mercury wasn't fruity and ugly enough, we had to get this fucking freak to play him worse than life. Newsflash to my mom and eldergays: Queen was a shit band and Mercury is not even one of the 100 best male singers of all time. Rami Mallet is grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 31January 4, 2020 6:54 AM

So he must have been through the Sunat ritual to have his dong mutilated.... Hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 32January 4, 2020 6:55 AM

He’s not muslim. He was raised Coptic Christian.

by Anonymousreply 33January 4, 2020 8:54 AM

... as might be obvious from the coptic cross he’s wearing in the second pic.

by Anonymousreply 34January 4, 2020 8:56 AM

“Oscar-winner Rami Malek is playing the Bond villain. Cary Fukunaga says the actor brings "depth, intelligence and a spine-shivering stillness" to the villain named Safin. “

I do hope he nails it. There’s tens of millions hanging on those slender shoulders. No wonder Hollywood actors are messes. The stakes are so high.

by Anonymousreply 35January 4, 2020 9:00 AM

She’s so tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 36January 4, 2020 9:51 AM

lordy, he is such a spazz

by Anonymousreply 37January 4, 2020 10:16 AM

Egypt is Asia? Are you drunk?

by Anonymousreply 38January 4, 2020 8:51 PM

R16, Egypt is Asia? Are you drunk?

In any case culturally speaking you could say it is the Middle East, but not 'Asia'

Go back to school!

by Anonymousreply 39January 4, 2020 8:53 PM

This fucking guy just has to be in the one thing I can’t avoid: the next James Bond. Damn it all to hell. Why don’t they throw Mark Wahlberg in there as well?

by Anonymousreply 40January 4, 2020 9:02 PM

I was wondering where the masters of the universe were.

The Sinai Peninsula is considered to be in Asia.

by Anonymousreply 41January 4, 2020 9:08 PM

Those big eyes freak me out

Reminds me of...

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by Anonymousreply 42January 4, 2020 10:30 PM

[quote] Why don’t they throw Mark Wahlberg in there as well?

Because Americans don’t make good Bond villains.

by Anonymousreply 43January 4, 2020 10:41 PM

Remember when models used to be pretty?

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by Anonymousreply 44January 4, 2020 10:55 PM

R41 Yes, it is considered a bridge between the African and Asian continents, but in my eyes it is the African continent, because it is norther Africa.Yes, not all the African continent is black. I know, many Egyptians who have a complex would like to see themselves as 'Asian'. Pathetic

by Anonymousreply 45January 4, 2020 11:28 PM

Who is that talentless whore? Might we know him from some place?

by Anonymousreply 46January 4, 2020 11:48 PM

I have a feeling that his Bond villain character will be "fey" which of course reads as gay. It's easy for movie audiences to root against the gay.

I hope he wears his Freddie Mercury teeth.

by Anonymousreply 47January 5, 2020 12:25 AM

MYTH

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by Anonymousreply 48January 9, 2020 2:33 AM

REALITY.

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by Anonymousreply 49January 9, 2020 2:35 AM

Oh good, is the a̶n̶o̶r̶e̶x̶i̶c̶ ̶ heroin chic look back again??

by Anonymousreply 50January 9, 2020 2:40 AM

I'm so sick of this fucking asshole. Yeah he's "diverse" but also fucking ugly.

by Anonymousreply 51January 9, 2020 2:47 AM

[quote] Oh good, is the a̶n̶o̶r̶e̶x̶i̶c̶ ̶ heroin chic look back again??

It never went away Darling. You can have any clothes you like. As long as they’re black and fit snug on Darfur Orphan.

by Anonymousreply 52January 9, 2020 4:24 AM

I’ll trade 3 dead flies for a jacket!

Does YSL do UN sugar bags with sleeves? I like those too.

by Anonymousreply 53January 9, 2020 4:41 AM

poster child for hyperthyroidism

by Anonymousreply 54January 9, 2020 4:56 AM

Nobody is buying what this turd is selling

by Anonymousreply 55January 9, 2020 5:14 AM

junkie chic

no thx

by Anonymousreply 56January 9, 2020 6:39 AM

Male faces for big names gotta be hot

HE AINT

by Anonymousreply 57January 9, 2020 8:48 AM

I've always wanted to try the ysl touche eclat. Although according to this guy it doesn't make for a good concealer.

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by Anonymousreply 58January 9, 2020 12:49 PM

Touch eclat is a highlighter and will only make anything you want to conceal stand out more.

by Anonymousreply 59January 9, 2020 1:03 PM

Oh, wow R45, I missed your backtrack.

Not all that smart after all.

by Anonymousreply 60January 9, 2020 1:43 PM

I have also been contacted to be the next face of YSL. But they asked me to drop a few pounds first.

by Anonymousreply 61January 9, 2020 2:42 PM

The video has just dropped. But without a trigger warning for bug fearers.

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by Anonymousreply 62January 17, 2020 9:56 PM

R61 shouldn't you be dead by now. You are not funny and need to fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 63January 18, 2020 12:19 AM

Wow that clip is cringetastic

Is he dancing? Posing? Why Lord Why?

And why does he do that Pucker Up thing with his lips??

by Anonymousreply 64January 18, 2020 1:13 AM

Is he making ducklips for a reason, or is this some sort of tribute to Michael Lucas?

by Anonymousreply 65January 18, 2020 2:26 AM

It's for FASHION darling! Everyone has be mannered, tortured, and ill-posed, otherwise it is not taken seriously. The current 'creative director' of YSL is Anthony Vaccarello, who is the polar opposite of everything YSL stood for, and who spins out boring clothes in any colour you want -- as long as it's black. Coming from a fashion house that was renowned for its use of colour, the irony could not be more killing. But hey: Malek who was previously with Dior (which currently turns out better mens clothes, including in colour, which suited him), has a great figure and style for fashion; has enormous global appeal (including in important developing markets like Asia and India); and would have scored a seven figure fee for the gig. Interestingly, Robert Patterson was complaining to his agent recently that he hadn't been able to land any licensing deals, so the fact Malek has against all odds scored at least four since his success is a remarkable little Hollywood story.

by Anonymousreply 66January 18, 2020 7:09 AM

ysl????? junkie chic????? wtf?????

by Anonymousreply 67January 18, 2020 2:12 PM

Here's the latest parade. The staging is beyond spectacular. But the clothes are dreck. Yves would be spinning in his grave.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 18, 2020 2:51 PM
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