Who Beards For Young Actors and Musicians These Days?

Swift - Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner (close to Bryan Singer as well), John Mayer (is he out as bi now?), Corey Moteith from Glee, Jake Gylannhaal, Zac Effron, Harry Styles (out as bi now?), Matty Healy, Calvin Harris, Hiddleston, Joe Alwyn.

Of course, this is all speculative, rumors and pointless bitchery.

FKA Twigs - previously engaged to Robert Pattinson (former flame/PR rx bud Kristen Stewart is now an out lesbian), Zac Efron, Matty Healy

Selena Gomez - Beebs, Taylor Lautner, The Weekend, Zedd

Rose Depp - Timotee C

Swift - Taylor Lautner (close friend of Bryan Singer), John Mayer (close friend of Shawn Mendes), Harry Styles, Matty Healy, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleswift, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllanhaal

Super cringe and fake, R5. Adding snaps is a great idea.

Bieber isn't even slightly gay.

Camila Cabello and S Mendes

Michelle Rodriquez - Cara D, Zac Efron, Vin Diesel

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Caroline Flack - Harry Styles, Matty Healy, some poor young bloke who she cracked over the head with a lamp

Alexa Chung - Alex Turner, Alexander Skarsgard, Chris Martin, Jared Leto, Harry Styles, Matthew Hitt

Dakota Johnson - Matthew Hitt, Chris Martin

JB...a different kind of PR rx

Hiddleswift photo - do you think the shirt was over the top or did it really sell it?

Family Affair

Bella Hadid - Drake, The Weekend, Stella Maxwell (out now?)

Gigi Hadid - Zayn, Joe Jonas, Cody Simpson, Nick Jonas

Anwar Hadid - Dua Lipa, Kendall Jenner

When did Bella date Stella Maxwell, r16?

Camille Rowe - Harry Styles, Alexander Skarsgård

R17 2015

Alexa Chung also fake dated the flaming and super out now Nick Grimshaw once upon a time.

Swift and Karlie were never far apart back in the day, those crazy girls were even photographed drunkenly kissing on a balcony at a Matty Healy concert. How many gays can you count in this photo and who can name who they are in fake rx with now? Grimy is now as out as can be and has a hot live in boyfriend.

I'm a model-obsessed lesbian and Bella does not ping at all to me. The Weeknd has a song about his girlfriend liking girls too and how he's going to "fuck her straight" that some think is about Bella, but it's a vile song that I'm sure is more of male fantasy than about a real situation.

"Well, baby, you can bring a friend (Bring a friend) / She can ride on top your face (Top your face) / While I fuck you straight (While I fuck you straight, yeah)."

Pretty sure I remember photos of Stella and Bella floating around years ago. Bella seems pretty asexual to me. The better to fake date I suppose?

Even more ludicrous than Hiddleswift, so bad that it is notorious and was short lived...

Ellen Page (super tomboy, now married to a woman) - Alexander Skarsgard

Abel is all about selling fantasies...no? About himself and others? Lavendar rx can be very successful...

All smoke and mirrors

From R26

Even the readers in the comments section of this Daily Fail article know he’s gay. In fact, if you sort the comments to see the Best Rated, the most comments are about his relationships being fake.

Same with any man who has dated Swift or any of the serial beards above, lol.

Biebs and his bro pal, Pastor Carl

R7 see R28, think they pass slightly, even in public

Lilly Collins - Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, Nick Jonas

Suki Waterhouse - Robert Pattinson, Richard Madden, Bradley Cooper, Miles Kane (chum of Alex Turner)

Whatever happened to Tayler Lautner? He’s not relevant anymore, the little swoony girls grew up.

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And he got too old for Bryan Singer and his ilk, R32.

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Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgård were so cringe. Is he still with Jack McBrayer? Page really threw him under the bus by coming out and marrying that woman. He should not even bother anymore.

I think she was thinking of her wife when they got married, R36. Was she supposed to stay single forever? They tried to spin it as him helping her out. Has he glass closeted at all or is it all on the low?

Add in Alexa Chung tho...Alexa abd Suki Waterhouse are like the London version of Swift. A relationship may reveal more than was intended. FKA Twigs is coming on strong in the next generation but no one can top the whole Hadid clain, lol.

Oops, Alexa seems to be pulling an Ellen Page. Watch out Alex and Alexander!

Rita Ora has purportedly dated Andrew Garfield, Bruno Mars, Rob Kardashian, A$ap Rocky, Drake, Evan Ross and Calvin Harris. She famously carried on with now out Cara D, even calling her wifey, until she was told to dial it back for the sake of her career. She really takes the showmance to the next level.

How entertaining when a beard comes out and blows everyone's cover. Makes you wonder which beards are on lifelong contracts to never come out.

...and before everyone screams in unison Kelly Preston, Deborra-Lee Furness and Jessica Biel... we're talking about "young actors and musicians these days."

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Why do you guys think Alex Turner is bi/gay?

[quote]Why do you guys think Alex Turner is bi/gay?

Because he and his The Last Shadow Puppets bandmate Miles Kane would play it up for fans.

Alexa Chung too

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Rachel was Hayden’s alleged beard:

Reminder from upthread, Suki is a VERY experienced beard

Suki Waterhouse - Robert Pattinson, Richard Madden, Bradley Cooper, Miles Kane (chum of Alex Turner, Last Shadow Puppets)

People are catching on

'Beard Club' gets it wrong too often: about 7 times for every 3 times they get it right.

It seems like using the same handful of beards over and over would make it less believable, like people side-eye anyone purportedy involved with Swift?

It is the patterns that are so revealing. That and how akward and unbelieveable the physical interaction is.

R51 - Definitely. Recycling heavily rumored beards and then seeing how they interact with one another. It’s funny when you see an actor and you think “I don’t know, maybe he’s gay, but probably not”, and then they do PR stuff (e.g. “candid” pap pics that appear in the Daily Mail) with a known beard and you think “Well, NOW I think he’s gay.” I’m thinking Bill Hader with Rachel Bilson.

Healy has lyrics like -- Thought that you were straight, now I am wondering and has been kissing male fans in public, subtle. He went on in an interview fangirling over Leo and shared a story about hugging Leo in a toilet, presumably hugging is a euphamism, lol. He and Harry Styles had fake pr overlap, that older Brit woman who recently punched someone and then TS, both women are rumored to like the ladies. HS and Healy are both extremely close to the flaming Grimmy, who used to be bearded by Alexa Chung herself. The patterns are obvious.

Many of the beards are rumored to be dykes, but what of the others? Thinking JG & RW. Is the money that good? So many times it involves the family to sell it better, think Helmsworth, his parets and beard. But RW involved her kids too then went to marry a talent agency exec.

There are a LOT of family members in the snap at link. If you click you can even see Karlie in the background, she and Taylor kissed at a 1975 show, must have had a few drinks, lol. Not sure Swift can beard anyone high profile again after Hiddleswift and that tank top.

Another one who beards for young musicians who has not been mentioned is Selena Gomez - Taylor Lautner, Beebs, The Weekend, Orlando Bloom, Zedd, and Charlie Puth.

Some of the younger starlets may really have no idea about men- being in the business as children, self absorbed and vain, no education or experience. There are women who never ever learn about their sexuality and don’t really seem to mind.

Also if you were Disney groomed and abused (say, possibly a Selena Gomez) you may not miss the physical.

R43 Taylor Swift’s current beard is Joe Alwyn, and he also gives off major gay vibes. Taylor’s bearding stunts are ridiculous but she seems to think that if she is barely seen with this guy and pretends that it’s because they are “private,” people will buy it, and the public does.

Since when was Liam Hemsworth considered gay or bisexual? I don’t think that I’ve ever heard that rumor before...

Are you being sarcastic, r56? I can't tell.

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Justin and Selena was brilliant acting. Selena only dates gays. Has been seen with lesbians. Hailey Baldwin is a lesbian. I was so fooled.

Brenda song- Macaulay culkin, trace cyrus

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We still like dick

-- Katy and Gaga

Bisexuals are more common than beards.

JoAnne Worley, Ruth Buzzi, Agnes Moorehead

You Rang.

R63 coming out of the closet when you get too horny is not bisexual. You have to be sexually attracted to both sexes to be bisexual and that is biological ly impossible

Biologically impossible to be bisexual? Wow, gotta love the extreme non fact-based opinions on DL. Bisexuality and same-sex behaviors are found in other species of animals in addition to humans so what exactly are you basing this on?

R67 not in humans. Some animals might have both sex organs. I don't see a lot of pics of women on this forum. I've never heard anybody on datalounge say they are attracted to women. If someone was truly bi, they would keep it quiet and just be straight. Bi exists because many gays don't want to admit they are totally involuntarily gay. Gays get married to women to avoid being gay. Having to pretend you are straight 24 7 with someone you don't love or attract to. That is an unbelievable hardship to endure just to avoid the negatives of being gay.

R68 you're a riot 🤣