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Yes, looking like a transient in a stretched-out tee shirt and pants that appear to have been stolen off of an 80-year-old janitor, but for some reason wearing eyeliner. I don't just mean a little, either. Like, Elizabeth-Taylor-as-Cleopatra eyeliner. WTF!
See video at link for full effect.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 5, 2020 12:09 AM |
“...for some reason wearing eyeliner. I don't just mean a little, either.“
That looks like more than a Smidge Over Troubled Waters.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 2, 2020 9:29 PM |
[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 2, 2020 9:32 PM |
That’s art for Art's sake
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 2, 2020 9:32 PM |
Sorry about the link at r2. But Bob Dylan's been doing the kohl lined eyes for years.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 2, 2020 9:33 PM |
Well, yeah, R4-- Dylan started wearing eyeliner back in the early Seventies. I'd expect it from him. But for Garfunkel to just suddenly appear for the first time in eyeliner that looks more like Magic Marker that was applied by a six-year-old child?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 2, 2020 9:36 PM |
He got through all of last year and he's still here.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 2, 2020 9:37 PM |
He looks ridiculous. I can't believe he used to be cute hot and now he looks like a creep that strangled someone.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 2, 2020 9:53 PM |
He always looked like a creep who strangled someone, R7. You were just young and in love before.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 2, 2020 9:55 PM |
Sweet Jesus. He looks like Mr Garrison from South Park auditioning for The Mikado.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 2, 2020 10:00 PM |
Siouxsie Sioux looks rough here.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 2, 2020 10:01 PM |
My old boss did pr for him back in the day and said he was horrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 2, 2020 10:03 PM |
I will never ‘make up’ with Art.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 2, 2020 10:08 PM |
From that rounded jaw line he looks like he's had a facelift too, not recently, but in the last 20 years
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 2, 2020 10:09 PM |
I AM Isis! I am worshipped by MILLIONS who believe it!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 2, 2020 10:11 PM |
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 2, 2020 11:27 PM |
He had one of the purest voices I’ve ever heard.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 3, 2020 1:58 AM |
R17, completely agree ... but I am partial to countertenors. I think he was beautiful 45 years ago and deserves some grace now. Few of us are privileged to age gracefully.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 3, 2020 3:11 AM |
Beautiful? Seriously? Did you poke your eyes out with Art's eyeliner pencil?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 3, 2020 3:51 AM |
He looks rather unfortunate.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 3, 2020 3:54 AM |
r18 = Madge
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 3, 2020 3:56 AM |
He looks like Richard Simmon's twin brother.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 3, 2020 4:04 AM |
Was at a circus? Maybe singing Send in Clowns?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 3, 2020 4:06 AM |
He looks like an older gay man who is also a drag queen but having his off days with out the dress and full makeup. I won't be surprised if we find out twenty years from now that he loved wearing women clothing and was bisexual.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 3, 2020 11:14 AM |
I assume there’s no chance that he and Paul Simon will ever have a concert reunion.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 3, 2020 4:32 PM |
He didn't suddenly start wearing it, he's been wearing it off and on for a few years now. There's a pic of him with Paul Simon where he's in mascara and I think lip gloss, but it's in the Independent, I'll link it in the next post:
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 3, 2020 4:37 PM |
A little mascara makes sense when he's on stage.
But that eyeliner is ridiculous.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 3, 2020 6:22 PM |
Oh zephyr winds which blow on high,
Lift me now so I can fly
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 3, 2020 6:52 PM |
He always sang like a girl. He's transitioning.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 4, 2020 8:59 PM |
Someone's been following Sam Smith a little too much.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 4, 2020 9:02 PM |
Stop saying guyliner
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 4, 2020 9:09 PM |
Oh, for heaven's sake, R31. Not everyone is "transitioning." (Hey, whatever happened to Michael Moore's transition, DL?) I was thinking more along the lines of mental illness or dementia.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 4, 2020 11:25 PM |
Make America Emo Again!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 4, 2020 11:30 PM |
Who cares?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 5, 2020 12:09 AM |
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