Ansel Elgort picks up girlfriend by her taint

At least he provided some nice VPL in those board shorts to compensate.

He is being paid to advertise that resort. Nasty place in the DR, with seaweed in the ocean. Cheap spaz should have taken her to the Maldives instead. She deserved it after he cheated on her with Harry Styles.

I wish someone would hack his phone and release some dick picks. He looks HUGE!

She looks like she weighs a ton

He looks like he's fingerings her ass. Is it me or are his fingernails very white?

He must he straight. No gay man would ever do that.

He’s cool and attractive.

He could pick me up by the taint if he wanted to.

Taint my problem.

She’s a ballet dancer, I’m sure she’s used to it.

[quote]Nasty place in the DR, with seaweed in the ocean.

Where do you expect SEA weed to be?

He's got a kid's baseball bat between those legs.

Just pull it out, you cocky fucker.

"She’s a ballet dancer, I’m sure she’s used to it."

With an ass that big, there's no way she's a ballet dancer.

Best comment about the picture.

I wonder how she feels about this pic.

Her feet look weird.

" If you think its butter, butt tit taint"

Maybe he was just throwing that fish back into the water.

If you think about it, Ansel is sort of the male millenial version of Ali McGraw.

he's picking her up wrong. Doesn't he know the reason women have two holes down there is so you can pick them up like a six pack, bro?

[quote]Paid partnership with godomrep Dominican Republic

The Dominican Republic is hiring affordable celebs to help jump-start the tourism industry after the bad PR from 2019's vacation death scare.

Good for him

[quote]I wonder how she feels about this pic.

She's clearly an attention-whore herself.

‘Taint what you do it’s the way that you do it

R15, I googled her. She is:

This is how Trump greets all women

what's this now...

They are recreating the night Donald met Melania

Yeah, but where's the exchange of cash, R30?

R29 Was that from when he auditioned for King Cobra?

He looks like the son of Chicken Lady in that last photo.

He looks like a Croatian rentboy @R29

Only a gay man trying to pass would hold her like that. He probably thinks it's ok because in his head he is constantly aware that there is no penis there.

Will Hansel ever show his cock?

I think I see peen.

He practically does any time he wears pants, r36.

Guess no pix of him in his ballet dance belt.

Has he ever done nudity?

[quote]Doesn't he know the reason women have two holes down there is so you can pick them up like a six pack, bro?

Homosezwhat?

3 holes, sport. Women have THREE holes down there.

The hole women pee out of is the same size as the one in the cock that men pee out of. Even here, I have never heard it said that men have 'two holes down there'.

Ansel has dated that girl Violeta for at least eight years. They met at stage school and she's a professional dancer, hence the pose.

Who took the picture? Does he hire somebody for that?

What's the Difference Between a Gooch, Taint, and Grundle?

That is seriously gross and low class. The single atom of respect I had for him is forever gone, he can't disappear soon enough. Yuck yuck yuck.

R45 My lose of respect came when he sang his nomination lines on the Golden Globes on Sunday.

I dint used to llike him but now im crazy bout him, he so charming/cute/smart in interviews...darling boy

LOVED GOLDFINCH

the young boy who played him as a young'un was fab

This thread was funny for the title, but now hilarious with R41's biology lesson.

"the young boy who played him as a young'un was fab"

Oakes Fegley