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Chasten Buttigieg here!

I'm drawing up plans for a WH wine cave as I type bitches! Any questions?

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by Anonymousreply 20December 20, 2019 11:42 PM

Do you have a vagina?

by Anonymousreply 1December 20, 2019 6:42 AM

Who did you have to blow to land Petey?

by Anonymousreply 2December 20, 2019 6:47 AM

No thank you. Pete had a vagina once and he says it was very underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 3December 20, 2019 6:49 AM

You're not a trans woman of color. So you don't count as a wife. Get clipping!

by Anonymousreply 4December 20, 2019 7:53 AM

Don’t serve Bernie. Because he’s dying from his heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 5December 20, 2019 8:10 AM

Be careful what you wish for, Pete will be taking his lovers down to the wine cave for a quickie and you're no Jackie Kennedy

by Anonymousreply 6December 20, 2019 8:19 AM

If Pete's elected, will you take your entire Troll Doll, Hummel Figurine and Pyrex collections to the White House? Or leave most of it in South Bend?

by Anonymousreply 7December 20, 2019 8:21 AM

Of course my Trolls and Hummels will decorate the niches in the Yellow Oval Room.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 20, 2019 8:29 AM

hahahaa that picture in the OP

by Anonymousreply 9December 20, 2019 8:37 AM

When I become First Gentleman my Pyrex collection has been promised to the city of South Bend. It will be displayed in our former home which will become The President Pete Buttigieg Museum.

by Anonymousreply 10December 20, 2019 8:37 AM

Jane won’t even let Bernie reread the dirty books he wrote because they were so XXX they might cause him to have ANOTHER heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 11December 20, 2019 9:01 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 12December 20, 2019 8:22 PM

Chasten what will you say to Melania during the transition meetings?

by Anonymousreply 13December 20, 2019 8:23 PM

"Sorry, I don't speak Slovenian Whore."

by Anonymousreply 14December 20, 2019 8:24 PM

How big? How thick?

Not your teeth. Your dick.

by Anonymousreply 15December 20, 2019 9:02 PM

The sky’s the limit since this will only take place in your imagination.

by Anonymousreply 16December 20, 2019 9:26 PM

Will there be am Amy Klob dartboard in the cave?

by Anonymousreply 17December 20, 2019 9:50 PM

Tasteful nudes will decorate the WH wine cave.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 20, 2019 9:55 PM

Where will the wine be stored?

by Anonymousreply 19December 20, 2019 10:00 PM

[quote]It will be displayed in our former home which will become The President Pete Buttigieg Museum.

We're already getting ready to call it "Da Butt".

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by Anonymousreply 20December 20, 2019 11:42 PM
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