Louisiana Senator John Kennedy: does he have Trans-Face?

If that old site Men Who Look Like Lesbians was still around he would be its cover boy.

He looks more female than many lesbians.

Best. Description. Ever.

He's very disturbing looking. Does he even have teeth? It looks like his face is rejecting his head.

he has that southern racist dumbfuck "too stoopid to know i'm stoopid" face

OP, if you have to ask, the answer is yes.

The fillers have turned him into a Golden Girl.

Pity for him. Mademoiselle La Senatrice Miss Lindsey prefers a more masculine gentleman caller.

Remember when we used to believe American were exceptional?

Now we know that fascism can easily come here with everyone falling right in line

Transgendery. I like that word OP. Men lose muscle tone and facial features soften as they get older due to loss of testosterone.

He's the feminized version of Janet Huckabee.

He has gayface like Mr. Rogers & looks that that hubby from that crazy Minnesota GOP rep. lady.

Howdy Doody Face.

I laff like a hyena when she cums on the news, not only the face but the voice and his whole schtick is better than anything on TV.

let us pray, however, his constituents tire of the merciless ribbings he gets from the public as to his gender, and rout him from office.

Does he have ANY testosterone left? Good god.

"He's the feminized version of Janet Huckabee."

No wonder he gets me all tingly.

Gomer Kennedy.

I wonder what the Russians have on him.

He probably has BIG FAT FLOPPY MANTITS DISEASE

He looks like something out of central casting they would look for to play a pre civil war Plantation owner. He'd be known as Beauregard C. Jasper-Hogg.

he's a self involved flamboyant "fop" like l. ron hubbard, the creator of the abusive insidious crazy cult scientology

And he'd be known around town as "Boss Hogg".

One of the Baton Rouge Hoggs.

omg

I wanna chew suck and gnaw on them man tittys and hear her bellow like a sow down in the dirty ass pigpen. he rolls around in the mud and gets all nasty yea.

We need to research her and see how such a trans got elected....unreal.

Maybe her momma is rich and her daddy is good lookin.

[quote] He looks like something out of central casting they would look for to play a pre civil war Plantation owner.

I disagree. He would be the old maid aunt from Atlanta.

[quote]he has that southern racist dumbfuck "too stoopid to know i'm stoopid" face

That folksy, dumb southerner old boy schtick is a complete fraud.

In reality Kennedy went to school at Vanderbilt and OXFORD university!

daddy musta bought the diploma,,,,,,he screams low IQ honey...

Frank Purdue...

Is he gender fluid?

Long lost relative

Ole lesbian granny Kennedy seemed particularly addled and befuddled this morning on Meet the Press. Chuck Toad was not letting him get away with most of his usual nonsense.

It’s quite clear that he has decided to join La Senatrice, Aunt Pissypat, in being willfully ignorant about what the true facts are. He postulates these bizarre theories that exonerate Cheatolini — except they have no basis in reality.

No Senator Kennedy should be Aunt Pissypat!

LG is the Senatrice Lindseybelle, and JK is Aunt Pissypat.

She is everybody's favorite Nazi meemaw!

[quote]In reality Kennedy went to school at Vanderbilt and OXFORD university!

And he was a Democrat up until 2007. Probably a racist fuck who didn't want to be on the same team as Obama.

Probably more opportunist than racist

Someone with editing skills should do a mash-up of him with Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. He probably refers to the Civil War as "The War of Northern Aggression." I can't believe he was actually Attorney General of Louisiana.

That's JOAN Kennedy to you, Mister.

It’s Botox and fillers and lord knows what else. They have a very feminizing effect on a man’s face, especially after a certain age.

most trans women take much better care of themselves. he looks like a bookish old dyke.

His skin is hyaluronic acid fab!

He looks like the benign grandma who keeps a musket near the front door. Coloreds. You never know.

That's what happens to you when you eat those fucking crawfish. Ugh.

Remember... he replaced David "prostitutes and adult diaper lover" Vitter as Senator.

Obviously this dude has zero exposure to testosterone. He has gay-face and lady-face. Hugely.

He looks like the lovechild of Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham.

Isn't this the guy who went on CNN a couple of years ago and smugly interrupted the speaker to say "Merry Christmas" because he thought it would piss off the lib'ruls?

More like a vegetable kingdom to animal kingdom transition: goober to human.

But seriously, can you imagine the taunting Kennedy suffered at Oxford?!

Does he go to the gay bar in Mount Pilot (after Chinese food)?

What is wrong with those Southern republican congressmen? They all look like ladies. La Senatrice looks like the sister of Madame de Merteuil. Kennedy see above. And the worst might still be Mischa McConnell who always look like an old lady just before makeup and snap-on wig.

[Quote] But seriously, can you imagine the taunting Kennedy suffered at Oxford?!

Does Oxford have a reputation of taunting people on their looks?

I would not know what Oxford does. As soon as that liar shows up on the TV screen, I throw something and break our TV...again..

Getting tired of buying new TVs all the time.

We really should start referring to these people (Southern Republicans) like Kennedy, Graham, McConnell, etc., as members of "The Confederate Party" just to fuck with them.

He certainly has a Quentin Crisp je ne sais quoi, and makes Quentin C. a lot more appealing looking.

The University of Mississippi is in Oxford. Check his attendance to see whether or not he's lying. He probably is.

Hwen ah hyar that cornpone voss o' hes- ah lahk to fall ovah!

I bet she has floppy tits.

Can there be any doubt that this man has poor nipple placement?

He’s frightening. And no, I didn’t doctor this pic.

He seems to be serving a bit of Hyacinth Boo-K realness.

He's number 1 on the list of stupidest Senators. On the House side, number 1 is still Louie Gohmert.

[quote] On the House side, number 1 is still Louie Gohmert.

Matt Gaetz would tell you to hold his beer, but he never hands over a can until it's empty.

He is NOT stupid. He may act that way to get votes, but you don't get through Vanderbilt, UVa law school and Oxford (first class honors degree) if you're stupid. A stupid person wouldn't even try.

He knows perfectly well what he's doing. Don't underestimate these people.

What is it with these Republicans and their cock-sucking lips?

R46, I was thinking more Ted Cruz and Marcus Bachmann.

WHET Big Gay Marcus?

im watchin this old slobber mouth on meet the press and I never laffed so hard in my life.

what a cluck a doodle doo

she belongs on comedy central

R42 I cannot stop laughing. I could hardly type this reply, my hands were shaking so bad from laughing.

He reminds me of Mr. Haney from Green Acres.

yes!

I can see his naked fat ass rolling in the hay with the whores from Petticoat Junction...

You'd think at some point republican voters would smarten up and realize the creeps they've been voting into office for many years have been taking them for the fools they are and working a decades long con on them. I just have a hard time believing that many people are that goddamned dumb and gullible. Or is it that they know these assholes are colossal liars and just don't care?

Kennedy and Miss Lindsey would make a fabulous couple.

Kennedy and Miss Marcus Bachmann. Made for each other.

r71, it's the legacy of American biblical literalism and groupthink. It suppresses critical thinking ability and trains you to rationalize and compartmentalize rather than observe the evidence of your own senses and draw your own conclusions.

R72 what would they do in bed, bump pussies, giggle and say "I declare!"?

You know they both need a BBC to satisfy them.

R62.. one can be "book smart" but be dumber then shit in common sense and every other aspect of life! add in simply inherent or raised morally and ethically challenged and even corrupt and bankrupt and well there you have it.

It takes a lot to make Lindsey Graham look butch....

I have to wonder what the reaction of the Russians were to him when he travelled to spend the 4th of July in Russia along with several of his Republican colleagues in 2018?

R78 they were wondering where that babushka got such a nice suit.

Can someone photograph Senator Kennedy's face on this?

I live in Louisana. He is embarrassing. Still curious about that Russian 4th of July meeting.

After MTP and his Ukrainian interference claims, he back pedaled and admitted it was Russian on CNN. Maybe he is being blackmailed by Russia to sow confusion?

Hey, now. Russia isn't stupid. Some guys you don't have to blackmail or intimidate. YOu just need to be strategic. They Russians have Nunes in their pocket. He is in business with them. McConnell, same thing. Tons of Russian money has flooded the GOP. Now individuals like Pete Sessions, maybe they blackmailed. But I believe how it works is that they hook you with money. And they certainly know a lot about your family, wife, kids, etc. Maybe one of your kids had some problems and addiction or abortion, etc. A good friend helps clean up your messes. It's ALL about quid pro quo. And the other thing to keep in mind. There has been a fusion of Russian interests with the Evangelicals. So Kennedy may be following the dictates of his religious constituents. Or the Cult of Trump. It's only the "lucky ones" who get to suck an Oligarch's dick.

Want to add that the Super Pacs for the GOP House caucus and the Senate caucus is filled with Russian money. When you have hundreds of millions of dollars, that's a substantial war chest. McConnell controls two of those and the House has two as well, not to mention what Paul Ryan is still holding on to. Then there's Koch money, and Mercer money and all kinds of dark money. So If I'm a GOP House or Senate member, I'm going to want that money on my side not being used to fund a candidate who will primary me.

I think he likes being misunderestimated.....

He looks like any generic older woman.

Excuse me, but the role of Granny from Beverly Hillbillies is already taken, y'all heah?

[quote]It's only the "lucky ones" who get to suck an Oligarch's dick.

In mah day, they knew how to entertain their gentlemen oligarchs! It wasn’t enough for a Senatrice to be possessed of a pretty face and a graceful figure — although Ah wasn’t slighted in either respect! She also needed to have a nimble wit and a tongue to meet all occasions.

If Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a forensic recreation of a face from a skull, Kennedy is the version when they mistake the skull for a male.

What is it about old southern men in particular that make them look so fem?

He actually attended Oxford University in England, but he's still an ignorant contemptible moron. Which shows you can take the man out of Louisiana but you can't take Louisiana out of the man.

[quote]I can't believe he was actually Attorney General of Louisiana.

Because he wasn't.

the Ms. Marcus Bachmann comment makes me suspect there is one face that guys like Kennedy and Marcus B. share and take turns wearing.

I grew up calling that Southern Baptist Face

I liked Nancy Kulp better when she was a Democrat.

Agree with R1.

OP, I think 'transgendery' should be a word.

Smooth face, no sign of facial or body hair, tight eyebrow, chins, plump, flowing wavy well coifed unisex hair cut = transgendery.

Aunt Pitty Pat face! He's gross!!!

Kennedy in 2022: “Well, I’m not Trump, I’m me. I’m running as a Republican...“

These people support some awful person until the wheels come off, then run claiming that they aren’t that person who they formerly supported and who is now in jail.

Jed Clampett said it best re: trumplicans: "Pitiful, just pitiful"

R99, I prefer this Jed Clampett-ism: