Ronan Farrow Says He and His Fiancé Jon Lovett Are Too 'Swamped with Work' to Plan Their Wedding, according to People Magazine

Translation: He won't sign the pre-nup.

Mia can throw a wedding together in an hour, she has done it before.

He has Frank’s eyes.

They will never marry, so in case Jon has an affair with one of the kids Ronan adopts, the papers can’t print that he is dating his stepson.

What’s to plan? You spend a morning at City Hall to get the license. You spend another morning waiting in line for the justice to pronounce you. If you can’t find two days where you can be in the same place at the same time, or you absolutely HAVE TO HAVE a years-in-the-making day of splendor, you’re not a good candidate for marriage.

Ronan Farrow strikes me as someone who could be living 3 lives simultaneously.

Why does Frank Jnr want to marry fatty boom boom anyway?

Does Ronan sing Mamma Mia to his mother?

As much as he despises Woody you would think he would have a DNA test to prove he isnt his father. That is the main reason I tend to doubt the truth of it.

R6 i can see that

My secret shame is that I think Jon Lovett is really hot and I’d love to fuck his porky ass.

Ronan knows he can do way better & is avoiding a lifetime of double headed dildos. Jon must have some major dirt on him.

That's the ticket!

Ronan proposed so does that make him the top?

R12 what's wrong with double headed dildos?!

They’re adorbs.

Don’t hate; appreciate!

[quote]He has Frank’s eyes.

Which you can buy for $39. It's called Freshlook Colorblends Sterling Gray.

[quote] Seriously, how busy can you be if your name is Jon Lovett and you're marrying a millionaire?

Well if you are marrying a control freak who probably won't agree to anything unless his mother also agrees, it takes time.

R12 what kind of dirt? Spill it!!

R18 but Jon didn't say that they're too busy to plan the wedding, Ronan did.

R17 the shape and size of his eyes, not just the colour. Isn't RF blind as bat and so he must wear some sort of glasses/contacts anyway?

All right, I just have to say that anytime I read these names on here, I have to stop and correct myself because I always see it as "Jon Lovitz" instead of "Jon Lovett." They'd be a much more interesting couple, no?

Jon Lovett seems like a good guy but doesn't surprise me if Ronan's ego gets in the way of that relationship. How can they plan a wedding when Ronan's too busy promoting that gossip column he calls a book & going after all the people that didn't support HIM and HIS story about Weinstein.

They both are high maintenance, but Jon is the fun one. He explodes, but then runs out of steam, lands back on earth, and laughs about it.

Ronan's freak-outs always end in threats of suicide.

Plus Ronan's face looks like it's full of Silly Putty.

Get out, Jon, while you still can.

R23 Oooh are you serious? That is juicy if true!

R22 You mean like Hillary Clinton?

R23 The threats of suicide make him sound like a borderline.

R26, who wouldn't be, growing up in all that mishigoss?

Some of you are so bitchy sometimes. Of course Ronan is busy. He's much busier than Jon will ever be. All Jon does is sit in a chair and talk into a microphone all day, and not even that much. He has lots of time to plan the wedding, and he doesn't need to hold Ronan's hand to do it. Got a question about the color of the napkins or which tie to wear? Text him! What about the number of guests, the music? Again, texting is an incredible technological invention. No, I think that something else is going on. I remember on some podcast that Jon mentioned a story about being in a relationship where one person wanted an open relationship more than the other one did. Ronan seems to be speaking for the both of them, so we all know who the top is!

Ronan better get himself to a fat farm stat before this goes any further. If he looks like this now, he is going to hit full butterball by 40.

Ronan/Satchel/Seamus is a datalounger. Allegedly of course.

Sorry, R28, Jon is busy enough. He does a lot of traveling for Crooked Media, and they are gearing up for election year, which is going to be brutal.

And OP, Ronan may be richer now, but Crooked Media is going to make Jon a very wealthy man one day.

Sure Jon R31.

Crooked is raking it in now.

Just replace the A with the O.

He despises Woody allen. We all know that. If there is any chance that Woddy isnt his father why in the hell doesnt he do a DNA test? If comes back that he isnt his father wouldnt that be a good thing? I suspect maybe he has done this already and found out that Siinatra is not his father, otherwsie I would think he would be shouting it from the rooftops.

The marriage will only last a few years.

What an ugly fucking pair!

Once they marry, will Ronan take Jon's name?

[quote]Ah, these are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett. Desperate measure must be taken

What a strange and mismatched looking couple.

Jon's gained weight. Probably wants to lose it before the ceremony.

Sounds like a combined humblebrag/fear of commitment.

Maybe he can do something with that hair now instead of party planning.

Frank Sinatra is gay?

[quote]Jon's gained weight.

He's fat.

Someone PLEASE explain to me why Ronan Farrow, who I think is a very attractive man, would want to be with someone as fat, plain looking, loud, and bitchy as Jon Lovett. I stopped listening to Pod Save America because of that very annoying queen. Ronan could have anyone that looks better than that. Maybe that says something about Ronan.

How very DARE he pair up with someone less conventionally attractive!

Vile queens hiss at "clone" gay couples and hiss at "unmatched" gay couples

Why are you all so miserable?

It's not just gays who does this. A good looking person in a relationship with an ugly person looks mismatched because there's an inherent inequality circumstantially, and anyone who doesn't realize this has been reading too many Danielle Steele novels where love conquers all. Spoiler: it doesn't.

From what I've read of him, Ronan probably has some low self esteem issues because of his highly publicized, unusual childhood, his perceived social awkwardness because of his aforementioned childhood, and of course the insanity of dealing with a mother like Mia, particularly when she makes jokes about your paternity. This has left him with a need to control things in his life, such as partners. Some think that a less attractive partner is more likely to stay faithful, when a lot of the time the less attractive partner has terrible insecurities and would cheat more often if the opportunity arose to prove their own attractiveness. I've also heard rumors that he's "fluid", and has been with women, which, if true, definitely complicates things. I hope he can find some peace.

Nothing says "daddy issues" like marrying someone as nebbishy as your estranged father.

R47- EXACTLY

[quote]Jon's gained weight. Probably wants to lose it before the ceremony.

They both have gained weight. They work too much and probably eat like they are still in college.

[quote]They both have gained weight.

I pointed out Ronan's weight gain on one of the previous threads. No one else mentioned it. I think they were all distracted by that hairstyle.

Great point r48!

Where is the good looking person?

R54 he looks good when he's skinnier

EVERY TIME I see a photo of Ronan Farrow I see FRANK SINATRA.

It's not just Jon Lovett's appearance. His personality is very unappealing. Have you listened to the Pod Save America podcast? He's annoying as FUCK!

Meh.

Ronan is just a big fat girl waiting to happen.

Nothing to see here.

Isn't weird how there are no blinds about him other than his affair with Anderson Cooper when he was a teen? Mia paid Google big bucks to scrub the internet's memory of her sweet little boy. He's got some skeletons, and like another poster said, Jon has seen them!

Here they are on 4/25/20 in lockdown playing a version of the Newlywed Game and getting all the answers wrong.

They say the person least invested in a relationship has the most power in the relationship. I'm thinking that's Jon.

One Youtube comment about the video-

[quote]Find someone who looks at you the way Ronan looks at Jon.

[quote]He has Frank’s eyes.

And his boyfriend has Frank's wig.

Uh huh. Just like Oprah and Stedman.

Karen Carpenter wasn't anorexic. Just pooped!

They're both tired of fighting to be the bottom.