I wanna get tag teamed by Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat, Colin Jost and Mikey Day

colin

coliiiin

Coliiiiin

Coliiiiiiiin

No love for Kenan?

just give me Mikey!

Beck

Beck

beckster

Beckah

Mikey!

Mikey's almost 40!

Mikeeeey

Alex

I wanna get tag teamed by the most basic Average White Guys I can find!

Fixed the headline for you.

Alexxxx

Alex is fine!

I think Colin Jost is ugly. He reminds me of a monkey.

I have a crush on Mikey Day. Is Mikey gay?

Question: Michael Che’s eyes always looks like he is high on something.... anyone else notice?

R12 I love that he is almost 40, yet really does look younger. He was totally believable as a teenager this weekend.

Um, yes, I think we all notice R19. We also notice his barely veiled homophobia, the constant disapproving shake of his head every time Colin or a desk guest makes a joke as though he's signaling he's above it all, his total lack of charisma, his inability to land a punchline and his plain dullness. Although he's a little bit better than he was at the start of his run, I still don't get how he landed that plum gig. Not that Colin's magnificent or anything, but by comparison, he's a comedic genius. I guess no one will match Amy & Tina.

Alex Moffat is boyfriend material. Something refined yet warm about his look. Looks like he reads. I love him. Mikey Day is the hot young jock dad next door you go out of your way to catch a glimpse of,

Alex, Beck and Mikey: yes. Colin: no.

R21 nailed it.

Is Michael Che a druggie?

R24 More likely a pothead, which no one considers drugs anymore.

What do you call an orgy of guys who are all 5'6"? A shorgy? For comparison, Pete Davidson is 6'1" and slumping here...

Mikey has a gf and a kid. I think he’s cute as hell though. Would def want to fool around with him.

R26 If I'm having an orgy, why the fuck would I care how tall the participants are? We would be having sex not playing basketball.

They are just all really short and I thought you should know. No hate if that's your thing r28.

Beck is 100% pure muscle. I'd love to worship him.

What about Che, OP?

Who the fuck are these people?

r15, Ain't that the truth. But something about Colin is sexy as fuck. He's very plain looking, but good looking its inexplicable. Can some people just exude intelligence and that's what makes them sexy.

I knew Colin was working some kind of dad bod, but those surfing pictures above are actually better than I was expecting.

He’s adorable.

I find Beck the sexiest. He would be mischievous in bed.

Colin was in the same dorm as Pete Buttigieg at Harvard. I’m sure Pete wanted to hit that and still does ....

Beck is really good at playing in sketches arrogant het stud characters (the kind who do fist pumps when they cum), so he could fake it in bed even if that's not his real personality. I fin him the sexiest, even despite his shortness and his tendency to get fat.

I find Colin Jost very handsome but he has zero charisma. He has Locust Valley lockjaw. He seems like he should be dating Bunny Bixler or Muriel Puce.

Mikey Day and Alex Moffat are cute, but neither will age well.

1. Beck 2. Mikey 3. Alex 4. Colin

Jost just published a memoir.

Entitled, "A Very Punchable Face."

Still don't like him much, but at least he owns it.