Ever been with a pocket gay?

They probably saw his proctologist's bill.

Best r1 in ages! Thank you for the literal laugh out loud

Ernst is a pocket gay. He should give us a response from the pocket gay perspective.

I'm also a fan of pocket gays (Asians, Hispanics, Whites) and have had a number of them as fuckbuddies. I can attest to them as being excellent sexual partners (from a top's perspective). Good luck on meeting another guy with whom you're a good match.

My BF is a bit shorter than me, and I'm not tall in the first place. He's fit and curvy, and I love holding onto his butt. I'm completely faithful to him, and still very much in love with him.

[R5] How long have you been together with a boyfriend? Before him did you date other pocket gays? The pocket gays I've been with have varied from thin to chubby/fat. I think I realized by accident that the size difference was a turn on for me and I haven't turned back.

Muscular pocket gays feel the best when fucking them, imho.

R6, It's been over 35 years, but yes, I dated shorties before I met him. He's very smart and cute and funny. I was only with guys who were bigger than me a couple of times/

[R7] - Nice. Some great experiences with the muscular ones come to mind. Pint-sized bubble butts with tight holes, small waists, easy maneuverability, high stamina. Lots of pluses.

Yes. They're easy to position during sex, which I find hot.

I had a fb back in my mid-twenties who would qualify. About 5'3" (I'm 5'11"). It was fun, but I normally am more attracted to guys about the same size/build as I am. He was skinny as a rail and I didn't feel comfortable being able to feel/see every bone in his body while we went at it. Plus, he wanted a relationship and I wasn't into that at the time.

Never partner with an Asian (Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese and, especially, Chinese.) You break up with them and, one hour later, you're hungry for them again.

Pocket gays are the future. They consume less resources and leave a smaller carbon footprint.

Even for viet guys, 5'2" is still a midget. Did you smell dead dogs from his mouth, OP?

I would’ve never gone for a pocket gay in my 20s. It would’ve felt too weird - being with some little guy that I was afraid I’d break or hurt. My first experience where I started appreciating the pocket gays was the result of an online hook up where his picture was somewhat deceptive. He was friendly and goofy enough that I decided to sit back, have a beer and make conversation with this geek (thick glasses and all). He was also eager enough that he made the first move once I was more comfortable. Prior to this guy I would’ve never sat back and just let some guy blow me and rim me for more than a few minutes. This guy relished in it and was great at it. I felt no inhibitions with him and didn’t hold back because of his size when fucking him. It was an awakening for me.

I’m curious to know about others’ experiences. How others came around to smaller guys.

I am a muscular pocket bottom. The bigger and larger the dick, the less pain I feel. It is very weird. Sometimes a small dick will give me hell, whereas a monstercock will always fit me like a glove. And anyone over 6ft has my entire adoration.

Come sit by me, R16.

I’m a pocket daddy top. Ask me anything.

Mmmmm R16 how you tease....

I had a great young-looking pocket-gay fb for about four months. Small, tight, built and very frisky.

But once in middle school they grow up too fast.

Thank you R1. 😂😂

I’m 5’8, at the top end of pocket.

I love being with taller guys because whenever we spoon, I fit perfectly in their arms. Love to deep kiss when a taller guy is fucking me on my back

The future is POCKET GAY

They don’t steal your clothing, they eat less and get drunk quicker. Long live the pocket gay!

I am also 5'8 and I love nothing more than laying in a bed on my stomach and having a big long top covering and warming my entire body, including feet, with his. Heaven. I am also very muscular, cute in the face, bubble butted and single.

R24 We don’t live in trees, baking cookies.

Was that pocket or poke it?

Yeah I'm shorter too though. I had a hot "straight" fuckbuddy who was around 5 ft 3. He was very strong though and probably the most masculine guy I've ever been with. I've dated a lot of Filipino guys and most of them have been shorter than me.

[quote] I’m 7 1/2 inches and he had no problems taking it

Uh, 7 1/2 is not that difficult to “take,” dear. You’re actually not John Holmes.

Many years ago, a 5'3" muscle bunny with a big slappable ass, a tiny dick and a vivid imagination: he wanted to be dominated 24/7.

A highlight of our relationship was fucking him all the way across Canada in a sleeping car on "The Canadian," the old CP train from Toronto to Vancouver. The train stopped more often than we did - he was that good. So good that we never saw Banff.

It was fun while it lasted.

No, but I have a crush on one in my apartment complex. He's 5'3" about, nice body, curly blond hair and adorable. I say hi to him, I know he is gay because I have seen him on Grindr. He acts like he is terrified of me sometimes. I'm 6'1" and about 225.

“I’m 7 1/2 inches and he had no problems taking it. On his back, legs up, fucking.“

Did you wear a pocket protector?

[quote]R6 The pocket gays I've been with have varied from thin to chubby/fat.

You mean, like everyone?

I’ve fucked a few pocket gays in my time. Most of them were Latin or Italian with furry, round asses. I just don’t remember having a bad time with any of them, well, there was one from Italy that I wanted to throw off as bridge but the rest were amazing. I miss being a tall slut sometimes

Hilarious, R33. Some of our posters sound like anthropologists describing a lost tribe. They’re just short guys who are gay! Yes, some are fat, some are thin... fascinating stuff, for some, I guess.

Pocket gays are great if you’re a top because they’re so compact. Lots of positions are easier with a lighter, smaller guy.

I'm a pocket gay top. Indian. The hottest FBI I had was this tall 6' German guy who loved to be a total sub to me. Was such a turn on!!!! Why did he have to move?

Pocket gays sizzle. I'm six feet tall and if I can stand behind the pocket and rest my chin on his head, I'm in heaven. I can't explain why I find them hot, but it works. If I see a short guy across a crowded room, I'm on it.

I hope you pocket gays appreciate what you've got. Grrrrrrrrrr!

6'3" and fucked plenty of pocket gays and had 1 bf pocket gay. And some pocket gays were hung and topped me.

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r39 Let's try that again, what is the cut of size of height for pocket gays? 5'3" sounds like the tiny pocket they have on certain brands of blue jeans.

I would consider 5’6” and below to be pocket sized. It has to be extreme. Just like to be really, remarkably tall, you have to be over 6’2” or so. (Maybe more)

I dated one for about 6 months, except it was the opposite of most experiences. We met in the valley, he was a flight attendant, 5'4" very muscular and our first night together I found out short is not universal for little dick. no lie 9 inches and on him it looked like two feet. Before him I only every topped, he was truly vers but showed me how to take a big one. Best 6 months of my life. He moved to Australia :(

I love little blondes very much.

[QUORE]I love little blondes very much

Little blonds are angels without wings.

What do we think about pocket gays? Are they good in bed?

I had a relationship with a pocket gay. Loved moving him around during sex. A downside is you can dance with him at weddings, it's just ridiculous. I'm over 6'2.

Oh and he dumped me after 12 years for a guy 20 years younger than me, a bit more handsome, 1 inch taller, and with a HUGE cock, versus my merely big one. I was hurt now I'm just bitter.

My fuck buddy is from Taiwan and is tiny. My cock is average, but he loves it. Takes it like a champ. Might give him a call, now that I think of it.

I'm 6'2" and i love it!

If you are 6'+ and like getting fucked without feeling like a woman with a penis has penetrated you, then a pocket gay is not for you in bed.

I'm 5"5" and it's all about chemistry. I do remember meeting and hooking up with a black guy from New Orleans, who was a few inches shorter than me. Sweet God in heaven! Had someone taken a picture of us, in action, we would have looked like an oversized pretzel.

Yes, his name was Lindsey Graham

R31 Give him a rose next time you see him in the hallway...