Very bad experience at JC Penney

1/10

As Judge Judy would say, "you can't tells us that Dodi felt traumatized and thinks it's his fault the shopping trip was ruined." Karolyn's best revenge is not going to Sephora again.

Better seen than heard is still the default setting in America

This belongs in the 'signs of white trash' thread.

OP Dodi needs to be leashed and muzzled when in public.

Let that be a lesson to you.

How about you just call or write costumer service and tell them you had a bad experience with a special needs child and ask them to advice their employees to be more considerate next time instead of "taking action" aka suing them. Maybe you'll get a coupon and the employees learn something from the experience.

Dance 4, Looks 2 OP

Having said that, Dodi is a compelling character. Consider elevating him to the center of a narrative "Dodi's world" type of thing.

Listen to r7's notes. Cut the part about Chili's.

Goddammit, get a god damned sitter for dodi. Goddammit.

OP are you sure you aren’t “Special Needs” too?

If Dodi is a retard, how could he have awareness that he ruined the shopping trip?

As long as Dodi didnt fling doody around,I dont see the problem here ?

R11 for the win.

Grandbaby?

The shop bottom should've kicked all three of you in the cunt & called security.

OP left out that they were asked to leave Chili's as well after Dodi try to stick a Southwestern egg roll up his ass.

Why wasn't Dodi in school?

You stupid mother fucker OP. JC Penny is still Penney’s!! Sephora now handles their cosmetics as a subcontractor inside. It was within the rights of the shop bottom to ask you to leave because you were all too retarded to figure this out. Especially Dodi. I hope that stupid ass dodi is taken away and given custody to the state. JC Penney’s is too high class of a store for skanks like you and Jodi to be shopping at.

JC Penney's can have a mini-Sephora in them. Doesn't mean that there is no more JC Penney. Dodi. Karolyn? Are you reading late 90s news mags? Lunch at Chilis? you can do better

Chilis and JCP???? You’d should be exterminated likes the Jews in Auschwitz.

r19, that's a bit much. We wanted to go to Fridays, but there was a line, and Dodi's doesn't like waiting. Chili's could seat us right away. There's no need to compare us to the Jew. We are Christians.

r20 Friday's is just as, if not more trashy as Chili's. You insist on digging the hole deeper.

Wait Dodi is a boy? Or is she a girl, but his preferred pronouns are he/him?

-1000/100

Dodi is ambisexual.

Friday's at the mall is not trashy, r21. They have a delicious filet mignon, which I order when we go every Thursday... except for today. Like I said, we couldn't get in. Dodi is a boy. He likes trains and riding the escalator at Penny. Whom should I contact about our experience today? Should I tweet at them or go to the Local news?

Dodi’s bad attitude can be cured by taking him on a straight drive through a curved tunnel.

Go to the local news and then post the link to us Mary.

How was the mens room action?

I’m sorry, am I to understand there was not a Applebee’s available? Perhaps that is the problem with you and retard Jodi.

Not sure Sephora ruined Dodi's shopping trip, but I have no doubt that Dodi ruined the the visit for everyone else in the store.

OP..

I’m thinking lunch should have been at Red Robin. Dodo should have acted out there first, sexually aggressive is best, then headed over to the JCP. The hijinx are many once you get there...

We are only trying to help OP.

Or have Dodi scream “you’re all painted strumpets in your prostitution whore paint”, rather than just shouting Se-pho-ra.

Put some biblical spin on it.

It's appalling that anyone should have to be reminded that the proper thing to do is for them to leave the store. Where's the common sense and the respect for other shoppers that would have the family immediately leave the store and quiet the child somewhere else??

R34, Oh mother, really!

Order Dodi a cheeseburger the next time you go to Chili’s.

He will fank you for it.

Did you ask, no DEMAND, to speak to the manager?

Next OP will tell us that Dodi has decided he's girl.

I’m a little muddled. Is Dondi a boy or a girl?

[quote] costumer service

Tell me more, R6!

Is Dodi single?

I worked with a Dodi once and she was real bitch too.

I said Dodi is a boy. We don't eat at Applebee's. It's run by an Indian.

This lame ass fable never happened.

Fables have animals in them. Dodi is slow but he is a human boy and we love him just as much as we love our dogs.

I knew a Dodi once, but then he died.

JC Penney is not now “Sephora” There are Sephora stores located inside of JC Penney stores.

You need to get your facts right OP, even when writing fiction.

0/10

Op & baby Dodi.

Nothing gets by you, r44!

R46 is a genius

Anybody named Dodi or anybody who names someone Dodi is automatically retarded

OP, please tell us about the time Karolyn accepted — in lieu of the cash settlement you insisted on— a statue of the three of you between the escalators at the Shoji Tabuchi Theatre. It’s such a good story.

Are you still upset that you were depicted as a turkey vulture?

Good start, OP

But the persona who wrote this would never say “shop bottom.”

OP So Dodi likes to play on Penney escalators? Who catches the little mong? You?

Who the fuck names a boy Dodi?

Mohammed Fayed, [R55].

Oh dear OP, you should know better than to try to garner sympathy from the cunts of DataLounge. These elitist, nasty old queens hate children, still use the word retard, and don't believe autism exists, you shouldn't have bothered.

Agree r51, Dodi is a stupid name. Change it to Mlongo or Telvin or something.

r51 You got that right!

[quote]I’m a little muddled. Is Dondi a boy or a girl?

I'm pretty sure DONDI is a boy. And I guess DODI is as well.

Dodi needs a trip to Paris and a black Mercedes

Blatant transphobia. Didn't they realize Dodi's outburst was triggered by its hormone blockers?

YOU ARE COMMITTING LITERAL GENOCIDE BY PRESUMING MY GENDER!!!!

Dodi was repulsed by JC Penney, and very distraught. He is used to much higher end stores, like Harrods.

I'll just leave this here....

Sephora bitches. Dodi's worth ten of 'em.

r65, see r59

No self-respecting shop bottom would grace JCPenney with her sneers and bad attitude.

Was there a vintage Halston lurking about?

r52 I am upset that Shoji's shows have gone downhill in the last decade. Ever since he let his daughter start calling the shots. But Dodi likes the men's room full of shiny fixtures so we go at least once a season, but I am careful not to clap too much. I don't want them to get the idea I like it.

Are you Special Needs also OP?

No my disabled tag says I have tremors. It did not affect my IQ on most days.

Good God! Dodi from My Three Sons was such a trip!

Fank you OP.