Morgan Fairchild still stunning at 70.

Stunning but not in a good way. She's barely recognizable with those chipmunk cheeks.

How do you know that photo has not been Photoshopped?

I remember Morgan looking more like this, OP.

R3. That is some solid drag queen Realness.

Oh my god-kill it with fire!!

Do you that little speck on her forehead?

That's her navel.

When the paint, hair dye, and eyelashes come off that mug, you’ve got your grandma. With all that work you don’t look 50, you look like a 70 y/o trying to pull off 50. And to not be misogynistic Calvin Klein is a perfect example. No one is fooled except the fool themselves.

She appears to have Connie Stevens swallowed whole.

I know people that worked with her on a small independent movie . She had a small part. They said she was charming, professional and great to work with (and she getting paid next to nothing). She was happy to be there. That's all. Sorry to bring down a bashing thread. LOL.

r8 I was gonna write Connie Francis. Thanks

I didn't know she had Downs.

She looks pretty good for 70. Though I would suggest easing up on the eye makeup.

I thought she looked great for her age for a long time, but something is off now. Maybe she's overdoing the fillers.

Easy, OP. No sharp objects, & lots of hot air.

Not only does the bad cosmetic stuff age her, but the hair style also adds years.

How unfortunate.

carmen dell'orefice is almost 20 years older and looks so much better.

She used to be very thin. It looks like she has gained maybe 20 pounds (9 kg), which probably helps the face. When you're young and don't need that much makeup, your skin can actually handle heavy makeup. As you get older, heavy makeup settles into the lines and makes you look older.

Agree she could lighten up on the eye liner. Hair/wig looks kind of dry & tangled. Eyebrows look tattooed on, might have tattooed lip liner as well.

Still a beautiful woman under all that, IMO.

She is probably taking an oral steroid, hence the "moonface".

Stunning, yes. But not in a good way.

Her politics are awesome. She's a smart cookie.

Her inner Texan is fully reemerging.

She’s a sweet soul. I’d shorten the hair though.

If she's on a steroid, I feel really bad for her. My mom had to take steroids for something & got the "moon face." It really looks terrible.

Is that Mylar? (The jacket, not her face.)

Oh, I get it. You mean “stunning” in the Daily Mail sense.

[quote] How do you know that photo has not been Photoshopped?

She was on “Days of our Lives” last year. That is exactly how she looked.

Love her.

That face looks like amateur prosthetics - some makeup artist glued some rubber face parts starting right under her eyes... badly.

OPSodium nitrate.

It’s kept under the counter at Bergdorf’s. Ask for Shelley.

She should Lipo her face

Are you “stunned” in the Daily Mail sense?

Yeah, it looks like she got fillers and then unexpectedly gained a lot of weight. She's great, though—I think she'd be a hoot to know.

About a decade ago she came out with her own celebrity fragrance, Fabulous. It didn't sell well, which was a shame because it's really well made: a rich, heavy tuberose–gardenia, sort of along the lines of Carnal Flower or Fracas.

She's kind of always reminded me of a mature Paris Hilton. I know her from those old navy commercials from the early 2000s. I always thought she was very beautiful and glamorous, in a very 70s/80s way. I'm assuming those were her glory days in Hollywood?

I'm a millennial, so I can't really pin down her career. But I definitely remember her from those old navy commercials though.

SOAP VIXEN JENNIFER PACE !!

Well, these were taken two weeks ago. She looks a lot slimmer.

If this was Daily Mail, it would be Ageless Beauty. Didn't they call that Melanie Griffith that. I really think their main writer is blind.

R35 Or maybe the writer is a troll.

Years ago she was my neighbor on W.62nd Street, NYC and would be very open and friendly when running into her in the hallway or elevator. A knockout beauty when younger, every straight man lusted after her. Time marches on for us all.

R37 Does she go by Morgan or Patsy Ann?

Fairchild's 80s glamour bible.

16-year-old Patsy Ann as Dunaway's stand-in on Bonnie and Clyde:

"I know how important it is to have a beautiful smile"

Seriously, she reminds me of Meryl Streep in the last scene of Death becomes her.

70 year old women should not ape the hair and make up of 20 year old women. It always produces bad results.

I think she looks amazing albeit bloated in OP’s photo..but the over the top hair and makeup kill it. The only one who seems to be able to pull off that look is Dolly Parton for some reason.

The thing I love about Morgan is her poking fun at her own glamour image. She has said in interviews that she's still the geeky drama nerd that she was in high school, and that she often finds her public image to be hysterically funny in retrospect of who she really is, an intelligent, well-read, funny down to earth person who happens to have had some luck in the glamour department. What 80's glamour queen would allow herself to do this?

[quote]"Morgan Fairchild knows more about terrorism than 99.9 percent [of] Americans—and most members of Congress,” David Corn, the Washington bureau chief of Mother Jones magazine, wrote for The Nation in 2007.

This is what 29-year-old JonBenét Ramsey would look like if she was alive.

r47 Rather ironic, given Morgan's birth name.

I had no idea, r48.

She looks awful.

Showing my age but I still remember her way way back when she fell through the glass door on whatever the soap opera was. I think it was back in the early seventies.

Showing my age but I still remember her way way back when she fell through the glass door on whatever the soap opera was. I think it was back in the early seventies.

She looks like an overstuffed Cabbage Patch doll, hon.

I mean, it's fine for the garden club but she's a bit scary for TV.

First pic posted by the OP is not flattering. She looks like a madame.

R51 The glass scene isn't on YouTube but the one where she shot a bitch DOWN is!

R54 Madam

Ma'yam?

Ma'yam!

R44 I think Dolly Parton is a lovely person because of her sweetness and charity work. However, she now looks like a weird puppet caricature of her younger self. Too much surgery, too much Botox, too many filers.

I mean, how much worse could aging naturally look?

She looks like a really well done 80.