Caption this photo of a perfect Mormon family

Family poses with their two gay sons.

Parents look too old and there are too few kids to truly be a Mormon family. In a Mormon family those would be the grandparents

Hello from Mexico! Wish you were here! See you all real soon! Vaya con Dios!

I still have to pose with my second wife and family plus my third.

Our kids look extra special like us because we were related before we were married!

We all got Dad's face and mom's pussy.

How perfect can a family be when the mother has a job? Just look at those poor children, dressed like....well, I don't even know what they're dressed like. Grunge? Is that what that's called? Tsk, tsk.

This is what a nice family looks like. I could pick out a few things not to my liking but who am I to judge?

Dad jeans galore!

Why do both the older boys’ jeans have dirty knees?

Our daddy is also our grandad but we're not suppose to tell anyone. And Jefferson on the far right got in trouble last year for touching little boys but the Lord forgave him and now he's allowed to leave the farm on Tuesday afternoons.

The Lord gave Little Amelia Beth special needs in the form of a genetic disorder, but we love her just the same. Her daddy/granddaddy especially loves her.

That's why she sitting so close to Daddy/Grandaddy cause shes his favorite and in case she starts to seizure again he can catch her.

My baby will also be my sibling and my aunt/uncle, my granddaddy's greatgrandchild, and my daddy's grandchild. I'm so lucky!

Boy on the left is touching his boner.

"which one of these is not like the others?"

Sponsored by Sears-Roebuck.

Jesus, that house must smell of spunk.

We are so proud because our son,Gideon ( on the far left) was just cast in a motion picture for a company called MormonBoyz. Can't wait to see it . Maybe his brothers will follow in his footsteps.

Taken 10 minutes before the mass murder-suicide.

Daddy's Secretly Boinking the Daughter

Psychopaths in Training

1996 called. They want their jeans back.

Mormons are a little behind the current fashions..

“Four Men and Their Hags.”

That’s my john!

Isn't the girl a little young to be his 2nd wife?

This poor Mormon woman has clearly had a hysterectomy.

The first name of every boy is Elder.

They need to be classier.

You just know one of those boys will be gay.

Pure bloodlines courtesy of inbreeding!

Oy! Ginger milkman's son

'Caption this photo' OP are you Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

i think some of you are getting Mormon mixed up with Amish

Caption: “Global over-population? What global over-population??”

Caption gif: Greta screaming “How DARE you!”

Quite big tits. On the dad.

the most boring family in the world

Why does the son on the right look as old as the dad?

^ Because that son is from the first marriage.

The wife here is about 10-15 years younger, probably married him at age 18 when he was in his early 30s, and she's his second wife.

Those young kids have surely been diddled by the two older brothers. Mama is in denial.

So gay they won't even drown.

Cookie sniffing sons.

I rarely find Mormons attractive, and I generally like middle-American cornfed types.

There's always something a little....off-looking about them.

D.

I loaned my oldest son my pussy fleshlight so he can do some stamina training.

We agreed to not tell Mom. Plus real sex is only when you're married.

Dad: I sure hope my boyfriend doesn’t see this photo.

Eh. Too dull. I prefer my Mormons trashy and monied like Rachel "Pink Peonies" and Drew "Teef" Parcell.

Or the Bird Brains (Bird a la Modfe).... Now THESE PEOPLE are fascinating.... They've been reported to CPS numerous times, the wife is a IMBECILE and the husband is a total closet case. Definitely worth a gander on GOMI.

You’re going to love the next Real Housewives, R47/R48.

R36 Why didn't you just post the gif?