Guys, I just ate 2 Big Macs in 10 minutes

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Can we see 0p’s morbidly obese glam shot?

OP Is the Homeless Pooping Attacker From California.

This bitch is doing her Pre Performance Ritual before unleashing on a unsuspecting Frau!!!

You've got moxie, kid!

If it's any consultation, Big Macs are much smaller than they used to be years ago.

If it's any CONSOLATION, R5!!!!!!

Nothing gets between me and my Big Mac.

R5 I know. That’s why I don’t eat them anymore (before today).

I used to eat one and be stuffed. Now it takes two.

I AM big, it's the burgers that got small.

My sister has a co-worker that eats McDonalds daily, and not just a sandwich, she gets those big brown bags that they give you when you order for like a family full, and it’s all for her.

She’s a big girl and she owns it. She makes no excuses, she will look you in the face and say, “I’m a far girl, I need to eat”.

She can eat like 15 sandwiches herself.

OP = Chrissy Metz

There is actually nothing big abput a Big Mac. but they are delicious!

[quote]Now I walked to the bakery and bought a big piece of Cherry Pie

What bakery is opened that late and sells a single piece of pie?

Fat Whores Rejoice!

Doesn't McDonald's sell cherry pies? Why drive your Rascal to a second location OP?

You lost me at "I remembered I have not eaten since noon and I feel so hungry. I would normally just go home and wait until the morning"

R13 some bakery’s sell just slices as well as a whole pie.

At least here in Brooklyn.

[quote] What bakery is opened that late and sells a single piece of pie?

Most bakeries sell a single slice. Do they not where YOU live?

Did it give you enough energy to wash your gunt and fat folds?

If so, your co-workers will thank you.

Those burger patties are tiny in the Big Mac. You really had two regular hamburgers (child size) with two extra pieces of bread. With all the lettuce and Thousand Island dressing, you had a small side salad. Ten minutes is awfully fast though. Slow down next time.

Big Macs (all their hamburgers) were better when they got their buns delivered fresh from local bakeries Now they buy them in bulk and the buns often come frozen, and they're really hard and dry. They also stopped toasting their buns which was a huge mistake.

The body wants what it wants.

The kid's meal is perfect for me. The hamburger is really good, the fries are just the right quantity, and the little Coke is all a person needs, Plus, you get a nifty toy, and you can do the puzzles and the maze on the box!

You're worried about what you'll feel like in the morning? Try 40 mins.

This is so weird. I just left Sherman's Deli in PS and there was a short, very thin, handsome guy there that ate the largest sandwich I have ever seen. He also had dessert. I was amazed he did it.

Oh,,r25. Some skinny folks eat more than fat people, but they don’t gain weight.

It's the "special sauce" that makes Big Macs so good.

I've loved Big Macs since I was a little kid, but yeah they're different now.

As already mentioned, they're smaller, the buns are dry and hard, the meat is usually cold and dry, and the bun to meat ratio is off. Too much bun.

It's unsurprising, though. Nothing is as good as it was, 10 or 20 years ago. Companies are so cheap now. It's all about the bottom line.

Funny how the price has managed to keep rising. It's about 6 to 7 dollars for just the Big Mac burger, without the drink and fries.

Two is too much. But 1 by itself without fries is not so horrible calorie wise. Horrible nutritionally. But won’t make you into Chrissy Metz - even if you did one every day.

One Big Mac is 540 calories.

Yikes!

Who else has never eaten a Big Mac? When I ate burgers from McDs, it was always the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese as all that bread on the BM never looked appealing. Chicken, coffee, and cookies are about the only thing I'll get there nowadays.

They now sell Donut sticks. I wanna try

I used to get two regular hamburgers when I was kid. I told people I wanted more buns and pickles. No one cared.

You inhaled about 1,120 calories and 66 grams of fat.

Skipping the fries was a good move. If you had a salad for lunch and nothing else, you'd still be in a calorie deficit for the day.

Unfortunately with the pie, you fucked yourself, you fat whore!

It's ok OP. Forgive yourself and try to eat healthier tomorrow. They make those Big Macs addictively yummy on purpose.

Now odd that nobody has yet asked the OP the name of the film from which he allegedly emerged.

R32 You remind me of a cute young girl I know. (seriously) She orders three or four regular hamburgers with extra puckles when I take her to McDonald's.

Who knew that DL was full of big-mac-ologists?

^ pickles

Pickles pickles shmickles

Well I ate at a nice upscale Mexican restaurant and had chips, guac and salsa. As well as two enchiladas and rice and beans. So you ate less than me. Probably half as many calories. So don’t feel bad.

The theater was showing a revival of "Super Size Me."

I uh just ate half a pecahn pie. Must be something nation wide that's causing all the recent overeating.

I watched Ford v Ferrari

Well I just read an article that said the body does go into a calorie and carb craving mode as winter sets in. Only requires a about 120 more calories. But the mind just hears “I’m starving”. After doing really well all year, I’ve had out of control food splurges in the past two weeks that are scary. Need to go on a fast again. But I can’t stop eating.

I had a very sensible baked salmon filet (240 calories) and brussels sprouts (~100 calories) for dinner.

Washed down with about 700 calories of vodka.

Big Macs are nothing. One time to treat myself in a rare disgusting way, I got two Carl’s Jr. double Western bacon cheeseburgers. Those are big. I didn’t eat them fast, but I ate them.

OP - you should have some sugar-free gummy bears for dessert

I like Carl's Jr. once in a while. Last time I was in Anaheim we walked thru the drive-thru and got burgers, and then visited Carl's star on the Anaheim/Orange County Walk of Stars. Truly, a night to remember.

There is a Carl’s Jr. In Brooklyn now. Still haven’t been.

Are you trying to make me jealous? I love fast food hamburgers. I love them.

What did you see?

Oh for Christ sake! Who the fuck is worried about eating a couple of hamburgers. I don't like cherry pie but to each his own.

R51 I hated Cherry Pie also, until I tried this bakery. It’s good.

[quote]It's the "special sauce" that makes Big Macs so good.

I read an article about secret menus at different restaurants, and it said that McDonalds would put the sauce on any sandwich if you ask. Never tried it, but the sauce on one of their plain little hamburgers might be pretty good.

The special sauce is a bit like thousand island dressing, but not exactly.

In-n-Out puts actual thousand island dressing on their burgers, and it is soooooooo good.

Thousand Island dressing and burgers are a match made in heaven.

[quote] One Big Mac is 540 calories. Yikes!

What's weird about carbs is if you eat two Big Macs you will gain weight but if you only take the bread off and ate them you would lose weight. Except for a little sugar and in the sauce, the rest bun has all the carbs.

R54 Inn-N-Out is trash.

R53 they will, but you have to pay like 50cents per sandwich you put it on.

R25 That poor man.

(their food is OK but honestly, not THAT great. Desserts are better)

OP is ready for more!

Two Big Macs I'd like to eat.

The Big Mac is very good, but way overpriced and McDonald's usually doesn't have coupons like Burger King.

"If it's any consultation..." isn't a thing on DL yet, but it ought to be.