Carole Radziwill is now hawking vibrators

“she is now selling a vibrator people can wear as a necklace”

Big whoop. My clutch pearls can double as anal beads.

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I'll bet it comes in an acid-washed denim pouch. She's awfully fond of horrendous 80s looking denim.

Well, she's always had a stick up her ass, so this makes sense.

What happened to returning to her first love, journalism?

This is like when people in the 70's wore roach clip or coke spoon necklaces. Pathetic. I imagine Jackie On assistance hurling dented tomato cans at her from the other side.

R5, she's too busy flogging vibrators, Amazon Audible subscriptions, and whatever else she can to write.

Is this bitch broke?

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R2 is proudly showing her muffin top. That is so unnecessary. Did she get fillers? She’s looking rather chipmunky.

Ah, yes. The Merry Widow.

It appears her hair has turned quite gold with grief.

I wonder why she never got that horrible buck-toothed overbite fixed. God this ugly bitch is insufferable. And wearing your vibrator as a necklace is just gross.

I love Carole, good luck to her. Hope she comes back to the show.

This is absolutely disgusting. Keep it private you twat.

R11 Doubtful that is going to happen. Apparently, she and Andy are "feuding". Also, she really burned that bridge by her over the top celebrating when she "quit".

Oh fuck, now I'm down the rabbit hole of her cringe-inducing Instagram.

I love the comment on this post (hawking yet another product). I forgot how her Bravo blogs were often filled with fucked up grammar and spelling. Not a good look for an AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST AND BEST SELLING AUTHOR, as she was constantly reminding us.

dawnting88 Biggest pet peeve when the word regiment is used where regimen should be!! Ugh!! Didn’t you write a book?? Or is that what editors are for?? 😌

EWWWWW

What a privileged life she leads.

Lee is rolling over in her grave

Why?

Carole really is my point of entry for youth: what are those Millennials doing, thinking, wearing?

She's a one-woman Youthquake!

R13 As if anyone would take "beauty" advice from this lumpy-faced, ugly-stick victim. And in the video she is supposed to be just out of bed, washing her face with false eyelashes on? As phony as she is fugly.

I don't watch any of the RH franchises and am only familiar with the series through thread titles and OPs here. I had no idea that a "Kennedy adjacent" person was featured on a show. How does one go from this:

[quote]In 1991, Radziwill was stationed in Iraq and reported on the SCUD missile attacks during the Gulf War. In 2003, during the War on Afghanistan, she spent six weeks in Kandahar, embedded with an infantry unit of the 101st Airborne Division. She produced segments for an ABC-TV show called Profiles from the Frontline. Radziwill has won several awards, including three Emmys, one for a story she produced on land mines in Cambodia, and a Peabody.[6]

to RH. Wow, I bet Lee was appalled despite her own pretentions to an acting career. And vibrator sales? I'm pretty stunned. Money magazine estimates her wealth at $50M. Why?

Why so much hate for carole?

It's not even warranted.

Guys, save me...

OK, I promise I'll stop after this one. She's had her face pulled to the point of no return. Fucking hell.

She looks.... bizarre at R22.

Carole always brought cool and laid back to RHONY. Especially when everyone else was being ridiculous.

I still don't understand the hate she gets.

She looks nice too me in R22. She looks a little different, but not in a bad way.

Yes, R21, we are all seething with envy of someone who endorses wearing sex toys as jewelry.

R25 She looks different because she drew her eyebrows on with a Sharpie in the pic at R22.

R22 she looks like Milania Giudice with a higher forehead

I see Carole's latest social media intern has made the scene.

So she's unable to go 10 minutes without shoving something up her lady possum? Sounds kinda sad.

I'd like to see carole start a YouTube channel. I'm actually kinda surprised she hasn't ventured into something like that yet.

She could document her fun Jetset lifestyle. I'd watch that.

R24 that is a carefully crafted image she wants you to believe she is, but really she’s a social climber who cares desperately about being a part of the elite. Most everything about CR is a lie. And I don’t believe she wrote her fiction book on her own.

She'll never be back on RHONY, or any other Bravo show. Andy hates her.

I don't think she wrote that book on her own either. Her freakout when the whole ghostwriter accusation came up was so over the top, to me that spoke volumes, no pun intended.

Also, if her best friend was Carolyn Bessette Kennedy (another thing she constantly reminds people) why are there no photos of them together?

R34 It's possible to be friends with someone for decades and not have a photo of the two of you. I can relate to that, I've been really good friends with my friend since I was 7 and him 8. There's not one photo of us together.

It crosses my mind sometimes, but we just haven't taken a photo together yet. I'm 31 now and he's 32.

Maybe one day.

Fucking hell r35 , you are really working overtime today.

Possible? Sure, but considering how Carole is not exactly what one could call camera shy (to put it politely). Highly, *highly* unlikely.

I fucking hate people who make big money acting like cheap tawdry sluts, selling vibrators as necklaces or whatever. Meanwhile I have to act hyper professional and decorous at all times in my corporate 9 to 5 job. UGH.

How trashy and low class is this?

This is gross.

Next stop, Wildenstein.

Why is she painting on big black eyebrows now? Shades of Joan Crawford.

Remember when Sonja claimed she partied with JFK Jr. and Carole was soooo offended? Because she was "so close to him", she found it offensive that Sonja would lie. At least when Sonja lies, it's funny.

I can't believe what she's done to her face.

Is this a step up or step down?

Sexless. Horse faced bitch.

This is sort of a drunken ramble, sorry, but cocktail hour waits for no one, especially me...

Not that Bethenney isn't a huge mess herself, but now I think I get what she was seeing about Carole that killed the friendship. How she kept saying to Carole toward the end that she had "changed" and she didn't know this person she had become. Somehow I missed it at the time, and didn't get what she meant.

Carole started out being this "Boho writer cum princess in self imposed exile" with her denim and motorcycle gloves, and this carefully studied blase attitude. Before B rejoined the cast, she called Carole's attitude on the show "too cool for school". Accurate. Then, they became friends, and Carole changed quickly.

She became rude and haughty (or dropped the blase persona). She became much more oriented toward fashion (what passes for it in her mind) she got even thinner, she changed her hair, she got PS procedures, etc., etc., she basically morphed into everything she claimed to be "against" early on.

I don't know if she was suddenly trying to be in competition with the Barfster, or what, but something really did change about her, and not for the better, and it's only getting worse. Hell, she's even outdoing the chilly vibe between Bethenney (I'll never know how to spell it) and Andy. They have a "cooling", but Andy and Carole have a "feud". I don't know when Carole got so fucking extra, but it is a horrible look on her, and I guess that's what Bethenney saw before anyone else did.

She's trying to become single name sensation!

Just...Carole

Just...Crow bait

Carole looks terrible. A vibratory necklace? She’s trash.

But Bethanny has officially fled RHONY, Andy, and all things BRAVO. The rumor is that her "close friendship" with Andy is over.

(SIde note: they were rumored to be so close because they both had horribly incriminating shit on one another: drugs, sexual harassment, you name it. How does Andy define actual friendship? Hmmm.)

So... does that open the door for a future return for our gal Carole? Cause I don't think Bethanny is ever coming back.

No. Carole burned the bridge on her way out.

Did she win the Derby this year?

Carole has become the glamour girl she's always wanted to be.

Let her live.

R37 She's in entertainment, you make big $$ in the field. What's stopping you? Go become a reality TV star and you to could make stupid $$ for doing next to nothing.

She is the HOTNESS.

She is what my beloved mother would have called (gasp)... an adventuress!

Will she be offering a JFK, Jr. model?

So much jealousy and vitriol on this thread, for a harmless woman.

Y'all must really want to be her, or want her lifestyle or something.

Which is it?

A vibrator to wear? Not in polite company.

You jealous bitches are such misogynists. Yes, a vibrator necklace is disgusting, but what I've seen at the Folsom Street Fair is far worse. I bet Carole has never stuck her in tongue in a stranger's asshole and she doesn't have a piece of metal pierced through her clit.

Andy is the biggest user.

For a writer girl, she sure is fond of comma splices in her tweets.

Agree with R24. Carole seems genuine and fun to me. She is hardly toxic in comparison to most of these Real Housewives women (the WORST of the bitches being Andy himself of course..).

Speaking of tweets, I see she's been silent on there since September. Maybe she gets more money for the Insta shit so that's where she puts her attention now. A 56 year old Instaho trying to look 26. Sweet fucking jesus. It's not That Girl.... It's CAROLE!

I am curious why she's--if not dropping the Radziwill last name exactly--starting to underplay it if her website at r47 is anything to go by.

At first I rolled my eyes at our vodka soaked friend at r46, but actually some of it makes sense. Maybe because MY vodka is kicking in.

I do think CAROLE is low on dough, at least "low" for our pretty little princess. Those celebrity sites are notoriously off. My friend works for a musician (no one interesting trust me, some New Age guy) who makes about 200k a year, and a couple of sites have him listed with a net worth ranging from 20 to 40 million. He doesn't even own his fucking house. (A subject I am sensitive about...*ahem*)

Nobody wants to see an old lady vibrator hanging around some old turkey waddle of a neck. Nobody wants to see that anymore than they want to see my 60 year old ass hanging out of a jockstrap.

Time and place. This isn't brave or daring. It's forcing everyone to be an unwilling participant in her sex life.

R24, This is DL, where we can hate anyone and anything including babies, Jesus and puppies (especially babies) . I haven't seen the show in years, but she did seem to be the coolest one and she has sympathetic and unique backstory. Now, she's acting ridiculous. I wore a roach clip necklace when I was 15, this would be like if my grandmother had been wearing one.

I like Carole. She seems like a genuinely nice person. I don't get the vibrator hawking though. It seems a bit classless for someone of her (alleged) wealth and reputation. She has posted three paid sponsorships/collabs in the last week on her instagram. This makes me wonder if she is having money issues.

I think she went a bit too heavy on the fillers. She is venturing into Brandi Glanville territory.

Did Lee leave her anything?

Bump

Lee hated her too, apparently. Caroline too, not that she's so fantastic herself.

Word on the street is Writer Girl will push ANYthing on IG for $$$.

I just mounted the corner of a washing machine at the Chinese laundromat when I needed to get off.

Ugh, Millennials just keep making the same mistakes over and over! This poor naïve young thing has her future to think about. And what about the future traumas sure to be suffered by her brood of yet-unborn Radziwells heirs and heiresses? She will regret this as soon as she enters her fertile pubescence and begins to contemplate children with her future Prince Charming. The youths! They just never learn!

There's a gold, diamond -studded model that's thin and shakes called 'The Lee'

r57 I want her overbite!! then I can open beer bottles as a party trick!

Hawking vibrators? Mother swore to me that women didn’t even do THAT.

^ Idle hands are indeed the devil’s workshop!

Carole can do whatever the hell she wants.

Does her necklace stink?

Her necklace make $$$.

So some poor fucker has to sit by her on the plane and smell her twat drippings the entire trip?

Does she just pull it off her neck at random moments, get off, and toss it back on without a break in the conversation? Is this like some masturbatory Tourette's?

There is nothing sexy about this, and she's too uptight for parody. I don't fucking get it at all.

Epstein's little black book, under the Rs.

Just imagine what cousin Little Edie Beale would say. I don't think a vibrator is part of the best outfit for the day.