Jeff Sessions Wants His Senate Seat Back: Reports

Democrat Doug Jones's win was historic. Don't let it slip away. Defeat Session!

Alabama a very sad state but not as sad as Miss.

Retire motherfucker! Enough is enough. Get the fuck off the stage.

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Where has he been? I always picture him with several feet of toilet paper dragging behind, stuck to his shoe.

With any luck, Roy Moore is still running and Pervy and Hermie will cancel each other out.

Also, there's this.

He looks like an evil old vampire.

Trump hates Sessions now. Without Trump's support Sessions will have an uphill battle. It is richly deserved that he sacrificed decades of goodwill to suck Trump's dick and now all of his pre-Trump political service wont mean sh*t to those retarded rednecks in AL.

How can anyone support disgraced attorney general Jeff Sessions? Didn't your presidents say Jeff Sessions was mildly retarded?

Can’t this guy get a real job?

Better yet, time for him to go fishing.

Jeff is a racist pig who will never go against Trump, even though Trump insults him every day. Trump will cut his own throat with the voters if he keeps saying bad things about Sessions.

Ugh, Sessions looks like a goblin.

Please tell me Leslie Jordan did him on SNL.

Interesting to see how things turn out. Trump has it out for Sessions, and Moore will be running as well. Let us see how the Repub pissing match goes.

He beats Moore for sure -- Moore is a liability. Rethugs will kill him before he gets the party nom. It is less certain that Sessions can beat Jones without Trump's help and he won't get it.

I think I read some article last year where Willie Nelson thought Jeff Sessions was too uptight and in over his head. Willie generously and kindly offered to get high with Sessions.

The Republican primary field in Alabama is very crowded right now. It's hard to predict how the split will go. Moore is unlikely to get the nomination again because Republicans don't want to lose the seat this time.

Of the non-Moore candidates, Sessions might be the one that gives Jones the best chance of holding on. Sessions has lost some of his popularity because of his feud with Trump so if he wins the nomination and some Republicans stay home, Jones could narrowly prevail.

Trump is rumored to be supporting Rep. Bradley Byrne, and just appeared with him in the VIP box at the game tonight.