Dancing With the Stars... Alternate ALTERNATE thread.

Why? Because it’s a good show? A positive show?

Bloody Mary.

Bloody Mary.

Bloody Mary!!

It's not a good show.

It's not a positive show.

Sean Spicer is going to win.

Will the white male pro dancer with the yellow skin, be making an appearance in this thread?

Please explain the Derek Hough yellow skin dancer meme. On the surface, looking at him, it doesn’t make sense.

For you, R5.

Is this considered "yellow?"

"Old Yeller."

Is he a good person? A positive person?

Is this a DWTS thread, or a teenaged BROTHEL???

I still don’t see it, R6-R8. Looks like a normal white guy to me. Am I color blind? He looks awfully muscular at R7. That’s unexpected.

R11 Some posters here, other than the original "Yellow Skin Troll" try to make an argument that some people are white-adjacent, and they see them as yellow. Pure poppycock is all. YST goes on ad nauseum about Bradley James being yellow, if you'd like another example.

It’s a good show. A positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

A good show, a positive show.

Actually, it's a shit show.

And it should be cancelled after this season.

No joke here - but what IS Derek’s skin color beyond the meme?

Both he and his sister would appear to be yellowish.

GLEB.

Gleb.

GLEB.

Have not idea why people watch it-

[quote] If you were getting $4 million plus to sit on a panel for 10 weeks, would you have a problem spitting out whatever shit they tell you to? Yeah - maybe that's when they were doing 10 weeks twice a year... but it's still at least half a million. I'd hug and kiss him if they wanted me to. It doesn't mean you're campaigning for the R's - it's just a pay check.

[quote] Bergeron hates him though. Unlike Len and Bruno, he has to live here. (don't know how energized Carrie Ann is about it - probably not much - do you know how cut-throat show biz is?)

Someone posted this on the paywalled thread, and I had to respond.

I think that's a bullshit excuse.

If they're towing the company line, just because of a paycheck? That makes them nothing but paid whores.

People said Sean Spicer lied for trump.

Well these judges are lying for Sean Spicer. Because they're getting paid to do it.

There's no difference.

The judges have no say in who is cast etc. none.

Gleb is stunningly handsome. He should be a Calvin Klein Model!!!!

(or a gay porn star. I'll take either!)

Gleb.

R17 he reminds me of nick lachey

Can we agree on at least two things tonight?

I'm just glad Hannah's 15 minutes of fame are winding down.

Are some of you letting your Gleb adoration get in the way of objectivity?

I love Gleb. He killed it.

Gleb.

I love that Gleb and Lauren got their highest scoring ever on their final dance.

Let's discuss Derek some more.

Does Derek literally have yellow skin? Perhaps he does because everyone here seems to know that refers to Derek.

I predicted from the beginning boring Hannah would win because of her fandom. Ugh.

Gleb.

Gleb.

Mark Ballas and Sasha were at Derek’s place for Thanksgiving.

Did they have a three way orgy, R27?