I'll Start. Simon Le Bon
Tone Deaf Singers That Had Successful Careers
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 7, 2019 2:02 AM |
Mark Knopfler, Jimi Hendrix, Robert Plant, Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 3, 2019 9:15 PM |
Florence Foster Jenkins
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 3, 2019 9:15 PM |
Simon's harmonies are ON POINTE for "Do They Know It's Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 3, 2019 9:17 PM |
Madonna, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, Ava Max
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 3, 2019 9:23 PM |
Andrea Boccelli. Ugh!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 3, 2019 9:24 PM |
That cunt Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 3, 2019 9:24 PM |
J-Lo
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 3, 2019 9:26 PM |
Dinah Shore made a career of singing off-key.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 3, 2019 9:32 PM |
Jo Stafford recorded under a different name off-key for fun. Also had an album cover showing a piano with two left hands on the keyboard.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 3, 2019 10:18 PM |
In the first episode of The Partridge Family, Shirley claimed to be tone deaf.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 3, 2019 10:28 PM |
Astrud Gilberto
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 3, 2019 10:30 PM |
“Dinah Shore made a career of singing off-key.”
Mother used to sat she “sang in the cracks.”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 3, 2019 10:31 PM |
Jo Stafford's alter ego, Miss Darlene Edwards
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 3, 2019 10:32 PM |
Anthony Keidis (RHCP)
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 3, 2019 10:33 PM |
Britney Spears
Rihanna
Chris Brown
And while she's primarily known as an actress, I saw Hilary Duff singing live at some event on tv during her Disney days and I remember cringing at how bad she sounded
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 3, 2019 10:36 PM |
We're Bob Dylan and Neil Young. We own this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 4, 2019 1:13 AM |
A friend went to a performance at The Duplex, commenting the singer "never hit a note."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 4, 2019 1:21 AM |
Lead singer of Duran,Duran
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 4, 2019 1:34 AM |
r16, those guys are at least musicians and songwriters. Some of the other singers mentioned in this thread have no musical talent to speak of.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 4, 2019 2:06 AM |
They're talented in self-promotion, if nothing else.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 4, 2019 2:08 AM |
Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 4, 2019 2:13 AM |
OP here. I should have been more specific in that I was more wondering about people that actually are on records that sing off key. That's why I mentioned Simon Le Bon. People like J- lo, Brittney etc.. had pitch correction. Anthony Kiedis is a good one that was mentioned. Morrissey also.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 4, 2019 2:22 AM |
I feel like most of you don't actually know what tone-deaf means, as most examples, even the poorer singers, wouldn't qualify as tone deaf.
Biz-Markie when he sings in Just a Friend - that's tone deaf.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 4, 2019 2:23 AM |
Saw Janet Jackson years ago. She sounded terrible. Couldn't hit a high note to save her life.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 4, 2019 2:26 AM |
P23 So what's the right way to say it for most people to understand smart guy.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 4, 2019 2:33 AM |
I mean, this is basically a Madonna thread, right?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 4, 2019 2:48 AM |
Astrud Gilberto made singing off key fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 4, 2019 2:52 AM |
Leonard Cohen
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 4, 2019 2:52 AM |
The lead singer of Swing Out Sister. She barely hangs on to the notes in Breakout.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 4, 2019 2:54 AM |
When you understand how profound Leonard Cohen's music is .... when you do understand the meaning of his lyrics, then you will start wandering why anyone would mention his name along someone like Madonna, Simon Le Bon or Britney Spears.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 4, 2019 5:27 AM |
The same in regard to Bob Dylan. Please don't confuse "Blowin' in the Wind" with "Oops, I Did It Again"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 4, 2019 5:34 AM |
Bette Midler. In addition to not hitting the actual pitches that she aims for, she scoops and slides all over the place, in a very non-artistic way.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 4, 2019 5:42 AM |
[quote] When you understand how profound Leonard Cohen's music is .... when you do understand the meaning of his lyrics, then you will start wandering why anyone would mention his name along someone like Madonna, Simon Le Bon or Britney Spears.
I love Leonard Cohen a songwriter, but his voice is excruciating and he had no business recording his own songs. His voice was atonal and irritating to listen to. Finding singers who can interpret the work and who can actually sing doesn't change the power of the writing. If you've ever heard Jennifer Warnes' album Famous Blue Raincoat, then you'll know she was the definitive vocalist for Cohen's songs. It's a shame she didn't record more of them.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 4, 2019 6:05 AM |
Sinatra.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 4, 2019 6:19 AM |
Courtney Love. The bitch can scream like no other though.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 4, 2019 6:28 AM |
The "Famous Blue Coat" R33 is a fabulous rendition of Cohen's music by his most wonderful disciple. But the greatest performer of his music was the author himself. I do not understand the meaning of "excruciating" or "irritating" because some can find his voice too deep, too low, too gravely or too whatever. To me it is a voice that can perfectly justify the depth of some of the most beautiful lyrics I have ever heard. Yes, Jennifer Warnes did a great version of "I Can't Forget" and "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley is considered a masterpiece .... however, for me they do not equal the original performances. But unlike you, I am from Europe, familiar and fond of music of someone like Weill and Brecht. It's a music that does not place vocal clarity over emotion. I come from a place where I saw people dancing to "Dance Me To The End Of Love", something I don't believe Americans are capable of understanding.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 4, 2019 6:49 AM |
Mary J "all the doors to her vocal cords are locked and she can never find the right key" Blige.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 4, 2019 6:52 AM |
I was just gonna say Mary.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 4, 2019 6:56 AM |
MJB’s was such a prolific dancer that she never really focused on her voice.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 4, 2019 6:56 AM |
I don't know about tone-deaf but I have always been appalled at the number of Western singers who absolutely IGNORE quality when singing live.
90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming which, of course, makes them huffy and hoarse and, as a result, they sing completely off-key, with unpleasant, uneven, shaky voices and with rivers of sweat running down their faces. Even Freddie Mercury was guilty of this but at least he had the vocal capacity to save his performance.
I have left so many live concerts disappointed and baffled. Don't they hear how bad they sound? Don't they care?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 4, 2019 7:03 AM |
Linda McCartney.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 4, 2019 7:27 AM |
What if one was tone deaf and did not have a successful career?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 4, 2019 7:44 AM |
Oh please explain it to us R36 but make it simple because you know you're European and we're just Americans.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 4, 2019 8:54 AM |
Joni cunt Mitchell
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 4, 2019 9:26 AM |
Joni Mitchell has a beautiful voice.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 4, 2019 10:34 AM |
Miley Cyrus. Have you ever heard her sing live without auto-tune?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 4, 2019 10:55 AM |
Luscious Jackson - Why Do I Lie?
A great track, nonetheless.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 4, 2019 11:23 AM |
Kieth Sweat, sort of
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 4, 2019 11:57 AM |
[quote]I have left so many live concerts disappointed and baffled. Don't they hear how bad they sound? Don't they care?
The problem is that the audiences don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 4, 2019 12:00 PM |
[Quote]90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming which, of course, makes them huffy and hoarse and, as a result, they sing completely off-key, with unpleasant, uneven, shaky voices and with rivers of sweat running down their faces.
I think a lot of this also has to do with music critics and the influencers of musical tastes mistaking such performances for musical ability and "soul". It's an ignorant reading of the soul music movement, in my opinion. The soul greats may have riffed, ad-libbed, done gospel shouts and not always sung the melody as written, but most of them still delivered performances on key and musically pleasant. Somewhere down the line it has become unfashionable to sing well and the focus has been more on showing off how much one can scream or yell. It's an immature, unsophisticated assumption that this somehow reveals musical and interpretive ability and a connection with the music and the audience.
Sometimes this sort of screaming is also used to cover up musical shortcomings. Bette Midler is a prime example of a singer who yells and screams to hide the fact that her voice is extremely limited.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 4, 2019 7:52 PM |
[Quote]90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming which, of course, makes them huffy and hoarse and, as a result, they sing completely off-key, with unpleasant, uneven, shaky voices and with rivers of sweat running down their faces.
I think a lot of this also has to do with music critics and the influencers of musical tastes mistaking such performances for musical ability and "soul". It's an ignorant reading of the soul music movement, in my opinion. The soul greats may have riffed, ad-libbed, done gospel shouts and not always sung the melody as written, but most of them still delivered performances on key and musically pleasant. Somewhere down the line it has become unfashionable to sing well and the focus has been more on showing off how much one can scream or yell. It's an immature, unsophisticated assumption that this somehow reveals musical and interpretive ability and a connection with the music and the audience.
Sometimes this sort of screaming is also used to cover up musical shortcomings. Bette Midler is a prime example of a singer who yells and screams to hide the fact that her voice is extremely limited.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 4, 2019 7:52 PM |
[quote]Somewhere down the line it has become unfashionable to sing well
I think this has a lot to do with jazz snobbery. The uneven performances of improvising jazz singers became quite 'the thing' in the 40s and 50s. Smooth singing was probably seen as too artificial and polished.
Also, I have read many critics who praise the ability of some singers to "cover the whole stage" and commend their athleticism. As if concerts are sporting events. Sure, the visual element is important, but maybe the other musicians who aren't using their lungs to make noises, could do the running and dancing bits, lol
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 4, 2019 8:26 PM |
R50, Midler has done a lot of softer songs where her voice sounds great. I'd hardly call her a screamer.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 4, 2019 8:27 PM |
Midler can't do everything, style-wise musically, though she sure tries. But the thing about Midler is she's a very good interpreter and has some acting talent, so even if she misses notes here and there, it's still a worthy listen because she knows how to make a song come alive in other ways. (I should say she *did*. Now she's too old and lazy to give a fuck, so she phones it in.)
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 4, 2019 8:52 PM |
Miss Whispercoo
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 4, 2019 9:01 PM |
Paula Abdul
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 4, 2019 9:05 PM |
[Quote]MJB’s was such a prolific dancer that she never really focused on her voice.
Thanks for the laugh, R39. The thought of MJB dancing is so bizarrely funny.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 4, 2019 9:09 PM |
Mariah Carey. Now.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 5, 2019 4:03 AM |
Saying Bette Midler is tone deaf is just stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 5, 2019 4:56 AM |
Miley Cyrus' speaking voice is an assault on the ears R46.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 5, 2019 5:48 AM |
R59, you’re saying she sounds like that on purpose??
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 5, 2019 8:05 AM |
Celine Dion
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 5, 2019 9:27 AM |
[quote][R59], you’re saying she sounds like that on purpose??
Im' saying you may not like her style, her tone, etc. (I'm not actually a fan of hers in particular, though I did like her 80s movies for the comedy)...
But to say she is "tone deaf" means 1) you don't understand what it means or 2) you are tone deaf and can't accurately judge
And to bring the point even further, singing off key once in a while, or being sharp/flat on a given note, doesn't mean someone is tone deaf. People hit bad notes, have off days/sick, sometimes the sound is bad and you cant' hear yourself. None of that means the singer is tone deaf.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 5, 2019 3:53 PM |
Milli Vanilli. The actual dudes. Remember when they tried to actually sing after the scandal?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 5, 2019 3:58 PM |
Is Natalie Merchant flat? I'm not a trained musician, so I'm asking those who are better educated in that field.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 5, 2019 4:03 PM |
R63 I agree. Bette Midler isn't even close to being tone deaf. Both live and on record. We are talking about people that consistently sing off. Sometime a vocalist will have an issue with monitors to reference pitch from the instruments. That's different. Think of Adele's performance at the Grammy's where she was in the center of the crowd with a piano. She sang off key and was horrified afterwards.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 5, 2019 4:03 PM |
[quote]90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming
Go see better shows.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 5, 2019 4:05 PM |
JLO the fraud owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 5, 2019 5:53 PM |
Françoise Hardy
Lyrics by Patrick Modiano (Nobel Prize of Literature in 2014)
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 5, 2019 6:02 PM |
Beyonce
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 5, 2019 6:07 PM |
J.Lo is a great choice
Also - Paula Abdul
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 5, 2019 6:25 PM |
Abdul was an embarassment singing. She could dance, somewhat....I'm not sure; she's unmemorable.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 5, 2019 6:30 PM |
I was the one who first brought up Bette Midler. I didn't say she was tone deaf, though. What I wrote was that she often screams and yells (or at least she used to scream and yell) to cover up her musical limitations and hide the fact that, although she can carry a tune, she isn't a particularly great vocalist.
Midler once told an interviewer that she considers herself a belter, but to me, her voice has never seemed strong enough for her to qualify as a skilled belter. She can interpret lyrics well sometimes and her delivery is far better when she sticks to story songs within her narrow range. When she fancies herself a belter like Streisand or a rocker like Joplin, she sounds ghastly.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 5, 2019 7:51 PM |
I prefer Darlene's Take the A Train, r13....
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 5, 2019 7:58 PM |
Did anyone say Tiny Tim ?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 6, 2019 6:02 PM |
Bob Dylan. He should have never tried to sing. Except for "Knocking on Heaven's Door", I have never heard asong of his that I actually enjoy.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 6, 2019 6:21 PM |
Christina Aguilera. She definitely has the range to be a good singer--she just has no idea how to use her voice appropriately. She is everything that people accused Whitney and Mariah of being at their worst. She screams like a hyena on every other word. The idea of subtlety alludes her. I cannot imagine her singing Mariah's cover of "Without you". She would scream the entire song. Or the first minute or so of "I will Always Love you".
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 6, 2019 6:22 PM |
R74 and R80 please read the subject line of this thread. It’s about do gets who are TONE DEAF
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 6, 2019 6:49 PM |
R81 is tone deaf.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 6, 2019 7:02 PM |
Boy George
Darius Rucker
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 6, 2019 7:15 PM |
Eddie Vedder
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 6, 2019 8:04 PM |
Bjork.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 6, 2019 8:06 PM |
Nico
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 6, 2019 9:26 PM |
Bette has her off key moments (like pretty much every singer who's ever sung), but I do think people are right in that she's not really a belter in the Merman mold like a many think she is. It was very telling that she did better with the softer songs in Gypsy than with the big belty numbers. She sounded particularly strained in "Everything's Coming Up Roses" and "Rose's Turn."
Donna Murphy isn't a successful recording artist, but she's been known to go a bit flat on occasion in her Broadway shows. Ditto Elaine Stritch.
What's odd to me is that I rarely notice if someone's off pitch unless they're super off pitch, especially if they're really interpreting the song in character or something. I'm willing to forgive a whole lot when they're offering up a wonderful performance.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 6, 2019 9:39 PM |
Gays, tone deaf means you cannot grasp pitch when producing music. You sing the wrong notes or in the wrong key entirely.
I would argue Carly Simon qualifies based on some of her standards albums. But the first one, Torch, is so fantastic in it’s mood and feel that it hardly matters. It’s her interpretations that are so on point.
So many Singers on Broadway over the past decade or so are technically perfect, but lack any sort of uniqueness or passion. Like some other posters upthread, I’d rather hear a few flat notes than listen to a song sung devoid of real feeling.
For the truly masochistic, Jo Stanford’s alter ego Darlene Edwards, also cited (celebrated?) upthread, is peerless in tone deafness.
I think you must have to possess an excellent ear to evade the correct notes with such precision and unrelenting consistency.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 6, 2019 10:19 PM |
Janis Joplin was TERRIBLE
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 6, 2019 10:53 PM |
Off-key singing is what made pop music before the 00s so interesting. You could have someone with perfect pitch or someone who liked to wander around the sharps and flats and if it sounded good and had a good song or 10, they could have a career and even stardom. Now everyone needs to be auto-tuned to the point of note-bending because everything it needs to sound manufactured and artificial.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 6, 2019 11:20 PM |
I love the off key sound of 1960s Bossa nova. It sounds so smart, chic, sophisticated
Desafinado (Off-key)
This is how it's done artfully.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 6, 2019 11:30 PM |
R88, your points are excellent but try to use Standard English with your capitalizations, apostrophes, hyphenation for adjectival phrases and spellings (Stafford, dear) so that your insights are matched by their presentation.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 6, 2019 11:54 PM |
I use my phone to post, r93. Between my fat thumbs and misguided autocorrect, there are many errors I never catch.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 7, 2019 2:02 AM |