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Tone Deaf Singers That Had Successful Careers

I'll Start. Simon Le Bon

by Anonymousreply 94November 7, 2019 2:02 AM

Mark Knopfler, Jimi Hendrix, Robert Plant, Madonna

by Anonymousreply 1November 3, 2019 9:15 PM

Florence Foster Jenkins

by Anonymousreply 2November 3, 2019 9:15 PM

Simon's harmonies are ON POINTE for "Do They Know It's Christmas."

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by Anonymousreply 3November 3, 2019 9:17 PM

Madonna, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, Ava Max

by Anonymousreply 4November 3, 2019 9:23 PM

Andrea Boccelli. Ugh!!

by Anonymousreply 5November 3, 2019 9:24 PM

That cunt Madonna

by Anonymousreply 6November 3, 2019 9:24 PM

J-Lo

by Anonymousreply 7November 3, 2019 9:26 PM

Dinah Shore made a career of singing off-key.

by Anonymousreply 8November 3, 2019 9:32 PM

Jo Stafford recorded under a different name off-key for fun. Also had an album cover showing a piano with two left hands on the keyboard.

by Anonymousreply 9November 3, 2019 10:18 PM

In the first episode of The Partridge Family, Shirley claimed to be tone deaf.

by Anonymousreply 10November 3, 2019 10:28 PM

Astrud Gilberto

by Anonymousreply 11November 3, 2019 10:30 PM

“Dinah Shore made a career of singing off-key.”

Mother used to sat she “sang in the cracks.”

by Anonymousreply 12November 3, 2019 10:31 PM

Jo Stafford's alter ego, Miss Darlene Edwards

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by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2019 10:32 PM

Anthony Keidis (RHCP)

by Anonymousreply 14November 3, 2019 10:33 PM

Britney Spears

Rihanna

Chris Brown

And while she's primarily known as an actress, I saw Hilary Duff singing live at some event on tv during her Disney days and I remember cringing at how bad she sounded

by Anonymousreply 15November 3, 2019 10:36 PM

We're Bob Dylan and Neil Young. We own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 16November 4, 2019 1:13 AM

A friend went to a performance at The Duplex, commenting the singer "never hit a note."

by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2019 1:21 AM

Lead singer of Duran,Duran

by Anonymousreply 18November 4, 2019 1:34 AM

r16, those guys are at least musicians and songwriters. Some of the other singers mentioned in this thread have no musical talent to speak of.

by Anonymousreply 19November 4, 2019 2:06 AM

They're talented in self-promotion, if nothing else.

by Anonymousreply 20November 4, 2019 2:08 AM

Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

by Anonymousreply 21November 4, 2019 2:13 AM

OP here. I should have been more specific in that I was more wondering about people that actually are on records that sing off key. That's why I mentioned Simon Le Bon. People like J- lo, Brittney etc.. had pitch correction. Anthony Kiedis is a good one that was mentioned. Morrissey also.

by Anonymousreply 22November 4, 2019 2:22 AM

I feel like most of you don't actually know what tone-deaf means, as most examples, even the poorer singers, wouldn't qualify as tone deaf.

Biz-Markie when he sings in Just a Friend - that's tone deaf.

by Anonymousreply 23November 4, 2019 2:23 AM

Saw Janet Jackson years ago. She sounded terrible. Couldn't hit a high note to save her life.

by Anonymousreply 24November 4, 2019 2:26 AM

P23 So what's the right way to say it for most people to understand smart guy.

by Anonymousreply 25November 4, 2019 2:33 AM

I mean, this is basically a Madonna thread, right?

by Anonymousreply 26November 4, 2019 2:48 AM

Astrud Gilberto made singing off key fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 27November 4, 2019 2:52 AM

Leonard Cohen

by Anonymousreply 28November 4, 2019 2:52 AM

The lead singer of Swing Out Sister. She barely hangs on to the notes in Breakout.

by Anonymousreply 29November 4, 2019 2:54 AM

When you understand how profound Leonard Cohen's music is .... when you do understand the meaning of his lyrics, then you will start wandering why anyone would mention his name along someone like Madonna, Simon Le Bon or Britney Spears.

by Anonymousreply 30November 4, 2019 5:27 AM

The same in regard to Bob Dylan. Please don't confuse "Blowin' in the Wind" with "Oops, I Did It Again"

by Anonymousreply 31November 4, 2019 5:34 AM

Bette Midler. In addition to not hitting the actual pitches that she aims for, she scoops and slides all over the place, in a very non-artistic way.

by Anonymousreply 32November 4, 2019 5:42 AM

[quote] When you understand how profound Leonard Cohen's music is .... when you do understand the meaning of his lyrics, then you will start wandering why anyone would mention his name along someone like Madonna, Simon Le Bon or Britney Spears.

I love Leonard Cohen a songwriter, but his voice is excruciating and he had no business recording his own songs. His voice was atonal and irritating to listen to. Finding singers who can interpret the work and who can actually sing doesn't change the power of the writing. If you've ever heard Jennifer Warnes' album Famous Blue Raincoat, then you'll know she was the definitive vocalist for Cohen's songs. It's a shame she didn't record more of them.

by Anonymousreply 33November 4, 2019 6:05 AM

Sinatra.

by Anonymousreply 34November 4, 2019 6:19 AM

Courtney Love. The bitch can scream like no other though.

by Anonymousreply 35November 4, 2019 6:28 AM

The "Famous Blue Coat" R33 is a fabulous rendition of Cohen's music by his most wonderful disciple. But the greatest performer of his music was the author himself. I do not understand the meaning of "excruciating" or "irritating" because some can find his voice too deep, too low, too gravely or too whatever. To me it is a voice that can perfectly justify the depth of some of the most beautiful lyrics I have ever heard. Yes, Jennifer Warnes did a great version of "I Can't Forget" and "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley is considered a masterpiece .... however, for me they do not equal the original performances. But unlike you, I am from Europe, familiar and fond of music of someone like Weill and Brecht. It's a music that does not place vocal clarity over emotion. I come from a place where I saw people dancing to "Dance Me To The End Of Love", something I don't believe Americans are capable of understanding.

by Anonymousreply 36November 4, 2019 6:49 AM

Mary J "all the doors to her vocal cords are locked and she can never find the right key" Blige.

by Anonymousreply 37November 4, 2019 6:52 AM

I was just gonna say Mary.

by Anonymousreply 38November 4, 2019 6:56 AM

MJB’s was such a prolific dancer that she never really focused on her voice.

by Anonymousreply 39November 4, 2019 6:56 AM

I don't know about tone-deaf but I have always been appalled at the number of Western singers who absolutely IGNORE quality when singing live.

90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming which, of course, makes them huffy and hoarse and, as a result, they sing completely off-key, with unpleasant, uneven, shaky voices and with rivers of sweat running down their faces. Even Freddie Mercury was guilty of this but at least he had the vocal capacity to save his performance.

I have left so many live concerts disappointed and baffled. Don't they hear how bad they sound? Don't they care?

by Anonymousreply 40November 4, 2019 7:03 AM

Linda McCartney.

by Anonymousreply 41November 4, 2019 7:27 AM

What if one was tone deaf and did not have a successful career?

by Anonymousreply 42November 4, 2019 7:44 AM

Oh please explain it to us R36 but make it simple because you know you're European and we're just Americans.

by Anonymousreply 43November 4, 2019 8:54 AM

Joni cunt Mitchell

by Anonymousreply 44November 4, 2019 9:26 AM

Joni Mitchell has a beautiful voice.

by Anonymousreply 45November 4, 2019 10:34 AM

Miley Cyrus. Have you ever heard her sing live without auto-tune?

by Anonymousreply 46November 4, 2019 10:55 AM

Luscious Jackson - Why Do I Lie?

A great track, nonetheless.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 4, 2019 11:23 AM

Kieth Sweat, sort of

by Anonymousreply 48November 4, 2019 11:57 AM

[quote]I have left so many live concerts disappointed and baffled. Don't they hear how bad they sound? Don't they care?

The problem is that the audiences don't care.

by Anonymousreply 49November 4, 2019 12:00 PM

[Quote]90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming which, of course, makes them huffy and hoarse and, as a result, they sing completely off-key, with unpleasant, uneven, shaky voices and with rivers of sweat running down their faces.

I think a lot of this also has to do with music critics and the influencers of musical tastes mistaking such performances for musical ability and "soul". It's an ignorant reading of the soul music movement, in my opinion. The soul greats may have riffed, ad-libbed, done gospel shouts and not always sung the melody as written, but most of them still delivered performances on key and musically pleasant. Somewhere down the line it has become unfashionable to sing well and the focus has been more on showing off how much one can scream or yell. It's an immature, unsophisticated assumption that this somehow reveals musical and interpretive ability and a connection with the music and the audience.

Sometimes this sort of screaming is also used to cover up musical shortcomings. Bette Midler is a prime example of a singer who yells and screams to hide the fact that her voice is extremely limited.

by Anonymousreply 50November 4, 2019 7:52 PM

[Quote]90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming which, of course, makes them huffy and hoarse and, as a result, they sing completely off-key, with unpleasant, uneven, shaky voices and with rivers of sweat running down their faces.

I think a lot of this also has to do with music critics and the influencers of musical tastes mistaking such performances for musical ability and "soul". It's an ignorant reading of the soul music movement, in my opinion. The soul greats may have riffed, ad-libbed, done gospel shouts and not always sung the melody as written, but most of them still delivered performances on key and musically pleasant. Somewhere down the line it has become unfashionable to sing well and the focus has been more on showing off how much one can scream or yell. It's an immature, unsophisticated assumption that this somehow reveals musical and interpretive ability and a connection with the music and the audience.

Sometimes this sort of screaming is also used to cover up musical shortcomings. Bette Midler is a prime example of a singer who yells and screams to hide the fact that her voice is extremely limited.

by Anonymousreply 51November 4, 2019 7:52 PM

[quote]Somewhere down the line it has become unfashionable to sing well

I think this has a lot to do with jazz snobbery. The uneven performances of improvising jazz singers became quite 'the thing' in the 40s and 50s. Smooth singing was probably seen as too artificial and polished.

Also, I have read many critics who praise the ability of some singers to "cover the whole stage" and commend their athleticism. As if concerts are sporting events. Sure, the visual element is important, but maybe the other musicians who aren't using their lungs to make noises, could do the running and dancing bits, lol

by Anonymousreply 52November 4, 2019 8:26 PM

R50, Midler has done a lot of softer songs where her voice sounds great. I'd hardly call her a screamer.

by Anonymousreply 53November 4, 2019 8:27 PM

Midler can't do everything, style-wise musically, though she sure tries. But the thing about Midler is she's a very good interpreter and has some acting talent, so even if she misses notes here and there, it's still a worthy listen because she knows how to make a song come alive in other ways. (I should say she *did*. Now she's too old and lazy to give a fuck, so she phones it in.)

by Anonymousreply 54November 4, 2019 8:52 PM

Miss Whispercoo

by Anonymousreply 55November 4, 2019 9:01 PM

Paula Abdul

by Anonymousreply 56November 4, 2019 9:05 PM

[Quote]MJB’s was such a prolific dancer that she never really focused on her voice.

Thanks for the laugh, R39. The thought of MJB dancing is so bizarrely funny.

by Anonymousreply 57November 4, 2019 9:09 PM

Mariah Carey. Now.

by Anonymousreply 58November 5, 2019 4:03 AM

Saying Bette Midler is tone deaf is just stupid.

by Anonymousreply 59November 5, 2019 4:56 AM

Miley Cyrus' speaking voice is an assault on the ears R46.

by Anonymousreply 60November 5, 2019 5:48 AM

R59, you’re saying she sounds like that on purpose??

by Anonymousreply 61November 5, 2019 8:05 AM

Celine Dion

by Anonymousreply 62November 5, 2019 9:27 AM

[quote][R59], you’re saying she sounds like that on purpose??

Im' saying you may not like her style, her tone, etc. (I'm not actually a fan of hers in particular, though I did like her 80s movies for the comedy)...

But to say she is "tone deaf" means 1) you don't understand what it means or 2) you are tone deaf and can't accurately judge

And to bring the point even further, singing off key once in a while, or being sharp/flat on a given note, doesn't mean someone is tone deaf. People hit bad notes, have off days/sick, sometimes the sound is bad and you cant' hear yourself. None of that means the singer is tone deaf.

by Anonymousreply 63November 5, 2019 3:53 PM

Milli Vanilli. The actual dudes. Remember when they tried to actually sing after the scandal?

by Anonymousreply 64November 5, 2019 3:58 PM

Is Natalie Merchant flat? I'm not a trained musician, so I'm asking those who are better educated in that field.

by Anonymousreply 65November 5, 2019 4:03 PM

R63 I agree. Bette Midler isn't even close to being tone deaf. Both live and on record. We are talking about people that consistently sing off. Sometime a vocalist will have an issue with monitors to reference pitch from the instruments. That's different. Think of Adele's performance at the Grammy's where she was in the center of the crowd with a piano. She sang off key and was horrified afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 66November 5, 2019 4:03 PM

[quote]90% of the pop and rock singers of the last 4 decades put the emphasis squarely on dancing/running/screaming

Go see better shows.

by Anonymousreply 67November 5, 2019 4:05 PM

Jane Birkin

But it is Perfection.

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by Anonymousreply 68November 5, 2019 5:50 PM

JLO the fraud owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 69November 5, 2019 5:53 PM

Françoise Hardy

Lyrics by Patrick Modiano (Nobel Prize of Literature in 2014)

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by Anonymousreply 70November 5, 2019 6:02 PM

Beyonce

by Anonymousreply 71November 5, 2019 6:07 PM

J.Lo is a great choice

Also - Paula Abdul

by Anonymousreply 72November 5, 2019 6:25 PM

Abdul was an embarassment singing. She could dance, somewhat....I'm not sure; she's unmemorable.

by Anonymousreply 73November 5, 2019 6:30 PM

I was the one who first brought up Bette Midler. I didn't say she was tone deaf, though. What I wrote was that she often screams and yells (or at least she used to scream and yell) to cover up her musical limitations and hide the fact that, although she can carry a tune, she isn't a particularly great vocalist.

Midler once told an interviewer that she considers herself a belter, but to me, her voice has never seemed strong enough for her to qualify as a skilled belter. She can interpret lyrics well sometimes and her delivery is far better when she sticks to story songs within her narrow range. When she fancies herself a belter like Streisand or a rocker like Joplin, she sounds ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 74November 5, 2019 7:51 PM

I prefer Darlene's Take the A Train, r13....

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by Anonymousreply 75November 5, 2019 7:58 PM

Did anyone say Tiny Tim ?

by Anonymousreply 76November 6, 2019 6:02 PM

Jennifer Lopez owns this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 77November 6, 2019 6:15 PM

Jennifer Lopez owns this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 78November 6, 2019 6:15 PM

Bob Dylan. He should have never tried to sing. Except for "Knocking on Heaven's Door", I have never heard asong of his that I actually enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 79November 6, 2019 6:21 PM

Christina Aguilera. She definitely has the range to be a good singer--she just has no idea how to use her voice appropriately. She is everything that people accused Whitney and Mariah of being at their worst. She screams like a hyena on every other word. The idea of subtlety alludes her. I cannot imagine her singing Mariah's cover of "Without you". She would scream the entire song. Or the first minute or so of "I will Always Love you".

by Anonymousreply 80November 6, 2019 6:22 PM

R74 and R80 please read the subject line of this thread. It’s about do gets who are TONE DEAF

by Anonymousreply 81November 6, 2019 6:49 PM

R81 is tone deaf.

by Anonymousreply 82November 6, 2019 7:02 PM

Boy George

Darius Rucker

by Anonymousreply 83November 6, 2019 7:15 PM

Eddie Vedder

by Anonymousreply 84November 6, 2019 8:04 PM

Bjork.

by Anonymousreply 85November 6, 2019 8:06 PM

Nico

by Anonymousreply 86November 6, 2019 9:26 PM

Bette has her off key moments (like pretty much every singer who's ever sung), but I do think people are right in that she's not really a belter in the Merman mold like a many think she is. It was very telling that she did better with the softer songs in Gypsy than with the big belty numbers. She sounded particularly strained in "Everything's Coming Up Roses" and "Rose's Turn."

Donna Murphy isn't a successful recording artist, but she's been known to go a bit flat on occasion in her Broadway shows. Ditto Elaine Stritch.

What's odd to me is that I rarely notice if someone's off pitch unless they're super off pitch, especially if they're really interpreting the song in character or something. I'm willing to forgive a whole lot when they're offering up a wonderful performance.

by Anonymousreply 87November 6, 2019 9:39 PM

Gays, tone deaf means you cannot grasp pitch when producing music. You sing the wrong notes or in the wrong key entirely.

I would argue Carly Simon qualifies based on some of her standards albums. But the first one, Torch, is so fantastic in it’s mood and feel that it hardly matters. It’s her interpretations that are so on point.

So many Singers on Broadway over the past decade or so are technically perfect, but lack any sort of uniqueness or passion. Like some other posters upthread, I’d rather hear a few flat notes than listen to a song sung devoid of real feeling.

For the truly masochistic, Jo Stanford’s alter ego Darlene Edwards, also cited (celebrated?) upthread, is peerless in tone deafness.

I think you must have to possess an excellent ear to evade the correct notes with such precision and unrelenting consistency.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 6, 2019 10:19 PM

Janis Joplin was TERRIBLE

by Anonymousreply 89November 6, 2019 10:53 PM

Off-key singing is what made pop music before the 00s so interesting. You could have someone with perfect pitch or someone who liked to wander around the sharps and flats and if it sounded good and had a good song or 10, they could have a career and even stardom. Now everyone needs to be auto-tuned to the point of note-bending because everything it needs to sound manufactured and artificial.

by Anonymousreply 90November 6, 2019 11:20 PM

I love the off key sound of 1960s Bossa nova. It sounds so smart, chic, sophisticated

Desafinado (Off-key)

This is how it's done artfully.

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by Anonymousreply 91November 6, 2019 11:30 PM

OP didn't say what kind of career...

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by Anonymousreply 92November 6, 2019 11:43 PM

R88, your points are excellent but try to use Standard English with your capitalizations, apostrophes, hyphenation for adjectival phrases and spellings (Stafford, dear) so that your insights are matched by their presentation.

by Anonymousreply 93November 6, 2019 11:54 PM

I use my phone to post, r93. Between my fat thumbs and misguided autocorrect, there are many errors I never catch.

by Anonymousreply 94November 7, 2019 2:02 AM
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