Chrissy Metz now wears her snack purse on the inside

Oh Gosh

Oh fuck, don't look at her foot. WHAT IS THAT?

It's like she's breaking down into growths all over.

Probably cellulitis or lymphedema, I can't imagine she would wear a purse underneath satin.

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She is so ENORMOUS, that it makes me uncomfortable to look at her. I think it's because I'm 60 lbs over my ideal weight, but still... She's too fat.

And how the hell does she wipe her own ass??????? She must have some sort of tool?

The bulge you're seeing is abdominal fat that's gotten to heavy that it hangs down to her thighs.

R7 but wouldn't they be even? We've seen her bulges before, and they usually match up.

R6 Yep, we had some caregivers/nurses chime in on the old Chrissy continuation threads that explained the various devices available. Think rag on a stick, basically, but it is drilled into the wall near the terlit so she can back into it.

r7 I don't know, it poufs out a bit which makes it look like it is swollen, which would be lymphedema. If it was just fat, it would hang flatter and be more symmetrical. If you've ever watched "My 600-lb Life", most of them will have lymphedema on some part of their body and it looks like this.

Serious question: how does someone lugging around this kind of weight have the energy to get through the long work days it takes to film a one hour show? Wouldn't stimulants be too dangerous for someone whose heart is already under such stress? How do they handle the scenes where she has to lie down in bed and then get up, must be many takes for those scenes and a couple of helpers on standby to pull her up.

r10. It takes a village...of enablers.

Some poor bitch is wheeling through her the airport, and Chrissy is the one who is out of breath.

2020 -- she'll get her stomach stapled -- if there's enough staples to do the job -- then lose a ton of weight, and die in the process.

It’s side gunt. Eventually the pan stretches as far as it can in a front apron and then the tyres droop at the sides. Eventually her tyre will look like ric rac braid.

I love me a good Chrissy thread.

We made it to part 4 before things started going subscriber only. Still, they are a fun read for any newcomers to the "event" that is Chrissy:

Colostomy bag?

Is that supposed to be a waist belt?

[quote]Chrissy set heads turning

The heads turning is only the gravity field her massive body is creating when you approach her.

Speaking of toilets and bags, she can't possibly fit into the toilet stalls at these functions (let alone on planes), so I wonder if she uses a catheter? They can't possibly make adult diapers in her size. I have seen a few of those 600 pound life programs, and not a diaper to be found. Bucket? Check. Garden hose? Check (for real). Those big absorbent medical blanket things? Check. But no diapers.

r13 Thank you...I think.

One woman on My 600 Pound Life had these bizarre “wings” of fat that jutted from her hips. Like old-fashioned panniers, but made of fat. It was disturbing. Perhaps she’s grown one of those?

YES! r20 I remember that. It was like she had a car spoiler attached to her. You'd think they could have strapped Chrissy's down to match the other side with the mystery pouch (snack pouch?)

I believe the term is gunt.

There is no mystery about it.

It's a miracle of modern cosmetic health!

Yeah but I was referring to the literal pouch/pocket at r4

It is like the flesh that should have been "living" in there crawled over to the other side.

Chrissy you are a fat enigma. Hope you are enjoying today's Google Alert.

At her size, I'm quite sure that she does have lymphedema.

If she lost a considerable amount of weight she'd probably be attractive.

If she lost a considerable amount of weight she'd probably still be morbidly obese.

Now, Chrissy, we've talked about avoiding reflective fabrics in jewel tones...

[quote] Serious question: how does someone lugging around this kind of weight have the energy to get through the long work days it takes to film a one hour show? Wouldn't stimulants be too dangerous for someone whose heart is already under such stress?

I doubt she is using stimulants. You usually lose weight while taking stimulants.

R28 shut up Anna. I’m a luscious velour wonderland in this.

[quote]Chrissy set heads turning

And stomachs.

"And how the hell does she wipe her own ass?"

Who says she does?

She's not obese, she is an "unconventional size". She said so.

That's her bagina.

She looks like a lumpy secondhand velvet lounge from the 60's that you see in old grannies homes. All she needs is to wear some white lace doilies on her arms to complete the look.

Kind of reminds me when a snake eats a person and they get all lumpy. I hate to think it but...could she be digesting a human in there?

This thread should be renamed 'The Sad, Last Days of Chrissy Metz

Just call me "Saddlebags"!

You guys are too mean. What has this girl done to you? She’s an inspiration.

I looked up photos of lymphedema and they don't look quite like that. But who knows.

From the waist up she looks thinner, what on earth.

I think maybe her folded up gunt now weighs so much that it tore through her 4 pairs of overlapped spanx. If you look at the pic in the OP, she's sort of nervously fingering the lump or trying to hide it from the camera. She probably rebound it as soon as she could find a handicapped bathroom stall to squeeze herself into.

R41 fuck, that’s asking a lot of Spanx. Even layered. Steel belted radials couldn’t best this woman’s meat rolls. R35, someone needs to photoshop those doilies on. I cannot stop laughing, thinking about it.

If she has lost some weight, it's possible that what used to be all round and pushed out is now sagging.

Do you think she's contractually obligated to stay that way for the show? Why wouldn't someone with all the means in the world get someone to cook healthily for them. I mean, even if she won't work out, just eating better would help.

I’m sorry but I find her to be absolutely disgusting

If my memory serves correct, I believe the medical term is panniculus. They can be herniated as well, or lie on the outside of a hernia. I just look at her and feel sympathy for her. I hope she does qualify for bariatric surgery soon. When I think of people like her, I not only feel for them how many mean people make nasty comments, but also how uncomfortable their lives must be. So much pain physically and emotionally.

I think she usually wears some kind of Spanx that lifts and holds her gut, this may be just her stomach hanging down

Is she still with her young man?

Do Leggs control top pantyhose still exist? What about the “I Can’t Believe It’s a Girdle!” girdle? Those might help! Even some DKNY tights!

The "men want to fuck her 'curvy body'" troll is late. I'm not worried yet, but it is unusual.

r47 No, they broke up, or broke down, or their contract croaked a while (whale) ago.

I don't hate this look. R49 who's climbing her now?

r45 I don't think she wants to get healthier. I think this is her way of getting attention, and/or at least the only persona she understands.

Spectator.us is not a reliable news source. The seven whistleblower story is an attempt to shift focus off Russia, who clearly told puppet Trump they wanted us forces out.

My mother watched that religious film she was in and she has no idea who Chrissy is but she said she didn't understand why they hired such a heavy woman and she wondered what the woman who she is playing thinks about it.

R50 Not sure...perhaps this guy?

The trolls who say she's just curvy are only doing it to irritate you guys. It always works!

I would bet they have to do a lot of stopping while filming because she is huffing and puffing

Anyone who downplays her morbid obesity and doesn’t encourage her to get serious about weight loss is an enabler. Shame on the producers of This Is Us for not intervening. It’s no different that turning a blind eye to a heroin addict.

I do not miss the trailer for that prayer movie. I go to the movies a lot and it played in front of EVERYTHING.

I agree r57. The thing I don't get is that it was written into her contract that her character (and Chrissy) HAD to lose weight to continue with the show. I don't watch the show, but I do remember reading how "excited" Chrissy was about using this contractual oblication to give her the impetus to lose weight. If anything, she's gotten heavier. I don't know how she got out of this obligation, but she certainly did, and then some.

What bugs me the most is that it's not like she is some grand talent which would make up for her painful to look at obesity and her strange, pissy vibe. She's really quite a dullard.

She can't act so all she has going for her career-wise is being the enormously fat woman. If she loses weight, she will just be another mediocre actress (but with excess hanging skin).

Yeah agreed - her acting is pretty bad. She’s got that emotionally overwrought, tortured fat frau thing going on that makes her appealing to viewers, many of whom are just like her. She has two speeds on the show, sad and pissed off. Seems like she’s always pissy in real life, but it’s probably because she doesn’t feel good.

Even if she lost weight, she would still be a great big enormously fat person. There is no amount of weight she could lose to be not still be only cast as The Fat Lady. Also, she has Obese Head Syndrome (see: Al Roker & Starr Jones & Rosie O) so she would never look ‘normal’ even if she managed to carve her body down to a healthy size. I just can’t imagine having to fold that gunt up every day. It’s probably rotting from the moisture and friction.

I saw a clip of her on Fallon awhile back and she was huffing and puffing just sitting in the chair, I can't imagine what it takes for her to get through a long day on set and what type of accommodations they have to make and how delicately they have to execute the accommodations so as not to upset or insult her. Her enablers are not doing her any favors.

If she were to slim down to a healthy weight, she would need several surgeries to remove at least 20lbs of sagging skin. She'd need a 360 lift just for her abdomen.

She must take some sort of drugs, because no way is she just putting on a happy face all the time when she's on camera. Mood stabilizer?

Many obese people take painkillers because of the pain from their joints (and of course to get a buzz). Some people get really hungry when they take them. Case in point: Eminem got fat when he was hitting the Vicodin hard. This may be the case with Chrissy too, which certainly wouldn't be helping matters. I'm guessing she might have more in her snack purse than just Twinkies.

This may sound extreme, but do they ever put individuals this size on a feeding tube, or other restrictive liquid diet to slim them down quickly? I would think for many who cannot qualify for surgery, this might be a wise step.

Her Spanx just blew out under the pressure!

I’m guessing it’s a big load of fat. Plus gravity.

It absolutely amazes me how their skin can stretch and accommodate their size. And how their hearts are able to pump enough blood around the galaxy of their blood vessels. How do they not just drop dead? The human body is a miracle.

Oh Gurl - velour is NOT your friend...

She doesn't have any friends r70

Imagine all of that squeezed into an airplane seat and you're sitting next to her. Travel is so fun.

r72, she only travels by crane.

The only reason I watch “This is Us” is for Chrissy. I love watching her rest her arms on her tummy.

I feel bad for her - imagine having to take an urgent dump and having to get to the bathroom in a hurry!

The Fatty Paradox

I'd be morbidly curious to be that big for a day. But the effort it would take to get that big and then lose it...DEAR GOD.

I simply don’t understand how someone of her means can not lose weight. She has every resource available. I would love to see video of her eating in private.

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That's dangerous R67, it's how Mario Lanza died. The sleeping/feeding tube diet was popular decades ago and it killed a lot of people.

I think if she just lost even like 60-70 pounds she would feel so much better. I think she is a very short woman. I like her well enough.

R81 The exit sign is to the left.

[quote]She doesn't have any friends [R70]

Sure she does!

Has a penis ever attempted to enter her vagina? I’m sure she’s great at blowjobs (I’m sure she’s very grateful) but I wish she could experience vaginal and/or anal penetration.

R84 if you've ever watched My 600 Pound Life, you'd know that fatter women than Chrissy can and do get fucked. Hell, some of them get knocked up, and carry the baby to full term.

As a poster above said, the human body really is miraculous.

[quote]I simply don’t understand how someone of her means can not lose weight. She has every resource available.

That isn’t how it works. It’s genetics and metabolism at play.

Genetics and metabolism don't make you fat. I used to work with a woman who was that fat. She would eat the equivalent of four meals in one sitting.

Addicts (including food) are the worst kind of crazy because they think everyone else is a total moron who will believe things like they keep getting bitten by spiders in the crooks of their arms or they have slow metabolisms and eat even less than 2k calories a day.

Spanx in this case is not an option. I believe they are sold by size in inches, not PSI.

Yeah I had a large friend like this who would pick at a salad at dinner and then polish off an entire package of Oreos between 6 and midnight. So instead of eating nourishing food, she’d end up eating thousands of empty calories. She’s probably got a propensity for being heavy, but mostly it’s her height, bad diet and complete lack of exercise. She probably eats an entire cake every night before bed.

It is really sad and clearly an eating disorder. The opposite of anorexia. I really hope that she can lose the weight. I had read somewhere that she has to use adult diapers or a catheter as it’s too difficult to go to the bathroom when at public functions because she is so wide. I feel very sorry for her as she seems like a nice person.

More cushion for the pushin'!

One aspect of all this is how much does she shovel in when no cameras are on her? And, further, who supplies her? Does she order deliveries?

I can just see her whining and complaining about how her demands aren’t being followed to the letter. Jolly fatties in public can be demanding pigs in private.

Something else. Those rolls of fat pile up on each other, and, if she isn’t meticulous about washing and drying those areas, the skin can quickly break down and infect, and that smells. And she can’t even see those areas to check for that.

Actually, she really can’t reduce. Being fat is her gimmick, her only entertainment advantage. Without it, she’s just a other mediocre wannabe.

If she needs a gimmick, why not sew on a third leg or saw off an ear? She's on a suicide mission at this rate.

[quote]Genetics and metabolism don't make you fat. I used to work with a woman

LOL yeah all those medical studies about obesity are worthless lies, only you know the truth because once you saw a fat lady eat a bunch of food in one sitting.

R93, she's large enough she could lose 100 lbs and still play the fat lady characters. She was also an agent before acting and could probably easy go back to it if she doesn't get any more roles.

Her future.

[quote]It's not my fault! It's genetic!

She has "glands"

More like her present, R97.

Is that country album still happening? Is Diane Warren writing songs for it? Did she write I'm Standing With You about her desire to stand beside Chrissy and instantly look impossibly slim?

She's just alternatively thin.

Good Lord, her snack purse is hanging down to her knee!

"925" from "The Snack Purse Sessions"

---

Tumble, break a bed and I waddle to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of straight syrup

Wheeze and huff and try to come to life

Get stuck in the shower, heart stops pumping

Out on the streets the people still laughin'

At folks like me weighin' 925.

-

Weighin' 925

What a way to make a livin'

On my seventh pie

It's all eating and no moving

You just use your mouth

And you never call a trainer

It's enough to drive-thru

Ten times if you can fit

---

i thought she had had bariatric surgery and had lost a ton of weight. Or am I confusing her with Gabourey Sidibe? But one of them lost a whole side of beef, no?

R103 it’s not nice to leak her demos before they’re polished!

Does anyone remember the Chrissy Fan Troll who was active on all Chrissy threads last year? Telling us that Chrissy lived off salads and men couldn't get enough of her and generally being homophobic.

From Gainesville, Florida

God, she took that literally.

I’m confused...I thought she went on a ‘journey’ ?

I wondered what happened to the curtain at the Shubert Theater after "Hello Dolly!"

I’d hate to be in the vicinity when her Spanx burst.

i actually love her and I think she’s very brave to live her life out loud and not hide out in the shadows. I do however, don’t think I would like to sniff her wet farts.

Imagine the fridge in her trailer

Imagine the fridge inside her bedroom

(You know she has one)

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R113 Imagine the bed inside her fridge? Saves time and steps.

Well done, r103!

Well done, r103!

Might be onto something about the painkillers. Her pupils look rather pinned in that sans fards snap posted at R114

“Brave”

[quote]It's not my fault - it's genetic!

My family are all fat but I exercise and eat low carb and guess what! I'm not fat.

Well, good for you! But you don’t know Chrissy’s situation.

I worked as a medical assistant at an upscale health spa in Arizona. (AKA a fat farm.) When she checked in we were told under no circumstances tell any family or friends that she was here. (I quit that he’ll hole so I don’t care anymore.) She was very nice to all the staff, but left the program after 3 days. She was supposed to be there on a 1200 calorie restricted diet for 45 days with moderate exercise and swimming to jump start her weight loss journey, but she was miserable. I think for some people food is more difficult to kick than drugs. We need food to live, so it’s a part of your every day life. And some people can’t handle it in moderation.

Enable much, r121?

R122 More details please! Do you know what her weight was when she arrived? Is she really that oddly spherical in person?

If she has a pool, she could hire a trainer and start with exercises in the water so it’s not so hard on her joints.

It can’t be good for her, all that weight. She must be uncomfortable all the time.

You’re evil, R109.

Based on r50's pic, Chrissy's first role was as the joke wall on "Laugh-In."

How to get rid of belly flap smell

[quote] Do Leggs control top pantyhose still exist? What about the “I Can’t Believe It’s a Girdle!” girdle? Those might help! Even some DKNY tights!

The "I Can't Believe It's a Girdle" girdle took one look at that gunt and skipped town.

She’s pretty cute for how big she is.

R122 is full of fucking shit. We have been DYING for "Chrissy in the Wild" stories, and all we get is some one size fits all non-story (no pun intended, but there you go) about "her". Not buying it. Where they fuck was this person through the hundreds of Chrissy threads?

Someone's Google alert went off and their PR tried to shit out a sympathetic detail-free story. NEXT!

R114 She's a cross-eyed not so little thing, isn't she?

She's a really fat tub of shit!

We are thrilled that Chrissy makes her snack purse a Michael Kors snack purse, but it really doesn't go with velour, so we asked her to conceal it for this event.

Where's her assistant Pon to chime in?

That joke was not funny, racist, and overplayed. Please keep Pon to yourself, Pon Troll (TM).

I can't find any candids of her or stories what she's like in real life no matter how hard I search.

There's just that infamous airport video.

In a bathing suit.....she looks good to me!

r136=Tam

[quote]How to get rid of belly flap smell

Please to forward to 1600 Pennsylvania Evvinoo, Washington.

Thenk you.

Wow, her skin is beautifully freckled. That means she goes bare in the sun a lot, probably nude sunbathing 🌞

Her assistant has to carry her snack purse around. Poor woman!

[quote] Oh fuck, don't look at her foot. WHAT IS THAT?

Be kind. Her poor feet suffer more than anyone will ever know.

I miss the person who "voiced" Pon on the Chrissy threads. They were funny and witty and really fleshed out the character. I want to say that the same person who came up with Pon also coined the term "snack purse" but I could be wrong there.

The poster who tried to make Tam happen was the unfunny, racist asshole.

Yes, I am well aware I spend too much time on these fucking threads. No, I'm not going to get a hobby. THIS is my hobby. Yes, that is pathetic. I'll shut up now.

"Snack Purse" is a DL classic for the ages.

Are there any Doctors here that can tell us what they honk is actually going on in the OP’s photo? Is that a pee bag or lymphadema or a bag of chips?

* think But I love the “honk” too !!

Dear God, please don't let it be a colostomy bag!

I don't think it is a colostomy bag...but I have nothing to base that on. She's never had this side saddle bulge before. Can anyone in the know please chime in? The 600 lb people don't have colostomy bags, so that's why I don't think it is a weight loss tool. Also, she is still Pluto-esque. Then again, what do I know?

Chrissy Mess

My breakfast's here!!! Jealous, bitches?

could it be a pee bag or something? She is too wide to use the toilets at functions.

I think it's a pouch where she stores gravy (her favorite beverage.) There's a long tube attached so she can suck on it surreptitiously during awards ceremonies.

Snack purse AND gravy pouch means a gal is covered for any blood sugar emergency.

R152 Aren't those things usually strapped to your leg?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS LIFE? Money only helps just so much. There is no way she isn't completely miserable. I really want to hear more about her aborted stay at the fat farm.

Maybe she’s pregnant. It looks like a pregnancy bump to me pregnant 🤰🏾

I notice some super fatties like Chrissy seem to carry a lot of their weight in the gut which of course saga over. Do they have to hoist it up to pee?

I don’t think Chrissy blood sugar emergencys are the result of too little sugar.

How long till beetus takes a foot?

You guys were right about the opiates. Her pupils are pinpricks. How the fuck does she stay awake?

I've never seen anyone else, even fat people, who when they sit down look as though they're standing.

Is this unique to Chrissy?

I bet she'll go lesbian at some point.

No snark, what do we think her actual weight is? That picture at 160...dayum. And I'm convinced her stylist hates her guts. Most of her looks are terrible. There are flattering dresses for big girls, you don't have to look like a trash bag with a head.

She's 5'4' so less than 500 lbs but more than 300 lbs definitely.

I'll say maybe... 425 lbs... but it's hard to estimate.

I'm guessing 475. She's only 5' 5" tall, but I bet she's 6 feet in circumference.

I'm a 6 ft male and was 255 at my heaviest. I was so sluggish, easily worn out and felt physically awful. I don't know how she (and other people 300+) get through a day.

On "My 600-Lb Life", so many of them are on opiates and I think it's a dangerous cycle of the weight causes pain and allows them to get opiates, if they lost weight they would feel better but then wouldn't get the prescriptions. But then the opiates cause you to get hungrier and they keep getting heavier.

Tess Holliday's shtick used to be that she was fat but her face was still slim. She's gained even more weight in the past few years so now her face is fat too. I don't know who's heavier.

Tess at least has the excuse of multiple pregnancies. And while she's a BIG girl, her stylist doesn't hate her guts.

No excuses Chrissy.

Chrissy doesn't Photoshop all her Instagram posts and claim to be a size 22.

I have no idea what Tess does to touch up her photos, but objectively speaking, she styles herself MUCH better.

R146/R149 I already answered it upthread; Panniculus, and it can be herniated as well. It can often reach below the knee. Sometimes, in extremely dreadful cases, it can hang down right in the middle below the abdomen, and resemble a giant penis, or elephant trunk. Surgery can remove them.

So what if she has her own gravitational pull! Most men like a little something extra.

r160 Yes, Chrissy's powers of levitation have often been showcased on other Chrissy threads. It is really fucking weird. Type Chrissy Metz Sitting into Google images and enjoy!

I like this one, she isn't levitating in it as much, but the unbridled glee on her face as Pon gives her the signal that she just restocked her snack purse is heartwarming.

Here is one of the more no-holds-barred Chrissy threads. Just the thing for newcomers to Planet Metz.

Didn't Rebel Wilson shade Chrissy's carbon footprint, now that Rebs is under 300 pounds?

Triplets?

Or sextuplets?

If you go to Google Earth and search for Chrissy Metz, you can see satellite pictures of her, and they'll even show you her exact location.

The body language at r177. *cringe*.

She has a pissy vibe, that has nothing to do with her weight.

R179 Well, she's notorious for being a raging cunt, personality wise, and that picture captures it.

First Lord of the Snack Purse

I didn't realize Mandy Moore was so tall.

[quote]If you go to Google Earth and search for Chrissy Metz, you can see satellite pictures of her, and they'll even show you her exact location.

It's easier to just type in her ZIP code. She has her own, you know.

I think they're leaning away because she's soaked herself in AXE to try to cover the stench of her necrotic gunt flaps.

R182 She’s 5’10

The lady in green behind her only has a snack wallet.

At least she doesn't have to worry about anyone grabbing her pussy. It would take twenty minutes just to find it.

Who's bigger?

How many life size Dolly Partons does she have on her arm?

She's gained so much more weight since getting that tattoo Dolly Parton is so stretched she's starting to look like Xi Jinping.

What storylines are planned for Kate on TIU? Hopefully I episode in which Kate goes to buy a new car and gets stuck behind the wheel in the showroom.

And can you believe that garbage is the most watched scripted drama in the US?

I'm really starting to hope Iran, Russia, North Korea, and China team up and start nuking.

Sigh. It's amazing how female and frau dominated all US culture is. No other country is as bad.

Really in most of the world nobody would buy for one second her ongoing victim against all odds narrative.

They'd just see her as a disgusting, shameless glutton.

I remember when I first heard that title -- 'This Is Us' -- and thought that it must be the only words in the English language that sound frauier than 'Live, Laugh, Love' and 'I want to speak to the manager'.

The biggest struggle she's overcome is squeezing through the golden arches at the McDonald's drive-thru.

You just know she's tried to get herself bumped up to first class on a flight by saying something about how the seats were stronger or she needed to be close to a bathroom.

r195 She can't possibly squeeze all of that into an airplane bathroom!! She wears Depends when she flies.

Do they make them in her size?

[quote]The biggest struggle she's overcome is squeezing through the golden arches at the McDonald's drive-thru.

When she gets stuck, someone just dangles a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in front of her face while a bulldozer gives her a good shove from behing.

I turned on the tv to see a weather report here since we have a snow storm and Chrissy was singing on the Kelly Clarkson show. Frau Central.