MAN food

Beer

Chili

Steak

Bacon

Burritos

Ass.

Dick.

Every straight man loves him some shit on a shingle. They like anything involving processed meats.

Hot wings

Bacon

Nachos

chili cheese fries

Ribs

Pussy. And it’s expensive.

Slurpee

Cheetos

Bologna

Beef Jerky

Pizza (although that's sorta everyone food)

Beer soaked sausages

Huge platters of meats. Turkey leg or leg of lamb. Any meat with a handle.

Copious amounts of pasta with meat sauce.

Platters of fried food.

Beef Jerky

Pretzels

Sliders.

Anything where the big sell on the label is PROTEIN, for all the masc gym bros. x

Cheesesteaks

Jimmy John's

By man food you mean food stereotypically eaten by insecure heterosexual men that make them feel more manly, strong, tough etc, less effeminate and gay? 'You're not a man unless you eat red meat three times a day, the more processed the meat the more manlier your are! Salad? That's for fags and women'

As a kid, for the longest time I thought the rib being placed on the side of Fred's car in R22 was some kind of auditory device because they're at the drive in.

Deer and fish shot/caught, skinned, cleaned/drained, chopped up, packed away frozen and cooked by him

R26 Hahah, that's adorable. Primitive auditory devices were made from stegosaur ribs. The logic would still work in world... but nah that family's going to town on that. I wonder how good dinosaur would have tasted.

Raw oysters

Pussy!!

Hairy nutsack.

Anything that causes Cancer and heart disease, has zero nutritional value aside from protein, and so must be marketed and advertised as muscle-building, masculine, red-blooded and even patriotic, even though it makes men FAT and sick, not muscular.

Roast turkey leg, torn from the bone, washed down with grog, attended by slatterns.

NO BATHING.

Bratwurst

Cold cut sandwiches and pastrami (more my dad's generation)

Whatever I can scrape up from the highway.

This thread is literally eliminating thousands of transmen of color.

Literally ERASING them and their culinary experiences!!!!!

1.5 POUNDS of food!!!

Elk.

Veggies!

Cream of watercress soup

Cucumber sandwiches

Lady Baltimore cake

R39: yeah right Cory, with that ass and those thighs?

Gold leafed chocolate Oscars and a solid handshake with Wolfgang Puck.

Chewing Tobacco?

What R4 and R5 said.

Ribs

Steaks

Pork chops

1/2 chickens

Sausage

Hot sauce. Growing up, my dad's hot friend was all about his hot sauce... collecting, sharing, gifting. It seemed so manly.

Anything that can be bbq'd.

Wings.

Sandwiches.

Manmilk

Avocado toast, kale smoothies and green tea with fresh sliced Meyer lemons. All the women say it makes my cum taste better.

R22 - so did I - for years! I knew what gramophone / megaphone horns looked like - so I thought this was some kind of bone version of a “sound collector.” It also sort of looked like a bandshell to my 6 year old brain. When I FINALLY realized it was a side of ribs I was a bit disappointed.

Breastmilk from a single mom you met over the internets.

Anything you can BBQ

It’s a cookbook.

“How about you? You still on Earth, or on the ship with me? Really doesn't make very much difference, because sooner or later, all of us will be on the menu... all of us."

Sloppy Joes

Manwich

All of this disgusting food results in questionable anal hygiene.

Turkey meatballs and Red Dragon cheese.

My dad would only cook breakfast food or bbq meat. Anything else was unmanly. I never saw him eat a salad in my life.

Should have had Hungry Man!

Meatloaf

Turkey Skin

Raspberry Blancmange

Coq co vin.

Pommes frites.

Gâteau Basque.

The McRib

Well then I must be a REAL MAN because I love the majority of these foods (except pussy).

Bone in Ribeye steak, Roast Beef, Prime Rib, Anything smoked, Sausages of all kinds, Sandwiches with lots of cold-cuts, Salami, Wild Game of any variety, Freshly caught fish, also often smoked.

REAL Man food??? Wieners.

Bananas, wieners, eggplants, churros, taquitos, cucumbers, zucchini, pickles…

A manly breakfast to start the day. Eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, biscuits with sausage gravy, and a mug of black coffee.

quiche

Drinks with those little umbrellas in them

Roadkill.

Hot sauce of lethal strength made with chilis named "Ghost," "Scorpion," "Reaper," and "Bhut."

Roadkill

Marinated meats with a pan sear- bonus if they show you the space age packaging and double bonus if it came off the back of a truck.

Pasta- with stupid shit from a recipe from an old grandma who hated taste. And kids.

Not a fan.

Heterosexual society is funny with its traditional feminine and masculine roles. The unwritten rule that heterosexual men only ever cook outside on the BBQ while the women are inside preparing salads. A real man would never be seen in the kitchen much less using an oven, that's a woman's domain. Women clean the house, cook the meals, a man washes the car and mows the lawns. Straight men are so insecure. My father has never ironed, cleaned a bathroom, vacuumed a floor, cooked in the kitchen, done a load of washing and likewise my mother has never washed a car, mowed the lawn, gardened, or even put petrol in her own car or driven on a highway! Such a 1950's mentality.

Cottage cheese

Peaches and cream

[quote]As a kid, for the longest time I thought the rib being placed on the side of Fred's car in [R22] was some kind of auditory device because they're at the drive in.

Love that.

bologna a.k.a. baloney

SPAM Hello Kitty Musabi

Ingredients

1 12-ounce can SPAM® Less Sodium, cut lengthwise into 8 slices

1 cup steamed white sushi rice

1 nori sheet, cut in half

1 yellow bell pepper

1 red bell pepper

1 Hello Kitty® musubi mold

Directions

Yell to wife or girlfriend, "Bitch, make me some SPAM Hello Kitty Musabi!"

Audacious, over-the-top sushi rolls like Dragon Rolls

Canned seafood (at least my dad and uncles)

The ultimate manly man food : carne de toro de lidia

Rocky Mountain oysters