Eldergays, WHET to the Landers sisters?

Yikes! 'That a dick slap gone wrong on sister #1?

I think Audrey always got the slightly higher profile work. Judy was just along for the ride.

Jeez, I think they were both along for the “ride”.

Who are they? Who were they? Who did they hope to be?

Audrey has some QVC collection called [italic]Landers STAR Collection,[/italic] made with her mom, Ruth.

There was a short thread about them not too long ago.

You're welcome.

Thanks, R6. Had no idea.

Interesting.

R5, are you sure that’s the mother of these two? The youngest is in her early 60s, so mother has to be in her late 70s to early 80s, unless she gave birth to the first one at age 10, which sadly, isn’t impossible, but unlikely.

Here’s another pic. I think these pics are one of the sisters with her daughter, not one of the sisters with their mother.

Judy on Madame!

Wait. I just realized that the woman at R5 and my post at R8, is the Dallas chick, Sue Ellen.

Sorry 😐.

Yikes, I thought this was going to be a thread about the Mandrell sisters

OMG! It’s not Sue Ellen?!?! I’m fucking confused as fuck now.

Who’s the old frau who looks like Sue Ellen, but older and sexier?

Audrey was always the “classier” one if you could call it that. She had actual talent: she could act (she was good on Dallas) and could actually sing.

Judy was and played a bimbo.

No, R5 and R8 are not Sue Ellen from Dallas -- that would be Linda Gray. At R5, It's Audrey and her mom, and R8 is Audrey and Judy.

Audrey was on Dallas (as Afton Cooper -- sister of Mitch, who had married Lucy), but she did not play Sue Ellen.

In a Mandrell Sisters comparison, Judy would be the Irlene, Audrey would be the Barbara (barely, though), and there's no Louise (maybe Ruth is the Louise, but I don't know much about the mom).

Audrey was always the prettier one. In certain angles, she looked a bit like a blonde Julianne Moore. Judy always looked a bit trashy to me. She'd fit right in at some trailer park in Alabama.

Surprised Trump didn’t “date” either or both. Just his type.

Sorry ladies, just in case you’re reading this. Not trying to trash your names by association to the orange anus.

I listened to "Tits and Ass" (Audrey Landers' version from the film)this morning-not even kidding. Then my husband did the entire dance to "One" and I tried to get the dog in on it and he bit me. We have fun.

Judy looked like Shelley Duvall in Audrey cosplay.

Mama and daughter, more recently, in 2017. Audrey with her newest face and Mama Ruth looking like Potato Head features stuck on a shrunken radish.

Painful.

I thought this was their mother (on the right).

Audrey's still looking pretty hot.

I doubt the Trumptard "dated" either of them, but it would be believable that he snatched their cunts. He would probably even admit it if asked. "Yeah I grabbed those hos in the cunt, so what of it??". He has normalized horrible behaviour so why not this.

So if I’m I understanding this correctly, & reading between the lines, these ladies aren’t sisters, but actually mother and daughter, yet presented as sisters, for reasons unknown. Yes?

The classical [italic]oeuvre[/italic] of Miss Judy Landers:

They optioned Lana Turner's autobiography for a TV movie in the 80s, and Turner wanted Audrey Landers to play her.

They have the same kind of blowsy, puffed up face (that looks like it sucked 10,000 dicks)

Audrey acted on soaps when she was a teen - and a brunette. She was a very good young actress. She wanted to be a doctor. Loved her on Somerset as Heather. Then she went blonde and to Hollywood and she and sis got boob jobs. The rest is history. She and David Hasselhoff were the biggest musical stars in West Germany in the 80's.

OK, here’s mother and daughters, or perhaps grandma/mother, daughters/sisters, or mother/daughter.

Who knows?

Only in Chinatown, folks.

There’s already been a thread on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search first before you posted this? I mean really? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first?

What the fuck were you thinking? Did you even attempt a search on this? The Landers Sisters have been beholden on Datalounge for years and you think you can just walk in here and stomp all over people who have been devoted to the Landers Sisters for years? Well fuck you OP! I have a autographed picture of Audrey from back when she was on goddamn Somerset and you think you’re just going to waltz in here without a care in the world and not do a search and ask about the Landers Sisters. Well I’ve got some news for you butthole breath. Here at the Datalounge we love us some Landers Sisters so don’t you ever and I mean ever fuck with us again! Now I’ve stated my fucking boundaries!

And r25 you’re a fucking retard

I loved Ann's commercials for Piccadilly Thirkles

Were yacht whores a thing in the 80s? Because these two look like they might have started the trend.

Judy Landers and her daughters

The Landers Sisters need to be made officials in the Nation State of DataLounge.

They should be in charge of easing the aged into retirement without going Mrs. Roper-esque.

Hey, Blind Aunt Betty at R22, you're unfamiliar with age shrinkage and weight loss?

Duh.

Hey whores. Stop giving me shit about starting a thread on these two Disco-Age frauen.

Firstly, I DID check whether or not we had a previous Landers thread. However, much like my search for eternal and undying love, I came up empty handed.

Secondly, these “sisters” don’t look like sisters. My mom was also hot AF when I was 20, so I’m admittedly, probably mistaken by asking if they’re actually sisters. It’s not like I killed someone by asking.

Well hon, you do get some credit for having some spunk ill say that! But the grammar troll is gonna get you for using “firstly” or the “oh dear” troll. I still hate you.

[quote]So if I’m I understanding this correctly, & reading between the lines, these ladies aren’t sisters, but actually mother and daughter, yet presented as sisters, for reasons unknown. Yes?

No you are not. Audrey and Judy are sisters. There mother is the older third one.

However, now Judy has 2 daughters so she is the mom to the "Landers sisters 2.0" but nobody cares.

I always got Audrey mixed up with Lorna Patterson. In fact, for years, I thought it was Audrey Landers in Lorna's most famous screen appearance, the one that assures her immortality even though nobody remembers anything else she did.

R39 you are a stupid piece of shit!! Quit lying to this child. The goddamn sisters are fucking Audrey and JUDY!!!! THEIR FUCKING MOTHER IS NOT!!!!!! I REPEAT NOT ONE OF THE SISTERS!!!

Hey I was TV's Private Benjamin! What the fuck did you ever do, r40?!

You can search DL via Google.

The Landers sisters were kind of the Gabors of the 80s. Just with more acting credits.

Basically useless blowup dolls.

R41 take your meds.

I was explaining that. By "the third one" I meant the THIRD WOMEN IN THE PICTURES.

Since I referred to A and J as "Sisters" and explained the third person is their "Mother" clearly I was not saying all 3 are sisters .

You're limited

Audrey Landers had a successful recording career in Europe throughout the 80s and 90s. She was the female version of Hasselhoff, and wrote an insanely huge number of tracks that sold gold over there. Still, there's something terribly Baby Janeish about them now, stuck inside that 80s timewarp.

Not really. They both married and had children. And they both manage to pull off the long hair look.

Judy Landers diced with death on Circus of the Stars!

Audrey really has aged well. Not sure how much surgery she's had, but it's been tasteful.

I thought Audrey Landers did a nice job with “Dance: Ten/Looks: Three” in the film version of “A Chorus Line” but she was obviously in over her head with some of the more detailed choreography in the film — she was obviously out of camera range in several long shots in the film.

Audrey did do some naturalistic work on Dallas. Judy was always a bimbo.

I guess they're no longer even popular enough to do DWTS. That's really sad.

Judy was actually a fantastic dancer, she was the Rose dance-a-thon double at 2.00 minutes.

Surprised they were only in their early to mid 20s during their heyday. The brassy 80s hair and makeup made them look much older.

JUDY actually looks better now then in her "bimbo heyday"...

audrey was more attractive and more talented, but JUDY starred in 2 of my favorite homoerotic right arm workout shows back in the day, 1) her starring in a buck rogers episode with gil gerard! entitled "space rockers" where her character brainwashed by the evil villian is told to seduce and then kill buck, in his spray painted on white polyester stretchy pants and shirt cut wide open down to his waist look! and 2) her in the chippendales video "tall, dark and handsome"....

Judy was also on Vega$ with that fox, Robert Urich.

They looked more alike earlier on, and would sometimes play twins.

One of them is married to a former MLB pitcher and their daughter was in a Miss USA/America pageant a few years back.

I suppose it's simply nostalgia for me to think that, as tacky as these two were, they are still more attractive, likable and glamorous than their current equivalents.

I liked them. They were what they were and didnt try to be anything other than that. Im sure they made some nice money,and had their choice of hot dick.

I like them, too. I think it has to do with them not trying to pretend to be anything more than they were (Audrey was a better actor, to be sure, but she never did Chekhov or try to dazzle us beyond her range). Today's versions of them are all about their "brand" and shilling garbage on Instagram sponsored posts. They actually showed up, did their work, hit their marks, and found some good D and settled down.

They were harmless and stayed in their lanes. Current Instawhores could take some notes.

yes, i'm too fond of them then and now! they did what they did best and worked with what they had! and they seemingly were good people AND i'm sure got tons of awesome hot bods with awesome dick to boot! well done sisters!....

Do they misgender xeople?

I saw them on a children's charity telethon in the early '80s. They performed "Mama's Got a Squeezebox (Daddy Don't Sleep at Night), and it was basically pornographic. At Hef's, sure, at a children's charity event, no, dear.

Audrey was legitimately good on Dallas. Agree with R51 that her performance there was naturalistic.

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What an oddly annoying video, R7.

Wrong thread?

Audrey looked to me as if she could have Bernadette Peters' younger sister. I really liked her as Afton on "Dallas" and always rooted for her. I know she had done "Secret Storm" and "Somerset" as a teen, but I also recall her as Charlotte on "One Life to Live", Carlo Hesser's daughter who had a thing for Joe Lando's character. She was great when she came back briefly for Carlo's funeral and went toe to toe with Carlo's blackmailing widow, Alex (Tonja Walker). I wanted a knock-out, drag down bitch slapping fight between the two.

They were all over tv in the 80s, always guest-starring on every series, and those atrocious network variety specials. They were really cheap and hard-looking, but I guessed that passed for "hot" in the 80s.

Then they aged out of their niche, and disappeared in the 90s.

They were always on the Fantasy/Island Love Boat type shows that had 10 guests per episode. When those kinds of shows faded out, so did these women.

Some of my eldergay friends are really big fans of one or both of the sisters.

Which one became Dear Abby?

I saw them on a talk show over 30 years ago and Judy said Audrey ate her pet lobster.

For about 10 years, they were the biggest stars in Hollywood. A listers all the way. Their choice of scripts, leading men, directors. Then, that one night, everything changed.

....

I was on a flight with Audrey and her insufferable gay son who was trying to be a “singer” at the time circa 2010. They stood in the business class boarding line even though they turned right at the aircraft door. Audrey actually had the gall to say to the boarding agent asking her questions “And introducing my son so and so. Very pretentious and classless. I think they slum it down in Sarasota FL.

Wait are we sure that isn’t Tori Spelling in the middle in R29?

Audrey was the female 'Hoff in the 80s: she was inexplicably popular in Germany, both as an actress and as a pop singer. I remember seeing her all the time in "Bravo" (the German equivalent of "Tiger Beat" or "Smash Hits") when I was a kid living in Europe in the 80s. I never truly understood it; sure, "Dallas" was popular in Europe just as much as in the States, but it wasn't exactly geared towards the teen demo.

One of them was living in Palm Beach (is that the one in Florida?) in the early 2000s and was a stage mom to their tween daughter who had a couple of hits in Japan or Korea.

For all the gay guys (and they have to be gay), who keep saying Audrey was the good looking one, take it from a straight guy who grew up in the eighties: Judy was the hot one that we lusted after, NOT Audrey. Yes, she always played a dumb blonde and that was just fine with us. I'll never forget the episode of BJ and the Bear where Judy was kidnapped and the kidnapper dressed her in the skimpiest bikini I'd ever seen. Her acting was laughable ("Oh dear God, where am I?") but her body caused a boner that lasted 2 hours (I was young at the time). Other hotties from her era that straight guys really wanted: Heather Thomas, Cheryl Ladd, Morgan Fairchild and, a little later, Emma Samms.

They actually had a horrible children's show called The Hugabug Club.

There have been a few posts about this type of celebrity -- the ones that TPTB in Hollywood decide are going to be sex symbols and star and they shove them down our throats. Even among my hper-horny male friends when we were teenagers in the late 70s/80s, these women (who seem nice enough) were never noticed, talked about, or lusted after. It was all Farrah, Wonder Woman, and Linda Ronstadt (for the sensitive lads).

I took a bus to NYC (alone) to see A Chorus Line when I was 19. I couldn't believe the movie version was so full of nonentities and that Landers woman. Even by 1985 it appeared her sell-by date had come and gone.

Judy's career peak was playing the blonde bimbo butt of jokes on Madame's Place. Her sitcom named was Sara Joy.

What are you people talking about? They were BOTH advice columnists for decades!

There's already been repeated thread after repeated thread on this OP. Why did you find it necessary to come here and start another? Why? Why OP? Can you give us an intelligent, honest answer? Can you? Why would you come here and post this kind of shit yet AGAIN when there have already been so many prior threads on this EXACT same subject. Do you really think this is that damned interesting that it warrants another entire thread to be started? DO YOU??

Why couldn't you have done a search first OP? That would have been the polite thing to do. What you demonstrated was just plain selfishness. You have shown that you don't think about anybody but yourself. It's all about you and your own satisfaction. Next time before you post, do us all a favor and do a search. We don't need another duplicate thread just because of your laziness.

Last I heard they were in Sarasota.

Wasn’t one on the Waylon Flowers and Madam show? Or did I just dream that.