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Rudy Giuliani is looking for a defense attorney

Can anybody recommend one?

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by Anonymousreply 26October 25, 2019 12:01 AM

Desiree DeMornay. She's really good.

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by Anonymousreply 1October 24, 2019 4:46 PM

He has an attorney, if only he would just pick up the phone. . Alan Dershowitz. No doubt in my mind Alan , the Dersh will be happy to do it! Hey, Rudy, call him! They can both fight over who gets to go on TV to discuss the case....

by Anonymousreply 2October 24, 2019 4:46 PM

“Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son". “

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by Anonymousreply 3October 24, 2019 4:50 PM

Avenatti needs some work.

by Anonymousreply 4October 24, 2019 4:53 PM

Maybe he has a cousin named Vinny!

by Anonymousreply 5October 24, 2019 4:56 PM

Oh please oh please oh please

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by Anonymousreply 6October 24, 2019 4:57 PM

He should hire the dude Manafort used.

by Anonymousreply 7October 24, 2019 5:17 PM

R7, too late! He's already representing Igor Fruman.

by Anonymousreply 8October 24, 2019 5:26 PM
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by Anonymousreply 9October 24, 2019 5:33 PM

I'd call Leslie Abramson.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 24, 2019 5:36 PM

Saul Goodman

by Anonymousreply 11October 24, 2019 5:39 PM

Rudy, Oh please listen to that voice and represent yourself. I beg of you!

by Anonymousreply 12October 24, 2019 5:42 PM

I’d do it, but I don’t want to be paid in rubles.

by Anonymousreply 13October 24, 2019 5:47 PM

If it sweetens the pot for you lawyers...Trump will surely pay the lawyer fees for his old pal.

by Anonymousreply 14October 24, 2019 5:55 PM

Jacoby & Meyers has an 800 number, so he can call from a jail payphone!

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by Anonymousreply 15October 24, 2019 5:55 PM

In case things get ahead of his choice...

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by Anonymousreply 16October 24, 2019 5:59 PM

Hey, Rudy! I'm a lawyer! What can I do?

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by Anonymousreply 17October 24, 2019 6:01 PM

What R12 said!

by Anonymousreply 18October 24, 2019 6:02 PM

Larry H. Parker! He will FIGHT for you!

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by Anonymousreply 19October 24, 2019 6:04 PM

Why not Natalya Veselnitskaya?

She hasn't been jailed yet, has she?

by Anonymousreply 20October 24, 2019 6:16 PM

Larry Klayman is probably looking for work.

by Anonymousreply 21October 24, 2019 7:00 PM

Calling Perry Mason!

by Anonymousreply 22October 24, 2019 11:08 PM

He has dialed Nine Eleven repeatedly looking for legal advice. He will settle on any law firm whose address or telephone number includes 9 1 1.

by Anonymousreply 23October 24, 2019 11:52 PM

[quote]Saul Goodman

There are some depths to which even he won't sink.

by Anonymousreply 24October 24, 2019 11:54 PM

Defenseless. FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.

by Anonymousreply 25October 24, 2019 11:59 PM

I truly think Giuliani will go to prison.

by Anonymousreply 26October 25, 2019 12:01 AM
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