Jesse Eisenberg

His ears are upside down.

Are we sure it’s “he” and not “they”? R1

No. He comes across arrogant, a know-it-all and angry. Like the least attractive personality traits you'd want in a potential date.

I’d rather date actual Mark Zuckerburg than this odious little cunt. Get a grip on yourself, OP! x

I found him so dreamy in Cursed.

He's hawt!

I’ve always thought he was sexy, maybe not hot but definitely sexy. There is a certain intensity to him that makes me think he’d be a rough fuck.

I think that's one of the best pictures I've ever seen of him.

He has nice feets

I find him oddly unattractive. Has he stopped doing his woody Allen tics?

I know it's controversial but...insanely hot. I've seen him in person.

I recently was shocked to find out that his sister is the pepsi girl! It would explain that jaded vibe I always got from him

I was standing outside my apartment late one night and I swear I saw him go into the building across the way from me. In fact I'm positive it was him. He quickly googled him and recent pictures had him wearing the same red cap I saw him pass by with. I think he was staying in London Terrace here in NYC, on 24th st., while doing some play here in the city. I was hoping to see him again, but never did. He was carrying a bag from the bodega. Probably some late night terrible dinner after the show.

As he's gotten older his face is more masculine and handsomer.

Terrible food can be the best food.

Fugly with a bad jewfro. Have never enjoyed a performance from him and as sexy as tapioca

He has a nice strong jawline and definitely an intensity to him. I find him sexy too and he’s not typically my type.

He should have won that Oscar for The Social Network

He looks like less of a Jew bag as he’s aged

[quote]He should have won that Oscar for The Social Network

They'd have had to take it back after [italic]Batman v. Superman[/italic] hit theaters.

Am I the only person that appreciated him in BvS? He did something different vs the same old Lex Luther. I liked it.

I prefer David Eigenberg.

David is old as hell now.

r21 Yes, you are the only one

yes you're the only one who finds his aspie ass attractive

Yes, I find him cute, I prefer him with the mop top intact.

He gives me the creeps and he’s a terrible actor. Saw him in person at a convention, nothing special looks wise and his hair is awful.

He’s a nasty pos.

I thought he was gorge in Now You See Me.

He's just a somewhat more attractive and slightly less quirky version of Michael Cera. Other than that there's not much difference between the two.

R29, he looks a bit like country singer George Strait there.

I met him a month or so ago at a show. He's kinda mousy, but cute. He was very polite and seems humble.

I hadn't seen a picture of him lately, if that is a good representation of how he looks now then it looks like the is finally growing into that face.

Oh I see it now, he is much more handsome without that curly mop sitting on top of his head

Some of you seem to dislike him simply because he’s a Jew.

He’s very sexy, now quiet manly. Intense cerebral energy

He’s been keeping the hair short lately, and his face is maturing nicely and he looks more masculine now that he’s older.

It’s a good look.

The Art of Self-Defense is a great, dark comedy.

I think he got a lot of backlash for that interview where he got snippy with the interviewer and that's why he tries to act more humble.

OP, if you like neanderthal midgets who suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

I get psychopath vibes from him

I would suck his dick six ways from Sunday.

[quote] I think he got a lot of backlash for that interview where he got snippy with the interviewer

Link please.

THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE was fabulous but ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP was disappointingly bad.

Loved him in Arrested Development!

A cutie

Like you all wouldn’t fuck him

Remember that interview where he was so nasty he made the girl cry?

He’s also a massive supporter of Woody Allen.

[quote] Remember that interview where he was so nasty he made the girl cry?

Link please.

I like Woody Allen films too.

There’s a difference between liking Woody’s films and supporting him.

Who cares? Life is short.

i think his fantastic

His fantastic what, R52?

everything about him

I think he is HOT. Idk why

How come Jews look white when they pretty much marry their own kind? Shouldn't they look like Arabs since they are both Semitic?

I love Jesse just because he's a great refrence point when I bring up someone being handsome but not hot. He's one of those people that looks good but has zero sex appeal.

Are you really that stupid, r57?

He is on the autism spectrum. He has openly talked about it. So give him a break. I've been around him in person and it's very obvious.

He’s not autistic

He's artistic.

He showed his ass in Cursed (2005) but I don’t know if it was a double or him.

Is he an art-fag?

I also find him attractive, OP. He has grown into his looks well.