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Let's be DataLounge crayons

I'm the fight over "flesh" color

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by Anonymousreply 60October 23, 2019 7:09 AM

I'm "Golden GirlsⒸ" gold

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2019 4:53 AM

I’m the sad eight retired crayons. We miss you Maize, the Pilgrims called you Corn!

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by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2019 5:02 AM

I’m the box of 16 crayons that my cheapo family always buy me. I want the 64 crayon box, damnit!

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2019 5:04 AM

I'm the "Anal Bleach 1" crayon. There are 5 shades, graduating from light to dark.

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2019 5:10 AM

I’m the weird multicolored rainbow gay crayon stick.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2019 5:18 AM

I’m the Razzamatazz color, often known as the cray-cray-on.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2019 5:22 AM

I am the crafts made from melted crayons by fraus. I tell "my gays" how to make me in excruciating detail and post a tutorial on YouTube.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2019 5:26 AM

OMG, flashback!

I’m the old fashioned household steam radiators. The kids put crayons on me so that they melt and create “art”. There is no way to stop the kids from doing this, so the parents just give up.

The kids use the left over crayons to fill in parts of the artwork in the living room and master bedroom. They look much better with some highlights. It’s 50 years later and my eldest sister is still talking about this one. I just heard about it, again, just three weeks ago..

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2019 5:31 AM

I’m the Mahogany crayon, baby! The men love me, the women love me, the children love me.

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2019 5:31 AM

I'm Dandelion, a sunny, fresh faced new color given the big push in 1990 along with Vivid Tangerine, Jungle Green, Cerulean, Fuschia, Teal Blue, Royal Purple and Wild Strawberry.

But the public never embraced me, and I was fired before I was even 30. They groomed some bitch called Bluetiful to take my place.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2019 5:53 AM

I’m the white adjacent crayon. No one publicly wants to acknowledge me or desire me, but in secret they use me to make their pale blank pages more vibrant and interesting. I’m secretly loved and admired.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2019 6:09 AM

Hung honey color

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2019 6:17 AM

I'm the tacky nailpolish for mini whores in training.

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by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2019 6:18 AM

Creamy Cum Color

by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2019 6:19 AM

I’m the coloring book with page after page of caftans ready to be blushed.

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2019 6:25 AM

R13 = Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2019 6:25 AM

I'm Jungle Red!

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2019 6:28 AM

I'm Burnt Sienna. I'm protesting the inclusion of "Flesh" in the 64-Pack. Flesh must resign and a crayon of color must take its place.

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by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2019 6:31 AM

I’m penis pink

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2019 6:49 AM

I'm the melted crayons that your mom covered in wine bottles while pretending to be crafty but was really just hiding the evidence of her addiction in colorful wax.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2019 6:51 AM

Now that we have Truvada, can we go back to Raw Umber?

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2019 6:53 AM

We're Black, Brown and Tan. We're tired of sitting in the back of the box while all the fruity tutti colors get seated front and center.

Dark Crayons Matter!

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by Anonymousreply 22October 22, 2019 7:36 AM

I'm the Scarlet crayon a child has left in the pocket of his tan shorts. I'm about to go into the washing machine with a bunch of white sheets and towels. My owner will be in big trouble.

by Anonymousreply 23October 22, 2019 9:45 AM

I'm the Scarlet crayon a child has left in the pocket of his tan shorts. I'm about to go into the washing machine with a bunch of white sheets and towels. My owner will be in big trouble.

by Anonymousreply 24October 22, 2019 9:45 AM

Mmmffl. Mmffll. Mmmffl

[barely discernible cries of crayons stuck up the ass of adventurous bottom]

by Anonymousreply 25October 22, 2019 9:51 AM

We're the filthy old nubs of family-restaurant fame. We harbor a variety of childhood illnesses from the dirty brats who chew and slobber all over us before we're delivered to the next table. Round and round we go, whispering in Jax'xynne's ear that Mahogany (deadname: E. coligany) tastes just like chocolate.

Our Datalounge Crayon cousins, stuck-up cunts one and all, avert their eyes and say, "we don't know her." The truth will come out one day, don't you worry.

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by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2019 10:36 AM

I’m cornflower blue.

by Anonymousreply 27October 22, 2019 11:27 AM

I’m the exceptional blue green. If you’re even thinking of confusing me with the vastly inferior (and obviously retired GREEN BLUE), you can just die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 28October 22, 2019 11:35 AM

I am Crayola Silly Scents! Sketch and sniff with:

•Cheryl's Pussy

•Musky Taint

•Feets

•Rinsed Pasta

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by Anonymousreply 29October 22, 2019 11:40 AM

I'm red violet. I miss blue violet.

by Anonymousreply 30October 22, 2019 12:05 PM

I'm the smell that emerges every time the station wagon is in the sun too long and the usually-hardened crayon residue from YOUR crayons that YOUR SISTER left in side pockets in the back seat two years ago in July liquify once again.

by Anonymousreply 31October 22, 2019 12:23 PM

I’m the multicolored poop my dad had to scoop up in the backyard after my dog binged on our crayons.

by Anonymousreply 32October 22, 2019 12:42 PM

I’m blue.

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 33October 22, 2019 1:02 PM

I’m blue.

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 34October 22, 2019 1:02 PM

I’m the built-in sharpener.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 22, 2019 1:25 PM

I’m the foyer wall. I used to be white. Used to be.

by Anonymousreply 36October 22, 2019 2:21 PM

I'm Magenta or, as my mild dyslexis ass read it, MAGNETA. I was always trying to pick up metal tacks with it. Yes, I'm stupid.

by Anonymousreply 37October 22, 2019 2:31 PM

R37, do you know the Wolferine?

by Anonymousreply 38October 22, 2019 3:25 PM

I'm the Crayola string of Christmas lights. Ten colors! Magenta! Dark purple! Chartreuse!

Half of me stopped working 5 years ago. My owner haunts the internet searching for me.

by Anonymousreply 39October 22, 2019 3:57 PM

I'm nacreous pearl. I covered an entire floor back in the good ol' days.

by Anonymousreply 40October 22, 2019 4:02 PM

I am the metallic colors that seem so full of shiny potential: Gold! Silver! Bronze!

When you color with me, you just end up suffused with disappointment because I just look brownish, grayish and another shade of brownish.

by Anonymousreply 41October 22, 2019 4:40 PM

What’s a crayon? Can you eat it?

by Anonymousreply 42October 22, 2019 4:41 PM

R41, are you the Christmas Moose?

by Anonymousreply 43October 22, 2019 4:48 PM

I'm the soap crayon my best friend's sister shoved up her twat when she was 5. It had to be removed at the hospital.

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by Anonymousreply 44October 22, 2019 4:53 PM

I am a shudder - -

by Anonymousreply 45October 22, 2019 6:02 PM

OMG, Gays!! I just figured out that I can make amaaaze crayon wallpaper with your AWG crayon! This is the game changer I’ve needed to disrupt the stay-at-home moms’ wallcraft space!! I’ve been dosing Dakoduh with Sominex since Sunday morning and I’ve only got two rooms to go — well, if you consider the garage and attic “rooms,” LOLOLOL!

I’m going to be on Pinterest, Gays!!! Yay me! Yay Ritalin! Yay crayons!

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by Anonymousreply 46October 22, 2019 7:40 PM

That actually looks really pretty - very Colefax & Fowler / Cowtan & Tout

by Anonymousreply 47October 22, 2019 8:28 PM

I’m the trendy restaurants in the 1990s, I think it was, who would cover their dining tables with crepe paper and leave crayons on them for adults to scribble with while waiting for the waiter. I was very popular for a few years.

by Anonymousreply 48October 22, 2019 8:33 PM

R43, I can assure you that R41 is not the Christmas Moose, because he and I were at Panera at the time of that post. I did buy him a box of crayons after lunch, though. I’m pretty sure he’s just going to eat them all before the end of the day. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 49October 22, 2019 8:36 PM

I’m Hallmark and I’ve owned Crayola since 1984. So why are there no crayon shows on the a Hallmark Channel?

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by Anonymousreply 50October 22, 2019 9:55 PM

I'm Blue No. 655, Gap's copyrighted color!

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by Anonymousreply 51October 22, 2019 10:40 PM

You can’t copyright a color.

by Anonymousreply 52October 22, 2019 10:44 PM

Sorry, Gap's trademarked color, which it definitely is.

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by Anonymousreply 53October 22, 2019 10:58 PM

If Gap has trademarked its blue, the protection would be limited to advertising clothing stores. We could still have a crayon.

by Anonymousreply 54October 22, 2019 11:12 PM

I'm new Datalounge crayon Grease Fire Orange.

by Anonymousreply 55October 23, 2019 12:01 AM

I'm poor kid crayons

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by Anonymousreply 56October 23, 2019 1:01 AM

Darfur Orphan at R42, of course you can eat crayons!

by Anonymousreply 57October 23, 2019 1:41 AM

I’m the new crayon smell you get when you open a new box.

by Anonymousreply 58October 23, 2019 2:04 AM

R54 Don’t give them any ideas, a sponsored box of crayon colors.

by Anonymousreply 59October 23, 2019 2:18 AM

R56, even the box is sad. More proof that it sucks to be poor.

by Anonymousreply 60October 23, 2019 7:09 AM
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