Dennis Quaid, 65, confirms engagement to Laura Savoie, 26

I'm sure the fourth time will be the charm.

Necrophilia.

Eeewwww

She looks like his damn daughter. If he did not have money, trust me he would be with someone like Cheryl. Dennis is a hot mess.

Gross... like dating your grandfather... Dennis she wants dat money. No other reason a 26 y.o. is gonna want a 65 y.o. man.

I really thought he’d age better.

PJ Soles had him at his hottest.

this is when you know someone is going senile.

I bet he's getting that old man smell. And did he get cheek implants? Christ, you think Meg would've taught him that lesson.

He looks absolutely demonic.

She's younger than his son. I genuinely don't get it, especially after his mess of a 3rd marriage. She's already fucking you. Why give her a legal right to your shit?

Why she's a right pretty girl. He, however, looks like a fucking idiot.

All best to the couple (eye roll). His family must be going berserk.

My friend's father owns a company that manufactures airplane parts. After his 4th divorce, he swore he was never getting married again. Her newest stepmother is 5 years younger than she is, and her mother and siblings live with the happy couple and their new toddlers (who are younger than his grandchildren)

No fool like an old fool. He looks pretty good for his age,but I bet his body is all wrinkled and spongy.

She'll be pregnant in 3,2...

Well, that's gross.

This reminds me of Alec Baldwin’s wife. They already have almost five children. She looks like his grand daughter. Gross

Dennis looks good.

R18 I was just coming on here to tell R16 that I hope she gives that slag married to Baldwin a run for her money.

He looks puffy and dazed, and she has the cold, empty eyes of a sociopath.

Congratulations to the lucky couple!

[quote]Savoie previously dated Jeremy Piven.

Downgrade? Upgrade? Anyone?

When she's 40, he'll be a spry 79. The age gap won't seem as big.

Of course, he'll have dumped her for other 26 year-olds by then.

26 year old my ass.

She looks at least 36.

Each and every one of us would salivate and drop to our knees if he merely looked in our direction and you know it

What happened to his face?

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Yeah. Twenty years ago R25. Now he looks like that goofy neighbor that never moved out of his parent's house.

I think his face looks perfectly fine.

R27 while gold diggers can and have done far worse, it's all about the Benjamins. If I were a rich straight man, I'd get a secret vasectomy and certainly wouldn't get married.

R30, most straight men can’t function wo a woman “babying” them like their mothers once did. Even hired help can’t do that.

It's a good thing she looks a bit rough for a 26-year old. They'd look even creepier together if she looked younger.

There’s no fool like an old fool. P

He looks pretty fit in those ridiculous insurance commercials, but probably still has messy bms

If she’s 26, so am I.

(I’m not, haha)

How vulgar.

You only fuck whores, you never marry them.

Oh lord. Gross.

Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole, you're so outrageous!

WTF Dennis? That ain't right. You're old enough to be her grandfather. I don't care if you're still a snack, you just don't do that.

And Laura - get used to getting the side-eye from EVERYONE in the room.

Don't get upset if we clutch our purses or check for our wallets as you walk by.

WTF is going on with Dennis Quaid's face in OP's pic? It's Halloween level of scary.

I would have to stare at this photo and pretend this is who is really fucking me.

"Dennis Quaid is off the market."

"off the market," my Aunt Fanny. Wasn't nobody shopping for *that*.

Did you hear that sound? It's his kids crying about their inheritance getting pissed away.

R44 Yep. My dad married a gold digger (who thankfully was more age appropriate). It is tough to see the inheritance going down the toilet.

His cheeks looks ridiculous. Like the Massimo special. Yikes!

He's off the market because he's pass his expiration date.

Damn! He's turned into claymation!

And he just got divorced from his 3rd marriage last year. Slow down Dennis! Take some time off - play the field.

I have to wonder if a bit of crazy runs in the family - God knows his brother turned into a loon.

Genetics are so weird. Dennis was such a hot piece of ass back in the day, but his brother Randy has always been a fat, gross troll.

His body still looks great.

I predict that this will end in tears

He must be nuts.

She looks like Holly Madison.

You never know when your true love is just around the corner.

Sometimes you must wait for them to be born, to grow up, and to turn that corner.

Dennis is a very, very patient man.

Smart girl that Laura. She’ll get to collect his Social Security survivor’s benefits.

Until then, I hope she likes eating dinner at 4:30pm

Dennis and Meg would make a beautiful couple.

Separated at birth.

another oldie failing to come to terms with aging.

Cheek implants, yes. Like Mossimo Giannulli, husband of Lori Loughlin, currently fighting charges in the "Varsity Blues" indictments.

He and Simon Cowell are now Doppelgaenger.

His kids must be so embarrassed to see him carrying on like this. Marriage number three is barely cold and he is already jumping into 4 with someone younger than them.

What an utter cliche and a joke.

Well, she'll earn every penny, that's for sure.

Seeing how society judges gay men , you would think people here would be less judgmental and ageist about this relationship. You realize most of the world views two men Together as much weirder and objectionable than intergenerational relationships?

Really r64? That's what you got?

There are backward countries out there are are still very homophobic, so you aren't allowed to bitch about Quaid between a twat as he chases a 20-something in marriage number 4.

Girl, try again.

An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.

The doctor looks him over and says, "Arnold, you seem completely healthy but I must tell you one thing."

"What's that, Doc?" asks the millionaire.

"At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care it could be really deadly," the doctor replies.

Arnold thinks for a minute and then says, "Oh, what the hell - If she dies, she dies."

As seen on Twitter:

“A 39-year-old Dennis Quaid sits outside a hospital’s nursery, he’s approached by a new father, “Which one is yours?”

Dennis points at an adorable newborn, “In 26 years, that one.”

That old goat has one bloated cranium. The girl looks like a sociopath. I feel bad for the people that have to pretend to be happy for them.

Straight me are such fools. A young pussy can take everything from these idiots.

I think it’s tremendous!

Yep r31. Many straight men can't function without a woman in their life taking care of them.

It's not just about fucking some pussy, he wouldn't need to get married to for that, it is about having that person to deal with your shit.

I’m sure she’ll put her accounting degrees to good use working out the prenup.

I'm sure it's true love. Uh-huh.

Is she younger than Jack? Bet he's thrilled.

Jack Quaid is 27, so yep, he is a year older than Daddy's latest wife.

He's 65 , he still smokes and only gave up coke when he was in his 50s. She won't have to wait long for the payout.

This US Weekly article says that she was once linked to Jeremy Piven.

It won’t last. What a joke! Hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

Neither one can possibly be under the impression that "this is it," can they? It's not just the 40 year age difference. It's also his fourth fucking marriage.

I don't get it. What's the point?

Exactly R78. Enjoy the young snatch, but don't give her a legal right to your property. He and wife #3 went back on forth on divorce 3 times, IIRC.

R76, so she’s an (was a) escort?

If a person marries for a third time, you begin to suspect something isn't right about them. If they marry for a fourth time, you know there's something seriously "off" about them.

I think she'll want to get pregnant...seal the deal, so-to-speak.

It's either the money or Dennis has an elephant trunk for a dick.

Does he have golfball implants in his cheeks?

Holy shit. Mossimo and Louglin look like twins. Gross

Try granddaughter, R4.

When your life turns into an SNL skit.

May-December doesn't bother me that much, but this is May-Nuclear Winter.

I look forward to hearing the sordid series of elder abuse stories featuring step mommy dearest

He looks like he went to the same plastic surgeon as Meg.

She was obviously on the prowl for a celebrity if she dated Piven before. Anyone would've done.

R91 please do not bring me into this messed up equation. I look fabulous.

So he broke up with the slut that he had twins with? Didn't the twins nearly die or something when they were born.

[quote]It won’t last. What a joke! Hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

Of course she's getting pregnant, don't be silly.

She’s getting pregnant in about fifteen minutes from now.

[Quote] You never know when your true love is just around the corner. Sometimes you must wait for them to be born, to grow up, and to turn that corner. Dennis is a very, very patient man.

Dennis doesn't know a grifter when he sees one. He's truly pathetic.

How does this student in Texas come across celebrities like Piven and Quaid?? Hmmm

why get married? what's the point of it all...

i agree if a man gets married more then twice something must be "off" with him..

i personally know of a guy in his mid 50's who been married 3 times, the 2nd marriage the wife was 10 years younger then him, the 3rd wife is 13 years younger then him.. but what is really odd about this 3rd marriage is not only did he marry this 3rd young wife literally like only a year after his 2nd divorce, when one would think "okay, i need to think about getting married long and hard again!", but the 3rd wife was married and divorced only 8 months beforehand! so she must be "kooky" too. i mean who after a divorce is even THINKING about getting another marriage and in the span of 8 months, starts dating, gets engaged and then marriage again?! to a guy whose already had 2 divorces?

i guess these 2 are pathetic and that they NEED someone 24/7?... will see how long this marriage lasts..

Cheeks!

How dare you!

That was meant for R81 ☝️

[quote]Typically millennial, Savoie was in the middle of snapping a selfie with Quaid when he pulled out the ring.

Romantic!

I think the situation is, they’re cheating on number 2 with number 3, R100, and very certain that “number 3 and I will finally be happy!”

I hope his wig doesn't fly off while he's busy impregnating his new wife...

That's the question r99.

How on earth does she even move in the same social circles as these celebrities? The obvious answer: escorting.

Giannulli at R60 looks like a ball-sack is stuck to his face.

What's her end game here. He's only going to get older. How much money could he still have. With all the divorces, movie career essentially over. He's doing commercials now but that won't last. He's not A list so no award ceremonies or anything. What's really in it for her. She was better off going after his son. At least he stars in a hit series.

The males here need to get over this "she must want him because he has a huge dick". 99% of women DO NOT CARE about his dick. Haven't you noticed that women aren't out trying to score a fuck every 20 minutes like the rest of you.

she wants his money. she knows if she can hold out he will die long before her and she will be set for the rest of her life. It's just a job that she has to do for a little while.

[R107] She was probably one of those sugar babies. She doesn’t look very sweet. She is the wax lips of the candy world. I remember being so disappointed trying to eat those things! Candy cigarettes were a lot better.

He's 65, not 85. If she's waiting for him to die, she's going to be waiting a long time.

He needs someone to take care of him in his old age or other wise known as tomorrow.

r112 she may help him

and 65 is a lot older than 26. After 65 all days are just luck

Hopefully the kid can kill two birds with one stone on Sundays and visit with Dad and Grandad in the same home.

Serious replies only. What does a 65-year-old cock and balls look like?

R112. She’s 26, not 46. She’s got plenty of time to wait for him to die and spend his money in the meantime.

What is with these breeder guys? Just date, for fucks sake. They love losing their money, even when it's a third of what it used to be.

PhDeath

R105, i forgot to mention wifey #3 whose 13 years younger then him, you know the one whose got a divorce ONLY 8 months before marrying this mid 50's already married twice guy? the reason why she got a divorce from her husband? HE COMMITTED SUICIDE! SO it's even worse! what kind of woman has a husband who commits suicide (don't know why) and within 8 months of this, decides to start dating, then gets engaged and then gets married in 8 months time??!! and to a man whose already been married twice, the man who himself just got out of a marriage only a year before..

perhaps they were screwing around on their respective spouses and this is why the husband killed himself and the wife and this guy got divorced and he remarried this widow 8 months after her husband's suicide?...

yeah, good luck on this being a long term marriage!

She’s an escort. Also has implants and that’s most likely how she paid for them. She knows exactly what she’s doing. Piven always has to pay for it no matter what.

If he's smart, which LOL NO, he got a vasectomy after his 3rd divorce and hasn't told anyone.

I think he really should've left the cheeks alone and got the snip-snip.

Also, anyone who has willingly been with Jeremy Piven should automatically be disqualified as a marriage partner.

[quote]He's 65, not 85. If she's waiting for him to die, she's going to be waiting a long time.

He still smokes. He only quit drinking and doing coke about a decade ago. Tick tock.

It's not as easy being a gold-digging whore as it used to be. In the good old days, the whore could diaper the baby, diaper the husband, put then BOTH tobed,and then get busy with the pool boy. In these days of biafra and cialis, these crypt keeper- like gramp..I mean HUSBANDS want to get frisky, and can do just that due to pharmacological "support".

Yet another man who can’t accept he is old.

Ms. Savoie is chomping mega doses of Clomid as we speak.

Expect twins (non identical, like Angie's Clomid twins) in 9 months.

R118, if she’s 26, I’ll eat my hat.

Strange

One article I read said Piven wanted sex four or five times a day, and he still cheated on her. Dennis is fine with every other day, and odds are that he will cheat on her too.

Well, on the plus side, it could have been Randy Quaid.

Shitter's full!

As if any golddigger would give Randy a second look...or a first look

Randy’s cute.

Well there's always his brother.

This marriage won’t last. He just wants companionship and she just wants the money and notoriety. They both silly.

Interrupting the engagement discussion to note that Quaid is in Hawaii filming Midway. DL favs Patrick Wilson and Nick Jonas are also in the film.

Carry on.

According to US weekly, she did her Masters degree at Notre Dame. And she was valedictorian at Pepperdine before that!

With those credentials and that face/body, why isn’t she marrying some hot young guy from Silicon Valley or Wall Street? She can’t do better than Quaid?

That face is overfilled and looks bizarre between chin and cheeks. YIKES!

His next wife will be fourteen.

Nothing wrong with that R141.

What is it with these guys, fear of being alone? They can get all the NSA sex they want until their 80s by saying I was in such and such movie. Chicks are whores for anyone who's ever been filmed.

A guy in his 60s who I follow on Twitter went OFF about this, "why do women criticize a guy like this but never criticize a woman, huh?" A friend of mine asked him to name one celebrity woman in her 60s who was marrying a 20-something guy and the old fellow blocked him.

Honestly I couldn't think of any woman except Madonna but she's just paying for arm candy, not marrying them.

[quote]the reason why she got a divorce from her husband? HE COMMITTED SUICIDE!

Divorce would be overkill, n'est-ce pas?

I wouldn't shade him if he was just dating them R144 but marrying them is shockingly stupid.

Susan Sarandon goes for very young guys.

My latest gentleman caller is 78. Who are you to judge?

Get that D girl, R148!

That is not a marriage, that is an escorting contract.

[quote]r5 Dennis, she wants dat money. No other reason a 26 y.o. is gonna want a 65 y.o. man.

He just wants her perky, youthful tits ... no other reason a 65 y.o. is gonna want a 26 y.o. girl. What would they possibly have in common?

So it seems like a fair trade.

I could understand hooking up with an hot elder daddy like Jeff Goldblum, Stellan Skarsgard or Patrick Stewart , but not plastic surgery victim Dennis Quaid. Even gold diggers should have some standards.

Tony Randall married a theater intern 50 yrs younger than he and they lasted about 9 years until his death at 84.

And he even knocked her up, R153.

Tony Randal is [italic]not a fag.[/italic]

And I'm the dame who came prove it.

"... engaged to 26-year-old Laura Savoie..."

She isn't a day younger than 42.

Has Meg Ryan commented on this turn of events?

You guys remember the is s/he gay site? That was the first gay gossip site I read in the late 90s and, for the longest time, I thought Dennis was gay because they said he and Meg Ryan were bearding. Mind you, gay gossip was much more reliable back then because actual insiders were posting.

They also said Bruce Willis once had sex with Michael J. Fox in a limo, Matt Dillon was into gay one-night-stands he picked up in the streets and bars of New York, Mike Piazza had bi affairs, Keanu Reeves had secretly married David Geffen and, of course, the usual Tom Cruise and John Travolta Scientology inspired stuff. I miss gossip.

R153 "..than HIM“

Than me. Than her. Than them.

Thanks, R153, for the grammar lesson.

Err R159. I'm an idiot.

r131 if The Piv can get it up more that once a year, I'm a monkey's uncle.