Madonnas son Rocco Ritchie is serving us vintage looks and I’m in love

Natty, for sure, but I'm not keen on the pleats, though the cut is very 1940s.

Cute.

But like his dad, he has the kind of looks that peak early and don't age well. Guy Ritchie is a middle-aged potato now, but he was hot for a short while.

Rocco is pretty short, isn't he?

He looks like a WW II RAF pilot who is going to a gay bar to bottom for the afternoon.

[quote] Guy Ritchie is a middle-aged potato now, but he was hot for a short while.

He still looks more like a stud rather than a spud to me!

But he betrays his peasant roots with ugly shoes.

Madge is like 5' 1" so he's a shorty.

Sorry. That says "spud" quite clearly to me, R4.

RAF? Rocco could not look more Italian.

I like it.

And, it's paradoxical, but true: to successfully pull this off this "old school" look, you have to be 25 or younger. Anyone older would look ridiculous.

The hairdo is what makes this work.

How's the sausage developing?

He’s 19. The sausage is developed.

At least the acne finally cleared up up, but damn, those lines on his forehead are terrible for only 19!

Oh, and I had to laugh at him being an “art student” just like every other celebrity kid. I’ll be impressed when a celeb kid is a STEM major and actually has to have a brain.

^Angelina's kid is allegedly studying chemistry at school.

R12 Really? That’s good to know!

And I never said STEM was the end all be all, but you do actually have to have a brain. ANYBODY can be an “art student”

What do you expect? His mother got her start imitating Marilyn Monroe. I would be impressed if he was NOT vintage but created a brand new style.

Cleaned up and with a decent hair cut, he looks pretty good.

He isn't fat, but does look a bit soft - like Niall Horan.

Wasn't he 19, like, 3 years ago?

He's cute, but he looks like he has ptosis of the eyelids. The forehead wrinkles are likely from habitually raising his eyebrows to compensate.

Rocco is not very pretty/

Surprising, considering that the father is VERY pretty.

Not hot

He's cute. The dad's not bad either.

It looks like he’s started showering.

He reminds me of Sam Smith circa 2014.

I think he's really grown into his looks, after an awkward adolescence.

He's got that Donald Trump Jr. no chin thing going on. No thanks.

R14, I got my start imitating Marilyn? Did MM ever look like this?

Those cigarettes will be covered in wax, ewww.

[quote]the young star had paired his look with a shirt and matching tie

Star?

[quote]but he looks like he has ptosis of the eyelids.

He can borrow Madge's eye patch.

R13 Angelina's adopted kid also happens to be Asian.

R9 - judging from this pic his buddy snapped when they were changing after a futbol game, he is developing just fine. In fact, MORE than fine!

R30 = Madonna

If he's going for "Peaky Blinders" chic, then he's off by a couple of decades.

he fancies himself very posh with his British accent, doesn’t he? Like one of Paltrow’s kids.

[quote]he fancies himself very posh with his British accent, doesn’t he? Like one of Paltrow’s kids.

He didn't have an accent when he appeared on Ellen years ago (at the 1:23 mark).

Both of Madge’s bio kids are butterfaces.

I wonder if he's downloaded Madame X on his phone?

He's probably trying to do a sex hookup with Prince Harry.

Lola isn't a butterface. She's quite attractive, although she doesn't seem to place a lot of emphasis on being conventionally pretty (although, she could if she wanted to).

wow, he's changed a lot! I approve the new hairstyle.

Everyone has an accent.

Madonna thinks she's so great, taking a bunch of black children and giving them a white education

Is he 4 feet 6 inches tall?

R41 - actually that is pretty great. She gave those black kids a life. If not for Madonna, they would be shitting in the woods surrounded by swarming flys. Now they shot on heated toilet seats that spray water up your rosebud.

Why is race all you people care about?

When DL was snarking on about what an ugly kid he was, I didn't agree. His grooming and styling were poor. Speaking of poor, Rocco is going to inherit a colossal fortune. Unless Madonna pulls some bullshit or goes insane and leaves it to Kabbalah quacks. He's got a cute old fashioned pre WWII face. He'll be a handsome stout masculine 40 yo multimillionaire man. Unless he gets into drinking or boxing.

Meh. At 40, he has Bloated Carbface written all over him.

Looks like a mouth-breathing chav, just like Guy. WTF is going on with his neck?

He looks at least 1/2 italian to me. I see Madonna's brothers in him as much as Guy's eyes.

Thank god he has no physical resemblance to M. But he’s very short.

Guy, back when he was a cute guy.

Guy is still a hot man. Rocco looks better than he did,but hes ugly and always will be. hes got Guys head and Madonnas chin,not a good combo.

Someone buy him a neck already!

Gee, that doesn't look planned at all. I'm sure the paps just happened to be there.

He looks like a poor relation to his father. What is he, about 4'3"?

I want more Lourdes!

Lourdes is a dog. The adopted kids look better than the bio ones.

i bet you pedos had calendars marking down the date until he turned 18 huh

R55, not even they are interested in him. Madonna is the only one who was talking about his cock when he was 15.

Reminds me of Tom Hardy in Inception

Yuk, Mr Potato-head's got 2 Witchetty Grubs in his ears.

He looks good to me. He's minding his own business in life. Not just anybody can be an art student. If you are an applied arts student, the proof is in the pudding. You create something for others to observe and critique. If you get a university degree in art, you're still taking a certain amount of mandatory classes (science, math, English, foreign language, etc.).

[quote]Guy is still a hot man.

Hell no. Guy was always ugly as fuck. He’s one of those people who just looks dumb with that blank facial expression.

Her children are repulsive looking.

[quote] He looks good to me. He's minding his own business in life. Not just anybody can be an art student.

When your parents are rich you can be whatever you want. Get a look at no-talent Brooklyn Beckham.

I was especially glad when he turned 18. The fact that he’s short, blonde, and fair skinned makes him super sexy and extra young-looking. Legal sweet young ass and cocklet 😋

"miya husibind is derecktoor GAI richie!"

r44 folks are tribal. even birds have very distinct and picky mating traits. get over it hon.

I don’t care if he’s 19, hell I’d fuck him. You can’t say you wouldn’t fuck him. Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I find him. I’ll go and fuck him. Fuck him right in his bussy.

He doesn't have ptosis, R17; that's ridiculous. Look at other photos of him. And R30 there's no way that's him. For one, that person is uncircumcised and it's fairly well known that Madonna forced Guy to be snipped before she'd marry him, so it only follows that, being a Kabbalist, she would circumcise her male children. Plus, the room in that photo is awful. None of Richie's friends would be that poor.

He looks like the village idiot.

SoHo in London, not NYC morons

Greaseball

The only “soho” that matters is in NYC. Fuck London.

No doubt he’ll be a “fashion designer” like all the other celeb kids.

I love London. The nightlife is like no other city.

R73 - you obviously haven’t been to Berlin

R67 Madge has an aversion to uncut dick? Sheesh her dating and mating history would not suggest that was an issue.

Is he too poor to take a cab? Or an Uber at least?

R11, most celebrities are not very bright. Therefore, the gene pool for creating a STEM student is very shallow.

Not to my taste . Rather ugly nose and poorly developed mouth.

One can study STEM with average intelligence.

I think he has a nicely formed mouth - like a little bow.

Love the hair cut. He's cute.

Where I live, the average high school grade for getting into engineering or science is in the low nineties. There aren’t too many students if average intelligence with those marks.

I’d like him for a fuck buddy, but I think he would have too many issues growing up with a whore for a mother. He must have seen all the random dick she was getting, along with that black freak Dennis Rodman. He’s gonna be one messed up young man.

Maybe the USA is going about STEM the wrong way. It includes tech and engineering and Europe is filled with technology and engineering trade schools that are now Bachelor and Master granting universities. Maths can be a challenge, yes, but there are plenty of engineering and tech degrees that are suitable for average intelligence. I'm not saying dumb, but one doesn't need to be a total brainiac, headed to MIT, or EPFZ in Zurich, to study STEM.

Rocco seemed to calm down once he got away from his mother and went to live with Dad. Guy seems to have a fairly normal second marriage, and I bet he doesn't hyper control his kids' lives like Madge does.

Good thing he didn't take after ol' Silvio Ciccone.

How come the black children look normal and the white one is fucked up?

He has all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside. x

R55 R63 Nobody had to wait until he was 18, he lives in the UK where the age of consent is 16.

[Quote] How come the black children look normal and the white one is fucked up?

Because they know and appreciate that they've got a good gig.

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Is that 19 in Madonna years?

He looks a young Nathan Lane.

Is part of his head shaved or is that a massive tumor on one side?

r90

Yes, some DON'T know when they have it good and to just sit back and enjoy the ride

He's cute now, but he needs to stay away from all alcohol and carbs. He already has a "beefy" face. If he isn't strict with his diet, that face is going to blow up like a Macy's Parade balloon.

There was never a young looking Nathan Lane even for Nathan Lane.

Is that his bro David at R91? They're both beautifully dressed there. Saville Row tailoring really puts the US to shame.

Rocco looks even teenier there than I thought. And no, he has no neck to speak of.

How tall is Lourdes? According to Madge's brother and others, Madge has always had a lifelong hangup about how short and stumpy she is. I wonder if she makes her biological children feel bad about it.

I'm taller than Patty Lapone!

Poor Nathan Lane.

Yes, he was once young.... but never fair.

[quote]If not for Madonna, they would be shitting in the woods surrounded by swarming flys.

Ah yes, the many wooded plains of Africa...

[quote]Where I live, the average high school grade for getting into engineering or science is in the low nineties. There aren’t too many students if average intelligence with those marks.

My client entered high school this year, enrolled in the engineering and biomedical magnet. Half the kids would amaze me if they could even tie their own shoelaces. Getting into a high school STEAM (the A is for arts) program isn't always difficult- a lot of these kids were placef in it by their delusional parents and the district will pass them, despite their substandard academic performances. Getting into and making it through a college STEM/STEAM program is whole other matter.

R98, No, that is not David Banda. David has darker complexion and has grown into a handsome man with sartorial style.

Someone on DL blew Nathan Lane once so he had no trouble getting premium tail.

[quote]David has darker complexion and has grown into a handsome man with sartorial style.

And Madonna turned him gay. You can just see that he's thinking, "Gurl, let's vogue, vogue, vogue."

Everyone looks good at. 19

R104, okay, so you really think mamas turn their little boys gay?

[quote]okay, so you really think mamas turn their little boys gay?

I think they can, yes. I'm not saying that every gay man is the product of what their mothers make them, but I can believe that mothers (and fathers and anyone other human) can change the psychological makeup of a person, which includes sexuality.

[quote]One can study STEM with average intelligence.

Yeah, tell that to Lori and Felicity.

More and more liberal arts BA students now go to community college instead of grad school and get an AAS (associates in applied science).

[quote]Someone on DL blew Nathan Lane once so he had no trouble getting premium tail.

So, who was the "premium" tail in that scenario? Nathan? The DLer? Choose your answer wisely.

He’s hot and rich AF! I wanna have his assbabies!

The old crone is worth about $590 million, according to the latest estimates.

But it all gets split 6 ways now, so there's that. The four of us were sitting pretty until the effin' twins arrived. Or as I think of them, "Cousin Oliver."

Plus, Madge has been getting injections: sheep placenta, or the blood of newborns, or some shit. So she could live forever at this rate.

Feh.

Her bio children must be pissed she adopted those others. But knowing her, she’ll probably leave nothing to any of them.

R113

Lola has a tattoo of her sister Mercy.

I do not think that she is pissed.

Madonna is EXACTLY the type to leave her kids small trust funds and expect them to otherwise make it on their own. As long as she raised them with that idea in mind and paid for a good education, that's not the worst idea in the world. Inherited wealth kills ambition and creativity.

Rocco might get something from Guy, but Guy has a bunch of kids with the new wife, so that will also be split multiple ways.

Madonna decided to go and buy some decent looking black kids. Judging from the looks of her crotch fruit, she made the right decision.

While he doesn't seem as bad as the loathsome Beckham kid, he does look like a douche. He comes by it honestly, but still...he's got a very punchable face.

[quote]Rocco might get something from Guy, but Guy has a bunch of kids with the new wife, so that will also be split multiple ways.

Guy considers David his son, too. David was at Guy's wedding and there's been pictures of David with him in London. I can see him leaving something to David.

David at The Lion King premiere with Guy and his family.

Did Guy adopt David? Because then he is his child.

Rocco and Maluma are fuck buddies. But which one is the bottom?

He looks exactly like his dad - just several inches shorter.

This is why straight men hate having gay friends, because when they do, they’re automatically labeled as gay or closeted. And it’s usually by other gay men that should know better.

I think he's a very handsome young kid and I wish him well be as it's got to be tough as fuck to be her kid - she brings all of the baggage of having her as a mother (seriously ponder the thought of your own mother doing the SEX book and tell me a part of you doesn't die inside) and Madge has already said that Lourdes is not ambitious enough for her liking and that the biggest mistake she made as a parent was giving them phones at too young of an age. Not seeing any Aunt Becky-isms in the least but I bet she's going to be a cunt to the end - the first two will get constant nagging harping criticism until the day she keels and then she fucks them on money - as for the rest of the brood, David seems like a good kid, Mercy always looks happy, and the twins are gonna rule the world if they play their cards right - but something tells me Madge can be very Joan like in her parenting choices.

The illegal child labour deep into the night at BAM.

I want him deep inside me. I’m a top but this boy can fuck my tight ass deep and hard all night long.

Really like the look 👍🏻

It's not even just the SEX book R123. She's still on instagram actin' a fool to this very day.

I do wonder how Madge will bequeath her wealth after she's gone. I can see her giving the majority of it away and leaving a modest but sustainable amount to each of her six kids - maybe more to the girls since they're not Guy Ritchie's children and won't inherit his money.

If Guy adopted David, that means his money will be split 5 ways and Madonna's will be split 6 ways. Yeah, Rocco had better pursue some kind of meaningful work.

Madonna will croak with 1 billion. Split that how many ways you want, a lucrative profession isn't urgent.

Yes R128... though if her children are her inheritors, 98.3M per child is more than enough to be idle rich and philanthropic for several lifetimes

Seriously, she could give the bulk of it away and still leave each child 10 million dollars. That alone would provide 500K a year just in interest.

Guy Ritchie is allegedly worth $150 million, a fraction of Madge's net worth. Didn't Madge settle money on him as part of the divorce?

David is a nice looking young man. Mercy has a very beautiful smile. And the little twins are cute.

Lourdes is quite striking....

But girl, that is not your lip color.

Lourdes needs a nose job.

Are we sure Nathan Lane hasn't dipped his toe in the waters vag? I mean, Madonna was treading the boards for a while, so it's possible her and Nathan...

Lourdes was the spitting image of Madonna when she was a small girl. She must take after her dad now because I no longer see a strong resemblance. Those twin girls are absolutely adorbs.

Lourdes should be getting royalties from "Evita". After all, she was being bounced around while Madonna was trying to dance the "Buenos Aires" number.

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R138 see R118

David is growing up to be a very handsome young man. He must have stolen all that height from his brother. He seems to be the kid Madge is closest to.

Looks like the blond gene was dominant.

David Banda is gorgeous. I’m no fan but Madonna raised him well.

I like Lourdes too. She looks super cool. I’m interested in whatever she decides to do. Is she studying fashion? You can tell she’s always played her mother well - never competed with her, never tried to be her. Good for her. She’s gorgeous.

And she shouldn't get a nose job - she looks like a typical italian girl. She doesn't want to turn out like that odd daughter if Billy Joel, who was unconventionally attractive, but ruined it with a bad nose job.

...... ..

[quote] She looks super cool.

Oh, lord.

[Quote] She looks super cool.

What's his name, Jam?

It would only be tough for him if he makes it.

Seriously he could walk down any street here and no one would know who he was.

It would only be tough for him if he makes it.

Seriously he could walk down any street here and no one would know who he was.

Hopefully she will leave the black kids a million each, but the kids that came out her pussy should get the bulk of the money. The blacks will blow it all anyway on fried chicken, watermelon, and Cadillacs.

One of her kids will OD and one will knock up someone. We all know it’s coming. She’s going to have Cher vs her kids scandals before you know it.

Or maybe Rocco will be like Jason, a gay drifter who doesn't stray far from mommy's mall.

Verificatia?

I cannot believe someone gave R149 a WW! sick cunt!

R153 - it’s true though

Is David the soccer player? I remember seeing a pic of him when he was around 10 and he was already super tall like a fucking adult! he's gonna be great in soccer and will earn his own millions.

[Quote] I cannot believe someone gave [R149] a WW! sick cunt!

I think people are allowed WW their own comments.

R150, Madonna's kids were/are raised with strict rules and frequently visit Africa to see what poverty really is. Except for an occasional joint here and there, they are good, respectful kids and will turn out fine.

As for the racist comment above, these kids are Africans, raised in privilege. They are not low-income African-Americans. Different culture, diferent history.

R7 he looks like his dad who is British! Madonna is of Italian and French Cannadian descent. She looks like a. Quebecker.

Whatever.

You know Rocco is just one pint away from wanting to beat up “faggots” in an alley.

Well, according to Madge's brother, Guy RItchie was and always will be just that kind of dude, R160. He's deeply uncomfortable around Madge's gays.

R161, that's what Chris Ciccone says. What Chris Ciccone doesn't tell you is that Madge's gays were mean, bitchy queens who loved to party and dabble in party drugs (like Chris Ciccone himself) and were hangers-on and sycophants (like Chris Ciccone himself). Guy tried to take Madge away from all that and make her a respectable woman (ha!). Guy grew up upper class, went to boarding schools, and works in the film industry. He's been around homosexuals his whole life, so no, he's not "that kind of dude."

I find him difficult to look at; I’m not sure what it is about his features that make me feel this way. Obviously, this is no fault of his.

Madonna’s children are beautiful. You never see them acting up. Ever. David looks like a Tom Ford ad at all times. A very together young man.

I like Rocco. London needs more guys with cut cocks.

[quote]but the kids that came out her pussy should get the bulk of the money.

She had cesarean due to herpes.

[quote]Guy grew up upper class, went to boarding schools, and works in the film industry. He's been around homosexuals his whole life, so no, he's not "that kind of dude."

Honey, Guy Ritchie came from wealth and went out of his way to pretend to be a chav. He's a homophobe. He's right on camera doing it. He then sued Madonna took her money. He also didn't think Rocco needed to go to school. He's a dirtbag.

R167 - I for one, think Guy is brilliant for indulging Madge’s crush on him and grooming her. He played it perfectly, got a son, and also got millions of dollars from her. I would have done the same thing in his unique position. There was never any love for Madonna on his part. Madonna is a trashy whore with psychological issues - no one could ever love her.

Lourdes looks a lot like her father, Carlos Leon, who used to go to my gym. He was Madonna's trainer, I believe, at the time she decided to get pregnant with his child. You never hear a peep out of him. They must have a good relationship. I always thought he might be gay.

R169, Carlos is married to former Danish fashion model and now fashion designer Betina Holte. They have a son Meeka. Carlos never says a bad word about his firstborn's baby mama, saying that he's forever grateful to her.

I wonder if she settled any money on Carlos. Can't imagine that he would have any of his own, seeing as he was a personal trainer.

It was in her biography that Carlos left with a $10,000 a month allowance for the rest of his life. Not a bad gig for shooting some sperm in that whore Madonna.

he is fuckin' ugly

[quote]Madonna’s children are beautiful. You never see them acting up.

Except for Rococo, it's funny the one with another parent isn't controlled because he has other alternatives.

Rocco just needs a good fucking by me and a little spanking too. He never had any discipline and I’m the one to do it.

He's mostly French-Canadian.

If his pants were a slimmer cut down the leg and slightly longer, he would appear taller. The wide leg and blunt hem, accentuated by the bright sock, cut his legs off and make him look even shorter.

While I’d like to think this is a young man testing out different personas in that normal way which most young adults do, it’s more likely he’s getting paid by someone to wear these clothes around.

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toilet queens swear he got no meat but mighty fine ass …...hungry like his momma when she cruised lower east side in her limo for latino cock

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