Say what you want about her, but Melania is without a doubt the most classically beautiful First Lady in history of the US

Um, no. Just no.

It's plastic surgery, OP.

She looks like a tranny

She looks like she knows you but can’t remember from where.

We are so happy to have a beautiful Flotus instead of the horrors that occupied the white house 1989-2016: A giant transtesticle, a drug dealer, a fat cankled bulldyke, horrible!

How *is* your mom, Erna?

I still think she is the most classy and beautiful FLOTUS ever! Haters are just jealous and xenophobic.

You rang?

She's one bad surgery away from being Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She is whom the term "nasty woman" was invented for. Defends sexual predator husband at every turn, mocks children in cages and shamelessly lies and plagiarizes. She is loathsome.

[quote] Haters are just jealous and xenophobic.

Yes we are jealous of the woman who gets to sleep with this.

R5, Who's the supposed drug dealer?

Give her a few years when her Eastern European heaviness begin to settle in.

Laura Bush, r12, during her college days.

What's beautiful about her is her special talent...her gift if you will. She can keep her lunch down when Donald wants some of her skanky poon.

No. That skinny bitch has got nothing on beautiful, zaftig Mamie.

She is, Point blank. And she is by far the best dressed.

Michelle was “cute” but honestly very flat faced, like she for beat in the head with a frying pan.

She'd make a great Cruella DeVille.

Damn, R16, I never realized how startlingly blue Mamie's eyes were. Lovely.

:[quote] A giant transtesticle, a drug dealer, a fat cankled bulldyke

And, currently, an amateur porn star.

Melania's picture is in Wikipedia under botox victim/trashy Zsa Zsa Gabor wannabe.

Melania is, at best, an average looking Eastern European hooker with too much makeup, too many plastic surgeries and botox treatments, and with her best days behind her. I would feel badly for her, but she told the world not to and we can only take her at her word.

Really?

Melania has some severe agreements with her sick hubby. In some public moments, she ignores him.

I hope the money is worth it, though he’s infamous for non-payment for services rendered.

I wonder if Barron is a part of the deal. He’s not much seen at all.

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I can think of at least two that stand head and shoulders above that hooker: Louisa Adams, the wife of John Quincy Adams, our sixth president, was known as a stunning blonde beauty in her youth and during her time in the WH.

Angelica Singleton Van Buren was known as a great Southern belle and also very beautiful.

I'll say plenty about the WH whore, including the fact that she's got an ugly heart, a hardened, nasty looking face and is no classic in the beauty department. She's also gotten FAT.

Melanie is a whore, an ex hooker, lying, grifting whore birther who's been lent out often and cheaply.

She's a rat-faced beady-eyed cunt, OP.

Do fuck off, OP.

She ain't first or a lady. Many people are saying she was born male.

OP is also the deranged cunt who trashed the late Jackie O in this decrepit thread.

OP is a sick old Trumpian pansy who should fuck off and die.

She died before her husband got elected, but Ellen Herndon Arthur was beautiful.

Best dressed nipples ever to poke out of the WH.

Jackie O was best dressed in the modern era and still is.

Louisa Adams was French and a trendsetter who was known as an impeccable dresser in her time.

This bitch can't even wear a decent bra.

[quote] And, currently, an amateur porn star

But I pro hooker!

Melania has gotten fat.

The bastard beat her up for wearing that white pantsuit. She's never gone anywhere near something as daring since. And her hair is too long and straggly for her age.

Foundations are a woman's best friend when dressing up. This one obviously only ever went commando under everything or in a thong.

She looks like a cheap hooker.

For good reason.

R30 Since you had enough time to check my posting history, you fat chalk-faced whore, you probably also noticed that I posted this in the Jackie O. thread:

[quote] I agree that Megalania was at her most attractive in the late 90s but even then she was hardly a knockout: she always had that dead look in her eyes and her high forehead and weird hairline looked ugly as well (I think she knows that too, which is why her wigs seem to always cover that part of her face these days).

Does that really sound like something a Trumpster would post? But of course DL is all about accusing people you disagree with of being deplorables or Russian trolls these days. It's kind of sad, actually.

Her face isn’t on a milk carton, her face is actually a milk JUG.

OP/R37, you trashed Jackie and praised the Trump whore. Whether ironic or serious, you're a sad cunt pansy bitch hag.

Thanks for playing!

I think Kelly Ann's latest look outdoes the classic beauty that is the First Lady. They must have contests to see who will get the most compliments. I've never seen a more gorgeous contingent of women in the WH! Holy Moly!

I think her bare fake tits are spectacular, though her nipples are a little small, and her Brazilian waxed pussy looks great, though a little dry. I've never seen pictures of our other first ladies' tits and nipples so I can't really compare.

Other Flotuses were too hideous-looking to pose nude.

Millions would have lost their dinner.