What is your role on Datalounge?

The Fun sarcasm Queen 👑 who quickly takes in feedback and changes. What’s yours OP?

grammar troll

devil's advocate

Grammar police, soap slut and the encouraging one: FAT WHORES REJOICE!

THE

VOICE

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FUCKING

REASON

I'm the madcap heiress, darling--let's make a mad dash for it!

I'm the middle child in this extended, alcoholic family, vainly trying to keep the peace and avoid the inevitable unpleasantness.

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! HA HA HA!!!

The one, single cunt?

R6 peacekeeper, really?

One of the cunts, who’s occasionally nice. x

The Voice of Reason, also a proud member of the Grammar Police.

Empress-Dominatrix of the Planet Earth

Well, then I am also part of the Grammar Police.

I’m the masculine, dominant top.

Saucy comic soubrette!

Second gunman.

I am the thread killer.

It was nice of you to start this thread, OP, but you can probably say goodbye to it now. Sorry.

I’m the compassionate but no-nonsense psychotherapist.

I'm the blowsy peroxide blonde truckstop waitress with a chip on her shoulder... but a heart of gold.

I'm the smart one, but you don't listen to me...until it's too late!

I'm Pops, the crusty but affable doorman backstage, and you're not on the list, bud.

I'm one of many curmudgeons. I try to be nice, but some of the nitwits on here just irritate the fire out of me.

I'm the passive aggressive I Told You So queen who never actually says I told you so.

I’m the Official Taste Tester.

As Fat Whores, you all must eat a lot and leave occasional scraps.

Just like in high school, I do not have one role or clique. I serve in many roles and I have varied interests.

I'm Benjy, the adorable "differently abled" child with the moppet bowl haircut who is wise beyond his years.

Rosebud or Coinslot thread....my only meaningful contribution to Datalounge. I coined the term coinslot, and possibly rosebud, sadly no residuals.

I’m the Fluffer and Hole Judge.

I'm the Karen. Like my new haircut?

I’m the Stinker. Controlling, opinionated, the skunk at a garden party.

I go where I’m needed.

I sell the canisters of Flammable Grease. Buy one and get a tube of Anal Bleach for half off.

I'm one of the Golden Girls fanatics. There can never be too many Golden Girls threads on Datalounge!

Wildcard

I am the cunt bone.

I'm a story teller. I'll be reading threads, a memory will be evoked, and off I go sharing experiences that are scorned, ridiculed, mocked, and sometimes appreciated.

I’m mostly a lurker, but chime in and get some applause and some deserved wtf’s. I try to get laughs and even support sometimes when I started a thread..so thanks all☺️

I’m Oliver, and I plan to take down DL with my presence. Don’t doubt me, I screwed up the Brady Bunch.

Fact finder, devil's advocate, sassy cunt after I've had a few, and America's Sweetheart.

[quote] sassy cunt

love this!

You probably guessed from my "aroma."

I'm Tubgirl.

Remember me?

I’m the “yes but does he have a foreskin” poster

Fanboi of the Evening Punctuationist, suggesting spicy activities for National Punctuation Day, dressed in period attire.

I share things that people might find useful. I don't try for laughs as that's when the cunts go for you and I can't be bothered with them.

I'm your friendly Eastern European, here to remind you that the world does not begin and end with the USA. Nor does the internet. I'm on all the literature and arts threads because I'm fancy ;)

Erudite commentator ...or... eminence grise.

Have the time while posting I feel very cuntstipated.

R41 keep your filthy smelly snatch juices out of DL

You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what I found out is that each one of us is a cunt, and an insider, and a politics whiz, a gossip queen, and a soap slut. Does that answer your question?

R48 I meant half the time.

I'm the Somebody Had to Say It guy.

Well, somebody had to say it.

I’m queen of vit and visdom

#BeBestPoster

I’m the one who always wants to see picturese of big, fat cocks.

I am a walking compendium of all kinds of useless minutia about TV, movies and Broadway. I don't need any stinkin' Google.

I'm Francine Frau. I'm sad because I have a scorching yeast infection that's resistant to treatment so here I sit, looking longingly out the window as I cradle my mug.

Still aiming for passaround bottom.

Mother of ungrateful children.

My role is to make you all feel guilty about your conspicuous consumption.

Spreading the word of Gap In-Store Playlists in hopes of finding other former Gap employees who saved the monthly paper playlists from when they worked at Gap!

I am the former Bonner Bolton’s Butthole troll.

I’m the class clown making jejune comments that are only peripherally on topic.

I'm a Russian troll. I post endlessly in as many threads as I possibly can.

I’m the Jesus freak / MAGAbot.

I am a fellow homosexual! Just like the rest of you, right? LOL! Presenting a hole!! I love the penis in my golden girls! LOL!! In no way would I ever be anything else! Isn't it so great that we get to homo all together in this great country of MAGA? Just my opinion is all. But I am just a gay man, that is all who is white. Why would not black people smell so bad? This I don't know? Hey gurleena!

Bitchy Gay Waiter

Empress Dowager

Bulgarian Diplomat

R66 is an understudy covering three roles.

I’m a faded southern belle who seduces teenagers.

I’m the racist.

I am always the nice guy when people allow me to be. But I'm not going to sit back and be manipulated or bullied. I consider everyone my best friend, until they make it obvious they're not.

I am the true liberal who calls SJW's and crazy fringe leftists on their bullshit.

[quote]r68 ’m a faded southern belle who seduces teenagers.

Y'are, Blanche, y'are.

I am the voice of reason, who rarely comments, because wha?? In this environment?

Bulgarian, R66?

THE WISCONSIN DIVA!!!!!! YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!

to out all the closeted Hollywood lesbians

I'm usually pretty nice. I post on the cooking and gardening threads, and on the BRF threads. I have a nice boyfriend, so I mention him sometimes. You'll usually ignore me, and that's okay.

I'm the history and Victorian literature nerd who posts frequently on these topics, but has a primary interest in vintage gay porn stars about which I rarely comment feigning disinterest.

Yet another grammar queen. I can't believe how many of you think there is only one of us.

Former soap queen. Muriel put all the soap threads behind paywalls, and I am not paying for DL until "block threads" is returned to us.

I'm the Carrie!

I'm the originator of several threads which rarely attract any followers ( or I should say - none). Sigh !

None, it's not a Broadway show.

I'm the witty one.

I'm the pretty one.

I'm the obese pearl clutcher who complains at length about

- Pit bulls

- Anyone using PreP

- People who have sex with the lights on, unlike me

I am, on any given evening, home in my caftan watching my "Mama's Family" DVDs.

How dare you lump all of us with Mama's Family DVDs into one pot.

[quote]I'm the obese pearl clutcher who complains at length about pit bulls, anyone using PreP, people who have sex with the lights on, unlike me - -

Have you considered membership in the Maiden Aunts Brigade, R85?

The review process is rigorous, but I feel you have what it takes.

Addendum: I should have said [italic]"may[/italic] have what it takes."

The Brigade never makes promises.

I'm the Mary! and you're the Rhoda.

Everyone knows whom One is!

[quote]Everyone knows whom One is!

Oh, dear.

I'm the buck-toothed nun here to help you sort art. I have a short tongue and my r's sound like w's. I'm quite comfortable around homosexuals.

Sage

I'm the Joy Behar of the DL Panel. I moderate on Fridays and everyone enjoys the DL Show more when I'm in charge.

I am the self-deprecating eldergay.

Where's the dyke who always HAS to say, "I'm a lesbian but even **I** find Brad Pitt HOT!" [or other hot male celebrity.

I'm the mentally ill shut-in queen. I might dish out the odd bitchy quip, but I never share anything about my life (other than now) for fear of scorn, pity or plain schadenfreude. I guess I'm just here for the ride.

I'm the Ben Barnes Troll, and I'm proud of it.

Shit stirrer.

[quote]What is your role on Datalounge?

To collect your fucking buck-fifty a month.

The rest of the time I am totally uninterested in you assholes and your ridiculous, idiotic posts and problems.

I'm Julianne Moore

I'm mostly here to shame people who shave their cocks, or like shaved cocks.

It’s Intact, not uncut.

"Uncut" works fine. Fuck "intact."

I’m the unwelcome straight woman.

I'm the doormat.

Village idiot

I am the terror who flaps in the night.

You're welcome, R105

I'm the one who's gay, but my first crush was on Brooke Shields.

The Kompassionate Kunt

I’m the overly serious curmudgeon.

I'm the one whose cousin Sheila dated Bradley Cooper in college, so I know for a fact he's straight.

I am the poster who avoids ALL CAPS. However, I WILL sprinkle CAPS into my posts BECAUSE, sometimes, I just need to make an IMPORTANT POINT! I will use up to three EXCLAMATION points (!!!) in order to make my POINT. So, no, I DO NOT SHOUT!!!

Man of wisdom -medical, legal and just plain common sense.

[quote]r114 I am the poster who avoids ALL CAPS. However, I WILL sprinkle CAPS into my posts BECAUSE, sometimes, I just need to make an IMPORTANT POINT! I will use up to three EXCLAMATION points (!!!) in order to make my POINT. So, no, I DO NOT SHOUT!!!

haha

I do this, but NOT more than a few times in one post.

(Which, BTW, will have SEVERAL paragraphs.)

I'm the shelter cat. I'm Jaclyn Smith's first cat. She named me Bootsie Gumdrop.

Curmudgeon here

I am DL's Patron Saint of cuntitude. I'll let you know if your cuntiness measure up.

Queen of the Fucking World.

[quote] Man of wisdom -medical, legal and just plain common sense.

Aw, shucks, Dr. Lawyer.

I share my experiences and don’t criticize. Saintly.

Yes.

I'm the contrarian, or confused, or wildly inconsistent.

I'm the narcissist troll. I can only post something that relates to me.

I’m the wallflower.

R117 Why the differentiated spelling Bootsie/ys?

I'm one of the Tasteful Friends. That's just one of my more innocent guises.

Seriously, I've been coming here so long and roleplaying that it's embarrassing.

Remember Debbie the EW-reading soccer mom?

Yup.

[quote] What is your role on Datalounge?

Cunt!

[quote] What is your role on Datalounge?

Shit eating cunt!

Mr. Know It All

I used only the *really good* spelling, r127.

[quote] ...or... eminence grise.

I’ve loved John Travolta ever since then. His wife and him have proven that Hollywood marriages can and do work.

R131, what are you?

I'm the one who posts additional trivia related to the thread subject, but everyone loses interest after the first sentence.

I'm Sure Jan

I condole.

Lurky Lurk Lurk. But in a decently lurky way.

Oh, poor you. Boo fucking hoo, fuck off

I'm the eldergay who tries to keep the old DL alive by bringing up the old things like earrings and caftans, dialing with a pencil, pron, smelling cookies, Cheryl's pussy.

I am the famous pot-smoking diva who reviles the racist turd who ruins many threads here by threatening to cut gay people's throats.

Bump

I am the poster of anecdotes about my Nonna from the old country.

Did I tell you guys that her wooden spoon served both as a kitchen utensil and as a disciplinary aid? Same thing with her Italian slippers/flip flops, footwear AND disciplinary aid.

I'm the con-see-URGE.

I type obese but people tell me all the time that I only type fat.

I'm the Madonna AND the whore!

Offering travel tips and recipe suggestions is about the extent of my usefulness here. Maybe a little bit of R142, as well.😆

I'm the poster that has personal knowledge and juicy gossip about a celebrity. However, I refuse to state this so-called celebrity's name and refuse to give out any realistic clues. I craft my own blind item-types of posts. By the time I'm done, nobody gives a shit who I'm talking about.

For quite some time it feels like all I do here is point out to people that obvious trolls are trolls. Then I get yelled at for it.

"The guy saying Trump is a political genius is also the one who posted the YouTube video claiming that NASA is hiding the fact that the moon is made of green cheese."

"You fucking stalker piece of shit! You should be fucking executed, that's so creepy, you're a pedo rapist too aren't you, faggot?!?!?!"

I'm that bitch from the 90's romcom with gold nuggets of wisdom and great shoes who tells his best friend how stupid she is for going to her ex's wedding, but dances with her anyway because it's awkward AF

I'm the Canadian who wants to discuss the recent Canadian election results but is told that no one on DL could care less about anything Canadian unless it's Justin's impressive gluteus maximus or those twink killers on the lam.

You're a Canadian who just used a double negative.

As you can see I'm surviving angel and I'd be interested in what other posters if they've paid attention think my role type is because I'm not really sure!!

My intention is to be a bit of a devils advocate in terms of kick starting debate and discussion but I'm very capable of just posting on here because I'm in a superficial mood and feeling horny and over sexed!! So I'm not always one thing or always serious.

I'm Vivian Vance. I'm very popular here and for many years was an option in nearly every poll.

I'm a major thread starter. Usually questions. My threads often garner multo responses, but are quickly forgotten once they're over. My threads never appear on those appreciation lists. Maybe because in general I don't start threads about my personal life. People love those. And I love watching how quickly they take off.

I am also a chatterbox and will always join in if something interests me.

R151 I'm the Canadian that is so remorseful that I will immediately retract "no one on" from my reply. I've let my beloved Team Grammar Nazi down.

R135 I’m sure jan jr.

I’m the censor.

Gosh what an interesting question! Im not sure what I could give as a definitive answer?? Colourful zany thread starter?? Unsure!

Gay MAGAt

Recovering alchy

Hopeless romantic

Total bottom

P&G soap fan

I'm TheRalphMacchioTroll.

I start a thread every other day speculating about the personal life of Karate Kid, Ugly Betty, and Cobra Kai star Ralph Macchio. I flood each thread with photo after photo from his instagram account and type, "What do you think guys??? Eh? Yeah? Ralph Macchio. Look at 'im. Whaddya think?"

Im the told-you-so troll. I recycle my old posts to prove how superior I am to the rest of DL.

I’m Countess Ula Nottingham of Tova. I bring glamour, style, and European sensibility to a rather drab homosexual outreach program known as Datalounge. I’ve enjoyed my work here, which started out as community service related to my accidental assault of two maids who forgot to clap when I entered a room.

r162 Are you sure you arent Princess Michael of Kent??!

I'm an apprentice cunt -There are many great role models here, and I aspire to learn from all of them.

I'm the doomed prophetess Cassandra, making dire predictions that shall be REDEEMED by the goddess of hyistory!

I get yelled at a lot.

I am your First Melania.

Mr. Know-It-All

I'm the humble-bragging eldergay who is going to stay here until you at least acknowledge that at one time I actually had a life.

I am the actual maiden aunt, cis maiden aunt for the woke whippersnappers.

I don’t know.

I'm the wisecracking Eve Arden of the DL — never desiring the spotlight or the arguments, just here to pop in on a thread, lay down a snappy and vinegary remark, then move on.

My cunt level varies depending on how cunty I think I need to be in the situation. While I'm a condoling shoulder for OPs in genuine misery, I'm not above bringing up the Eric Clapton Baby if I think it will draw a laugh.

I try to be witty, but, you know, mind of the beholder....

I like the humorous people threads, like Larry King ("You're on the air, Potrzebie High!"), Vairst Letty, Aunt Diane ( she's not funny-funny, but her "nephew" can be), etc. Basically made-up monologues.

I’m the pet goldfish, my name is Swimmy.

Chaotic Evil

Agitator. Flame thrower.

I alternate between The Know-It-All and The Chandler (Bing---I try a little to hard to be funny)

I'm the Black guy on the Datalounge Spaceship so I'm obviously marked for death.

I'm just here to collect my W&Ws, doing my time.

I'm the one who wants everybody to get along. Is that too much to ask? Bitchiness among us is one thing, even a grease fire has its charm, but invoking outright death makes me sad. Please don't do that.

I'm the one who wonders where the Tiara Troll goes when there haven't been any Tiara Troll posts in some time. Tiara Troll: You are always needed and welcome.

I'm the one who occasionally starts a thread that goes nowhere quickly. Even when I believe I have a sure-fire winner, it fizzles out. It's an art, not everyone can do it. Try it and see.

I'm the one who likes to post in paragraphs of odd numbers. As I am typing I think my post will be the next in numerical sequence, but then someone posts pushing me down the list. That's when I know I need to hit SEND.

What did I just do?

Storyteller: Cats and the paranormal.

R178 My partner once commented, "Why is it that in so many movies, the cool black guy always dies?"

I’m the Black Supremacist troll, your worst nightmare, racist old DL cunts.

I am one of the racist old cunts with multiple accounts who types in Ebonics, thinking I am clever, and actually fooling someone.

I am one of the multiple faux trolls, chronically masturbating until I bleed.

I start endless threads about how Caucasian, or “Caucasian adjacent” peeps are really POC. Everyone here either hates me, or imitates me. Some are downright obsessed with me! Or is it just me?

I’m the guy in the back corner who’s basically quiet, but every so often comes up with hilarious, brilliant witticisms that it makes you wonder where I’ve been all your life.

, you have filled poo shoes and are thus seen everywhere and in everything. It’s quite an honor!