Wayne Newton had a way with cheese. He may be the worst limburger of them all.
Couple the cheese with a red carnation and a solemn expression and you have snickers for life.
Do you have cheeze? Bring it here. The cheezier the better.
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Wayne Newton had a way with cheese. He may be the worst limburger of them all.
Couple the cheese with a red carnation and a solemn expression and you have snickers for life.
Do you have cheeze? Bring it here. The cheezier the better.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 9, 2019 2:50 PM |
You stole my mustache!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 8, 2019 7:35 PM |
HE has the unique ability to sing as a baritone on helium.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 8, 2019 7:45 PM |
Was that before Wayne lowered his voice? Cause of Johnny Carson? God, I'm old.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 8, 2019 7:57 PM |
R3, that was horrible, thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 8, 2019 7:58 PM |
Is Wayne a homosexual?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 8, 2019 8:07 PM |
Someone post that clip of Bea Arthur doing a duet with Rock Hudson!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 8, 2019 8:13 PM |
Is Wayne fit fat?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 8, 2019 8:17 PM |
Carol Burnett singing My Way
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 8, 2019 8:22 PM |
Vickie Carr, wow. She soars over the cheeze and delivers every time.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 8, 2019 8:22 PM |
This thread made me a Vickie Carr fan.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 8, 2019 8:26 PM |
Wayne Newton is an American Indian and POC.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 8, 2019 8:37 PM |
I still love Newton's "Danke Schoen" when it comes up on a random shuffle. Didn't Lucie Arnaz do an impersonation of him singing it on one of Lucy's many series?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 8, 2019 8:38 PM |
The magnificent Miss Vikki Carr singing the cheese-fest "With Pen in Hand". Stay tuned for the nervous breakdown.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 8, 2019 8:41 PM |
Newton has always had that trashy Vegas insincere sincerity shtick down pat.
Sweet Jesus, Mother Mary, just look at him now.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 8, 2019 8:45 PM |
Bobby Goldsboro singing his cheese-tastic "Honey". Complete with helmet haircut and fly-away collar.
(This was a massive hit BTW.)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 8, 2019 8:49 PM |
At least I don't look old, r16, and that's the whole point!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 9, 2019 8:54 AM |
No Wayne, you don't look old. You look embalmed. And by a 3rd rate embalmer, at that.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 9, 2019 11:37 AM |
Wayne has that new type of male eye lift that has replaced the 'surpised' look with the 'sleepy' look. Putin has had it, possibly Trump also.
Who else?
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