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You Bring the Cheeze

Wayne Newton had a way with cheese. He may be the worst limburger of them all.

Couple the cheese with a red carnation and a solemn expression and you have snickers for life.

Do you have cheeze? Bring it here. The cheezier the better.

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by Anonymousreply 21October 9, 2019 2:50 PM

You stole my mustache!

by Anonymousreply 1October 8, 2019 7:35 PM

HE has the unique ability to sing as a baritone on helium.

by Anonymousreply 2October 8, 2019 7:45 PM

Like Wayne’s cheeztastic Vegas cousin.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 8, 2019 7:49 PM

Let Mac tell you how it is, in the ghetto.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 8, 2019 7:53 PM

Was that before Wayne lowered his voice? Cause of Johnny Carson? God, I'm old.

by Anonymousreply 5October 8, 2019 7:57 PM

R3, that was horrible, thank you!

by Anonymousreply 6October 8, 2019 7:58 PM

Is Wayne a homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 7October 8, 2019 8:07 PM

Someone post that clip of Bea Arthur doing a duet with Rock Hudson!

by Anonymousreply 8October 8, 2019 8:13 PM

Is Wayne fit fat?

by Anonymousreply 9October 8, 2019 8:17 PM

Carol Burnett singing My Way

by Anonymousreply 10October 8, 2019 8:22 PM

Vickie Carr, wow. She soars over the cheeze and delivers every time.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 8, 2019 8:22 PM

This thread made me a Vickie Carr fan.

by Anonymousreply 12October 8, 2019 8:26 PM

Wayne Newton is an American Indian and POC.

by Anonymousreply 13October 8, 2019 8:37 PM

I still love Newton's "Danke Schoen" when it comes up on a random shuffle. Didn't Lucie Arnaz do an impersonation of him singing it on one of Lucy's many series?

by Anonymousreply 14October 8, 2019 8:38 PM

The magnificent Miss Vikki Carr singing the cheese-fest "With Pen in Hand". Stay tuned for the nervous breakdown.

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by Anonymousreply 15October 8, 2019 8:41 PM

Newton has always had that trashy Vegas insincere sincerity shtick down pat.

Sweet Jesus, Mother Mary, just look at him now.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 8, 2019 8:45 PM

Bobby Goldsboro singing his cheese-tastic "Honey". Complete with helmet haircut and fly-away collar.

(This was a massive hit BTW.)

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by Anonymousreply 17October 8, 2019 8:49 PM

At least I don't look old, r16, and that's the whole point!

by Anonymousreply 18October 9, 2019 8:54 AM

No Wayne, you don't look old. You look embalmed. And by a 3rd rate embalmer, at that.

by Anonymousreply 19October 9, 2019 11:37 AM

Wayne has that new type of male eye lift that has replaced the 'surpised' look with the 'sleepy' look. Putin has had it, possibly Trump also.

Who else?

by Anonymousreply 20October 9, 2019 12:28 PM

The Brady Bunch Variety Hour

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by Anonymousreply 21October 9, 2019 2:50 PM
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