Is Jon Hamm gay?

It's DL. What do you think?

He's hot as fuck, but not gay.

Gay.

I never thought he was gay, but it's a little odd that he hasn't really dated anyone since breaking up with his ex. I'm sure he wants to play the field after that, but most people would still be seen in company of the same woman more than once.

I wish!

No. He is an alcoholic.

Isn’t he dating Ben Affleck’s ex? Or was that just Daily Mail nonsense?

I don’t think he bearded with whatshername. It was just one of those stuck in a rut kind of relationships was how it seemed. Perhaps she tolerated his drinking and he needed her to keep him together.

I don’t think he’s that hot but he does set off my gaydar.

Sometimes my gaydar is thrown off by intellectuals, narcissists and the English, though.

He's 48, never been married and has no children. Rather odd for a man in Hollywood.

R9 Rather odd for any straight man who isn’t homely or mentally ill.

Why, I never!

Ambiguously so.

No way.

The frat boy hazing incident could have been externalized self-loathing.

Aren't we cozy...…...

All I see is two big dicks at R15

My assumption is that he's a sociopath. Perhaps now that he's famous he can get sex whenever he wants, and thus has no need to put up with a relationship where he'd have to pretend to care about the other person. Even for a good actor, that probably gets tiresome after a while of keeping the illusion going 24/7.

ding ding ding for R17

No, and he’s sober (stopped drinking). Not everyone is gay.

I don't understand why more men don't avoid marriage.

He is not sober. He is alcoholic. And he even admits he is damaged. And he has a bad temper. I lost all respect for him after that hearing about that hazing thing. It was pretty brutal. I think is funny guy persona is an act.

I didn't know we were back in 2010.

"I don't understand why more men don't avoid marriage."

They need a housecleaner and free hole. And help with half the bills.

^^^^^ he can afford or have the second one given freely, and has plenty of cash.

Straight....but a cock that I wish was gay!

My impression is that he was very dependent on what's her name (don't feel like looking it up). He lost his mother at 10, I think, and his father at 20 or something like that, so he was orphaned young and probably was always a weak, addictive type personality. So she was probably a mother figure. I think he could be bi but he's not gay IMO. And I imagine he has had girlfriends since the long-term one (come on--he's still a stud to a woman) but doesn't stick around very long so doesn't publicize the relationships. I hope he has more career success again. He was very good in Mad Men and very funny in some of the stuff he did with Tina Fey--the guy is talented. I wish him luck.

I can see him treating women like s***

He was/is dating Anna Osceola, an actress who had a bit part on Mad Men.

He's going to prolapse any hole he enters!

SHit fire, I wish he were, but alas, likely not

Definitely don't think he's gay. Really think that thing with Anna was just a friends with benefits. He's like a lot of men there looking for that perfect woman and she doesn't exist

He always looks drunk or hungover. Or on something else.

No. he's just a really bad heterosexual.

werk!

Did he fuck Kristin Wiig?

Who cares? Carrie Fisher said it all.

The fabulous Korla Pandit

Wow how'd I end up here?

I thought this was Tom Cruise thread. Oops.

[quote]Definitely don't think he's gay. Really think that thing with Anna was just a friends with benefits. He's like a lot of men there looking for that perfect woman and she doesn't exist

If Anna O. were just a sex buddy he wouldn't bother taking her out in public at all, where they could be spotted and photographed (as they were). But you sound like the delusional frau from the other recent Hamm thread who thinks that he's been basically celibate and saving himself for you.

Are you Anna? He dumped you, huh?

I'd rather have Keanu.

He's playing an agent in the upcoming film about Richard Jewell.

Most actors in Hollywood are either bi or gay. Most of them are not straight. the possibility of him been an heterosexual is very slim. Most of them don't get to where they are without giving up the bussy.

r17=fish

R44 using "bussy" sabotages your authority.

He could have really loved Jennifer, totally fucked it up with cheating, and just be heartbroken and broken, like any long term married old guy who lost his wife.

Think all those Nora Ephron movies. He’s the Jack/Alec character floating aimlessly without the bossy hot bitch driving force in his life. No matter how sexy and awesome he is, she was his rudder. And he humiliated her too badly and publicly for her to return.

Hamm is not gay, but if he is, so what? He's a handsome, hot hunk who seems like a nice guy. Everyone has different needs and desires, so lack of romantic liaisons is irrelevant. The same has been rumored of Dolly Parton.

I always look to Mother Nature. Any scientist who studies animals knows many male animals are bisexual. In rut they even butt-fuck other male species. There's a reason testosterone is a controlled substance. The stereotypical gay man is more concerned about that, muscles and his body's appearance than his brain and its required fuel, glucose. The brain is the most powerful sex organ, not a fine, massive penis like Hamm's.

Men hung like Hamm often have unique personalities and attitudes. The trend today is masturbation via cybersex. I've had a few hung acquaintances and friends who, like Frank Sinatra, were embarrassed about their endowments and/or did not want that known, which I understand. Statistics are available about the small percentage of men who are hung, so men who pursue them only will always be disappointed and frustrated.

[quote]Are you Anna? He dumped you, huh?

Yes, dear, I AM ANNA. I fucked him a thousand times which is a thousand more than your stinky cunt ever will.

We have seen Hamm's cockring-enhanced 'endowment' through the jeans and we have seen Sinatra's real massive sizemeat in a semi through the trousers. Sinatra wins by about 3 inches.

His background is shady. He was a high school drama teacher that decided to drop everything and try Hollywood for a few years, saying if he didn't 'make it' by age 30 he'd drop the idea.

Says he was a waiter to support himself but I don't believe it. Why didn't he just teach school in LA why he pursued his dream? LA is expensive.

His name was discovered in the credits of a porn movie and he said he worked in one as a set decorator(?). Many times in pron you don't see the male's face- just a dick and body. I bet his prodigious endowment is featured in lots of porn films- gay and straight.

Is Jon Hamm Falcon’s mystery skier??? ⛷ 🍆

[quote]His name was discovered in the credits of a porn movie and he said he worked in one as a set decorator(?). Many times in pron you don't see the male's face- just a dick and body. I bet his prodigious endowment is featured in lots of porn films- gay and straight.

R51 Your assignment is to find the Hamm bone 'decorating the set' of that porn flick and report back.

R50, neither's endowment could beat Uncle Miltie (Milton Berle).

R51, who's stupid enough to pay for porn in which only a man's body is visible?

R53, only gay "actors" in the porn industry are paid "L.A. wages". Hamm doesn't strike me as the type to do porn, gay or str8, regardless of the pay.

I also think he taught at his private alma mater which is always a bs “who you know/blow” job.

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Of course he’s gay. But he’s deeply closeted. He’s very conflicted.

What about that big, swingin’ dick of his?

I don't think he's gay.

I only ever found him attractive as Don Draper in a suit and even that has faded in rewatching. Don't find his non-Draper appearance appealing at all. I get a major asshole vibe from him and I find his lack of upper lip off putting, Clooney suffers from the same No Upper Lip Syndrome.

R9 is posting from the 1950s.

RE: 44: most actors in Hollywood are gay or bi? This is hilarious! Please name the ones you think are as I need a laugh.

R61=hollywood closet queen

Friend of mine worked on Baby Driver. Hamm kept to himself and spent most of his downtime in the gym at his rented apt/hotel. The fame and the worldwide speculation about his dick made him withdraw. Understandably.

Aww I like him. He’s just really damaged. And doesn’t hide it well.

He’s over ... until a return to a tv series. “the best roles are on tv now” or whatever they say ...

He's a big drunk. I had some friends who were having a drink at the bar in the Four Season in St. Louis (his hometown) recently. He came into the bar, obviously already smashed, and received quite a bit of attention from a group of women there. He wound up leaving with one of them, according to my friends, a rather blowsy type. She was back in half an hour, vocally pissed that he had kicked her out so soon.

From what I hear Jon likes to hook up with several women at one time for sex. One of the activities he enjoys is having women surround his cock in a ritualistic manner and take turns blowing him.

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Jon Hamm proudly presents new beard while cruising the streets for take-out.

As soon as this is over he'll kick her ass out. And go back to his booze, bars and sports. He's been stringing and cheating on her all along for a few years.

(R67) What a classy drunk.

He has always treated women like crap. Arrogant narcissistic alcoholic. I'm shocked he bought her lunch.

Wait a minute...are you trying to tell me that there are men who are embarrassed or shy about being hung huge and having it known to all and sundry? I find this info difficult to swallow.

He and Anna have been together for years. Time to accept it and move on.

Not gay..but hot as fuck! Funny and hung...he's so dreamy.

One of my lady friends fucked around with him in college and confirmed his size meat.

Are there confirmed actual dimensions of that Hammaconda?

I'm surprised he can get it up he seems drunk most of the time.

Seething barely-controlled rage probably makes it easy to get a spike in blood pressure.

Was it Kathy Griffin who said she sat at same table with him at some event or awards show and he was mean or sloppy drunk?

I would be so self-conscious walking around like this

It's well-known that he can be a real mean drunk.

You guys watching him on "Curb"?

No.

The exceptionally brutal hazing incident was proof to me he was a sociopath.

Like Spacey, there is something very creepy about him.

I have a friend who drinks at the same LA bar that Hamm was frequenting a year or so ago. Says he usually had a group of 4-5 very beautiful women in tow. Also his "sobriety" seems to be sporadic at best.

(R86) That is so creepy. What kind of women would share one old drunk? Probably one or two of them stole money from his wallet when he passed out.

That hazing incident was very ugly with terrible sexual abuse. He should have been jailed for it. The victim was traumatized and seeing how successful and lauded Hamm became got a big bitter dose of life is not fair.

Hamm will get what's coming to him. All of his movies bomb. He seems miserable most of the time. His nice guy act is phoney and wearing thin.

Was all the booze he consumed in the filming of Mad Men real? As opposed to water or tea in all those bottles.

It's not uncommon for some actors to drink real booze during a scene instead of a non-alcoholic substitute. That's been happening forever.

Of course it was real booze. Jon Hamm really is Don Draper. He just doesn't as dress as well.

third option: WHO CARES?

Out with his longtime girlfriend yesterday, she has the most beautiful hair ever.

Who gives a fuck? This guy will do anything to get his name anywhere. And now he's doing a DL poll.

From what I've heard he is not gay, but is turned on by the sight of his own penis. He is very into having sex with 2-3 women at one time and watching them take turns at sucking his cock.

She's not his long-time girlfriend. He's too much of a cheater. She's a friend with benefits. The bars are not open so he has to be with someone.

He's one of the most attractive men I have ever seen, but no. He's definitely not gay. I'd pay anything to see the famous "Hammerconda".

100% agree with R2.

He's a lot of other things - but he's not gay.

It wouldn’t be fair to have both him and Seth MacFarlane.

(R96) sounds like a classy guy. Trash.

No, he's just broken and damaged from lighting too many people on fire.

No, he's just broken and damaged from being an alcoholic.

Not reading the posts but wanted you to know these Jon Hamm threads are tiresome. His Don Draper days are over.

He's rumored to be very well-endowed. There was also stories about him and that Jennifer woman (who is bi) belonging to a sex club when they were together. Sorry, queens, they stories were all about him with multiple women.

I've never cared for him I've always felt like he's a smug kiss ass. That's why I think it's hilarious that they say he has a long time girlfriend. From what I hear he's in too much younger women.

There's a handsome man syndrome where men - especially ones with long term less attractive partners - have never had to work to get someone in their life. People work to get and keep THEM - not the other way around. They stay with the safe partner sometimes eventually marrying them when they hit a certain age and when that no longer works for them they are sort of at a loss how to work for someone they really want.

Aww these poor babies.

Yeah, yeah everyone is 'well-endowed' - easy to say without pictures.

There are some guys who just ooze straight male energy. Jon Hamm is one of those guys. There is nothing gay about him. When you see him walk. His mannerisms. The way he dresses in real life. It’s just not there. He’s straight.

I honestly think he is a dork stuck in good looking dude's body. I'm like that. Perhaps he is bi. Most actors are.

There you go R108 and R105.

You can clearly see his cock...

Little Jon Hamm Happy At Last!

I really don't find him handsome. He's the kind of guy other guys think are good-looking. I always laughed in 30 Rock when the joke was he wasn't good at anything but people humoured him because he was so hot. He's really just ok.

R111 I don't see his cock. I see a bulge in his pants that might be a cock but could be a sock!

Why is there a Jon Hamm thread? Is it 2007?

Are you Helen Keller R114?

There are men who are gay and men who deserve to be gay. Jon falls into the latter category.

Then he can treat men like shit like he does women.

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To some gay men it's all the same as long as they get a bite of the Hammaconda.

R119 he has that sociopath gleam in his eyes.

[quote] he has that sociopath gleam in his eyes.

Nonsense--we Germans are a peaceful people!

R94, "longtime girlfriend," eh? Who's this then? This is May, 2019

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He's obviously straight. Get over it.

R20 most straight men flounder without a mommy-wife. They get a hell of a lot more out of marriage than women. Notice how female widows are often done with men entirely while male widowers race to find another woman before the ink is dry or the body is cold

R125 No doubt. The point was to address the "longtime girlfriend" narrative that keeps circulating about his tennis "buddy."

Ugh R126, you just reminded me about the widower who was asking my mother out three weeks after my father's funeral. FUCK NO! If she decides she wants to date again at some point I'll support her 100%, but the last thing she needed when deep in mourning was some old fossil looking for a new cook/maid to save him from microwaving TV dinners and having to wash his own skidmarked undies.

R126, that is truer than true. When my FIL died, my MIL was pretty sad. But she joined a bereavement support group “The Widows” and they had a lot of fun. Her life opened up and proliferated. It was kind of nice to see her enjoy the time she had left.

The feeling I always had about Hamm and Westfeldt is that he was dangling the promise of marriage and she followed it. She took care of him and he took it for granted. And then the drinking and whoring became too much and she cut his ass loose. I don’t care for her, but feel bad that she wasted so much of her time with that manchild.

Lastly, he probably lets men suck him off when he’s really wasted. He won’t lay a finger on another man, though, because that’s gay.

He's a blind item on crazy days and nights. Basically saying it's a fake relationship. Because of the bad publicity he had this summer. The 30 Rock episodes where he was in blackface. He's a joy to be around because of his heavy drinking and smoking.

He definitely grew into his gorgeous looks.

There's an episode of some dating show he was on in the 90's. Let's just say "Yikes" is putting it nicely. Although, to be fair, his awful hairstyle did him no favors.

R130 saw that and suspected such. Instead of digging up a fake "girlfriend," his team should have sent him to rehab during quarantine. Then he'd be back all nice and pretty for roles like he was in Baby Driver. Right now he's looking a bit like Homer Simpson. Doh!

R131 You mean you don't want an evening of TOTAL FABULOSITY?

The booze is taking a toll on him. But I guess I would be drinking to if I was doing crappy commercials for Canada and movies that no one sees.

R9 Maybe he was smart enough to get a vasectomy and now he enjoys the mgtow lifestyle while other male hollywood stars his age are drunks and have to pay thousands in child support?

I was going to say, I hope his keeps a raincoat on. This one hasn't had an acting job in 3 years and would probably like a ticket to ride the money train as well as the hammaconda.

R135 & R136 maybe then he could be a spokesperson for Papa John?

(Yes, I know the spelling is different. But the thought amuses me)

R130 cracking up at the "joy to be around because of his smoking and drinking."

But seriously, what a waste. I hope he gets help.

He is bisexual nothing more and nothing less. His long term ex girlfriend was rumored to be a lesbian.

R139 hmmmm this "Tennis friend" played a lesbian in one of the few roles she's had.🤔Maybe she really is Jennifer Westfeldt 2.0!

The frauen are so desperate to believe that their fantasy boyfriend is still available to them that they're posting about CDAN like it's a credible site or something. Hilarious. Give it up, he will never, ever fuck you.

R141 it's not any less credible than here and there were people in the industry confirming it's a fauxmance. You mad you aren't getting your check, Anna?

The married ones are the gay guys. Haven't you learned?

R141 No worries, he'll likely be picking up chicks in rehab soon.

R141, based on R123 and R124's links, I think frauen of all types and ages can enjoy the Schweinshaxe (that's a roasted ham hock for the uninitiated)

Anna, her sister, and the roommate are gonna need a new sugar daddy and/or actual jobs when the Hammaconda goes back to rehab. The man ain't perfect, but that's just a gold-digging unwanted pregnancy waiting to happen. I hope it is fake for the sake of his bank account. A one year contract is better than 18 years of child support.

I love how Jon Hamm's publicists troll these boards. One plays good cop and posts news links to the "longtime girlfriend" while the other calls anyone who dares disagree with it fraus and swears at us. ( R68, R94, R141 ) Brava, ladies. Good show. While CDAN isn't considered "credible" to mainstream media types, Enty does tend to spill some hot tea right before the news breaks. And news flash: we all know Hamm's still drinking. Your pap strolls regularly include him walking by the Pink Elephant Liquor railing.