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My Boyfriend Replaced My "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," With Actual Butter

and now I hate him

by Anonymousreply 22October 19, 2019 4:34 PM

Wait 'til you find out he replaced your regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.

by Anonymousreply 1October 6, 2019 3:07 PM

Wait till you find out what he did to your Coke!

by Anonymousreply 2October 6, 2019 3:15 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter - spread.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 6, 2019 3:17 PM

[quote]Wait 'til you find out he replaced your regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.

& you know what happens to people who drink Folger's

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by Anonymousreply 4October 6, 2019 3:18 PM

Peter feels for you.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 6, 2019 3:20 PM

Butter won't make you fat, OP, only sugar - in it's many forms - can do that.

by Anonymousreply 6October 6, 2019 3:24 PM

He's also replaced all your cilantro with parsley.

by Anonymousreply 7October 6, 2019 3:25 PM

Is OP Fabio?

by Anonymousreply 8October 6, 2019 3:30 PM

Pretty soon, OP, he'll be replacing you with an actual man.

by Anonymousreply 9October 6, 2019 3:34 PM

My ex replaced my diet coke with regular coke, and now I'm fat.

by Anonymousreply 10October 6, 2019 3:35 PM

I can't believe it.

by Anonymousreply 11October 6, 2019 3:42 PM

Alice can straighten it out for us all

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by Anonymousreply 12October 6, 2019 3:43 PM

Just shows you, someone is always worse off than you are.

by Anonymousreply 13October 7, 2019 3:19 PM

[quote] My Boyfriend Replaced My "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," With Actual Butter

FAT WHORES REJOICE!

by Anonymousreply 14October 7, 2019 3:25 PM

It was originally Lard o' Lakes

by Anonymousreply 15October 19, 2019 2:01 PM

He's just doing the lard's work, hun.

by Anonymousreply 16October 19, 2019 3:13 PM

Did you shout, "I can't believe it's not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?"

by Anonymousreply 17October 19, 2019 3:41 PM

Too bad it wasn’t Boy Butter.

by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2019 3:58 PM

He did you a favour; that chemical spread isn't good for you.

by Anonymousreply 19October 19, 2019 4:04 PM

He must be from Wisconsin.

by Anonymousreply 20October 19, 2019 4:29 PM

I would definitely kick the bitch in the head, OP.

by Anonymousreply 21October 19, 2019 4:32 PM

That’s a dealbreaker OP. I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 22October 19, 2019 4:34 PM
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