It’s happened again! The cripples and their parking spaces!
I’ve really had about enough. This time I pull up to the Burger King for my usual 3 sausage and egg breakfast sandwiches and there are four empty fucking cripple spots right in front of the goddamn door!!!!
I’ve had enough of this shit and I want to start a movement for us normal people to take back our parking places!! We’ll call it: FREEDOM TO PARK! Then we’ll have a picture of the wheelchair with the red circle and slash through it! Who’s with me on this?? If we don’t take our spaces back now these damn cripples are going to overtake the parking lots of America! Rise up everyone as a nation and protest this!! Take back our parking lots from the cripples NOW!! DECLARE OUR FREEDOM TO PARK!! IT IS OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT AS AMERICANS!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 1, 2019 11:44 PM
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Handicap spaces? What do you even do here? Sit on your ass and analyze data? I'm a field agent, Isaac Newton, I risk my life, so yeah I do deserve the best space in the parking garage.
Like it would kill you to roll an extra 50 feet.
That stupid thing's electric.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 1, 2019 4:35 PM
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This might be the single oddest parody troll on DL yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 1, 2019 4:41 PM
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I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation! Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 1, 2019 4:42 PM
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Actually, there’s nothing in the Constitution about parking spaces.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 1, 2019 5:37 PM
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You are differently abled. Go ahead and use those parking spaces.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 1, 2019 6:37 PM
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waddle waddle thunder clatter boom boom boom. Here comes the old white man.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 1, 2019 6:45 PM
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Or black businesswoman, R7.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 1, 2019 9:28 PM
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You don’t have a constitutional right to drive or eat 3 sausage egg, and cheese sandwiches for breakfast OP
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 1, 2019 11:16 PM
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OP is a fat whore and she wants her shitty awful junk food NOW!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 1, 2019 11:17 PM
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My mother is in a wheelchair, and we have been forced to look elsewhere when someone who doesn't have a "disabled parking sticker" decides to park there anyway.
When your are 80 years old, I hope you don't have to push a woman who has gained 100 extra pounds and atrophied muscles, because she cannot move around, across a parking lot.
Maybe then you would appreciate the American population is aging rapidly.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 1, 2019 11:44 PM
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