Ansel Elgort: I have a non-traditional view of love

He sounds like an exhausting fuckboy. Has anyone introduced him to Ezra Miller?

[quote]“I’m in love with a bunch of my male friends who I’m not interested in having sex with

Not something you hear a straight guy saying every day.

A bunch of word salad to avoid the bisexual label. Dude isn't straight.

He is so annoying. And he can't act or sing worth shit.

She's hideous.

I have no idea what the fuck he's trying to say.

......

[quote] I have no idea what the fuck he's trying to say

We need an interpreter, to translate Douche-speak into English.

Why does everything have to be a NEW "thing?" I'm gay guy that loves many of my friends - male AND female. And no, I am not having sex with them. I've been like that for decades. I suspect the same holds true for most of us.

What'd we do to deserve Ansel Elgort? On whose culture's burial ground did we build New York?

Oh, so he has friends. Groundbreaking.

What he tries tosay: im low key not into labels to come off as hip for 2019. What he really meant: Im down to casting and have been casting couched for a career. Sometimes im into dudes too, but will throw shailene in there to not be flagged as too gay

What he tries tosay: im low key not into labels to come off as hip for 2019. What he really meant: Im down to casting and have been casting couched for a career. Sometimes im into dudes too, but will throw shailene in there to not be flagged as too gay

Steven Spielberg and the studio promoting West Side Story just LOVE hearing that their leading man craves the hole and the pole.

What r11 said.

This interview is so stupid. He is saying he wants to love more girls than his girlfriend, without having sex with them.

That's called a friend dingbat. You aren't being profound, you are being a dunce.

Plenty celebrities and wannabe celebrities have played the "I'm a gay man trapped in the body of a straight man" or "I'm gay for everything except men" word games. It gets people talking and sells tickets.

R6 I want to be with other people who are not my girlfriend but hey I'm not a d-bag like Thomas Middleditch because I didn't include having sex and also don't I sound kinda intellectual just like Nico Tortorella.

Where is darling Ezra this days, R1? I haven't seen him in awhile.

[quote] You aren't being profound, you are being a dunce.

This guy, a dunce? No way.

[quote]Where is darling Ezra this days?

Not at the pedicurist, that's for sure!

So this is a redux and retake of the Lucas Hedges comment last year?

This has nothing to do with what Hedges said, or what Ezra said for that matter.

Did people even read the quotes? It has nothing to do with his sexuality in terms of gender, he is expressing how he doesn't want to be monogamous. But it's okay, because he won't sleep with other girls, just have non-sexual love with them!

It's really just dumb.

I'm sure the girl's parents are delighted to know that he announced to the whole world that he was fucking their daughter .

Oh Ansel...

I never understood how people find him attractive. He has such vacant and soulless looking eyes.

Ansel....

Can you imagine him and Sam Smith fucking?

Insufferable.

[Quote] I never understood how people find him attractive

DSLs.

Gayest thing I've ever read.

Yeah, I heard a funny thing

Somebody said to me

You know that I could be in love with almost everyone!

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaak

[quote] Ansel....

Someone on another thread purposely referred to him as "Anvil". That's my greatest fear about him- that he'll sink "West Side Story." I really want to be wrong about this.

He needs to go away. His career is over.

Does this look like the look of a gay guy?? Wth. It's not like Hansel looks tense, nervous, and holding on to dear life.

R23, they’ve been dating for years. Of course they’ve been fucking. Do you think they’ve been knitting in her room?

Why do these Hollywood guys always date the Russian whores?

He’s the new Richard Beymer, LITERALLY. And we all know how that ended up.

Anvil will do his own singing, though.

Hansel & Gretal.

Why does everyone need to announce their personal shenanigans every second? What can I do with this information? It's just obnoxious.

ps How is this ugly douche's GF on board with this concept?? I'd be pissed as hell and profoundly hurt that my partner is shouting from the rooftops that he is ready and seeking to fall in love with other women but he'll still use me for sex. Fuck that noise!

R40, you just contradicted yourself with the first and second paragraphs. What could you do with the information?

Then you ask why the gf is ok with it? Ugh you just used that information you were so dismissive of. You're such a dope.

[41] I imagine it's safe to assume there are no wire hangers in your house. Ever.

I wish the interview wasn't behind a paywall because the excerpts are already a trip. I can imagine the full thing.

Ansel and his picky ass on orange juice.

"If it's not freshly squeezed, it's a different drink that I'm not interested in."

I know he went to a performing arts school but surely he had to have gotten his ass kicked every day.

He sounds like the male Goop.

Someone has been telling this white boy some lies.... No one in this world is indispensable.

[quote] “I’m in love with a bunch of my male friends who I’m not interested in having sex with

OMG, you guys. He's so EDGY! He invented platonic relationships!

[Quote] "If it's not freshly squeezed, it's a different drink that I'm not interested in."

Doesn't sound insufferable [italic] at all [/italic].

Did he fuck Gwyneth Paltrow and caught the GOOP virus?

BLIND ITEM ...

So, maybe another month or two before the A- list mostly movie actor with a probable long term movie franchise comes out? I mean, he pretty much opened the door with his latest remarks. Ansel Elgort

He consult with Timothee before making the announcement.

I love Ansel’s big dick. It’s a nice replacement when Armie isn’t around.

[quote] BLIND ITEM ...with a probable long term movie franchise comes out.

What would be his probable long term movie franchise? Just wondering, because IMDB doesn't mention anything in pre-production for him like that.

He doesn't r52, but that doesn't stop people from making up their own narrative.

(Not to mention the source of the blind item is freaking CDAN, so crap, for whoever it's supposed to about)

[Quote] What would be his probable long term movie franchise? Just wondering, because IMDB doesn't mention anything in pre-production for him like that.

East Side Story, South Side Story...

CDAN is a homophobic site. It’s all made up.

The poor interviewer doesn't get paid enough to have to deal with this douche. The orange juice bit alone... What a fuckboy. Why does he get cast at all?! He's like cheap soya milk. I can taste the self-importance and the lack of originality.

[quote]Why does he get cast at all?!

His family is very well-connected.

Connected? You mean Jewey.

Looking at Instagram he’s been hanging out with a lot of gay/bi (both out and rumored) black men like Kevin Abstract, Kanye, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Foxx, etc. and he went on a date with Frank Ocean.

It’s pretty telling.

Oh my.

Do go on, Ansel!

He's so brave.

.......

Brothers 4ever

I'm glad im not 25 anymore. It's when you have to figure out everything.

He should hook up with Mark Ronson.

[quote]He should hook up with Mark Ronson.

I'm attracted to someone's intelligence, I don't see any.

Why do these actors and celebrities think we care about the verbal diarrhea they keep spewing . It's insufferable. STFU

Where’s our beloved Nico Tortorelli?

It’s not new, but talking extensively about it is relatively new. I love my straight male friends as brothers, and we are very affectionate without any sexual tinge. We even call each other “dudebaes.”

R59, telling of what? It’s people like you that stifle progress and open-mindedness.

[quote]We even call each other “dudebaes.”

😅😂🤣

r71

That he’s bi or gay but won’t say it. And it’s closeted people like him who erase our visibility and allow the industry to be homophobic.

But he’s not ⤴️

r74

He is.

We’ll just agree to disagree, ‘kay dear?

Sure dude

Children are idiots at any age when it comes to "love,"

But what he's talking about ain't love.

SO - celebrities and "celebrities" are idiots about marketing themselves and lying in the process.

I'm not getting closeted gay/bi vibes from his word vomit. If anything, it sounds like bullshit to prep the girlfriend for finding out she's just one of many women he's been laying.

I was shopping the other day when I saw a big photo of Anson Elgort for Ralph Lauren's Polo cologne. Seeing him life-size, I thought "he's really nothing special. I don't find him attractive at all." I don't normally pull the 'white privilege' card, but in this case his success really does seem like a doofus-looking white guy who had all the right connections. Nothing noteworthy about him at all.

And his music SUCKS.

Some of y’all will twist and pervert anything with your delusions

Oh go cry about it and remain pressed, whiner.

Oh I bet he does.

He's got those looks which would only be sexy if you are sure he has a huge long fat veiny dripping dong.

That gif at R82 is probably the hottest he's looked.

R83, not all of us have your fixation

I wish he had not been cast as Theo. He is not cute to me.

[quote]"If it's not freshly squeezed, it's a different drink that I'm not interested in."

Remember, this guy is the son of a fashion photographer. So he grew up around that snobby art & fashion circle all his life. Yeah, he's a douche bag.

[quote]That gif at [R82] is probably the hottest he's looked.

Low angles shorten his fivehead.

But give him a snout.

But give him a snout.

Dylan Geick should pair up with Ansel. He's hung, wealthy and just as much of a douchebag as he is.

R91 I volunteer as personal felcher.

R91, two out of three. He’s not hung.

Problem skin aside, Dylan is better looking.

Problem skin?

[quote][R91], two out of three. He’s not hung.

I was speaking of Ansel

I want him to suck my dick so bad

None of this makes him one iota more interesting, sorry.

💃

r99

Disappointed he didn’t twerk.

R7 that’s a terrible looks and miserable face there.

And i thought that Lucas Hedges coming out was confusing.

Ansel seems to be the attention whore type and this seems to be really abundant between young actors.

It's not that difficult, you are attracted to you own sex, you are gay, to the opposite sex, you are straight, to both, you are bi.

Loving other males but don't want to have sex with them it's call have male friends (and has nothing to do with your sexual orientation or a non traditional view of love)

R27: But Sam Smith has fame of being a nice persome (tiresome, yes, but not bad), Ansel doesn't carry the same reputation at all

There seems to be a lot of dismissal of poor Ansel on DL, but I kinda get the idea that regardless, given the opportunity to hate fuck him a majority would take advantage of chance.

If Ansel was gay he would use that for his attention trolling. All he's got is that he likes to screw around with girls so he's trying to frame that as his special snowflake super power. His generation can't touch a mic without declaring how not basic they are.

[quote]If Ansel was gay he would use that for his attention trolling.

Ahhhh you're sweet. Ansel is starring in Steven Spielberg's next big movie. If he were to come out, his leading man status would end immediately.

r106

Exactly. Many people falsely still think it’s easier for out gay actors now, when that isn’t the case at all. Hollywood isn’t as liberal as it’s made out to be, when out gay actors still by far can’t be leading men. It’s bullshit.

Why is West Side Story being remade? It's totally unnecessary.

Because Spielberg wants to. That's all it takes.

What happened to the movie about the gay pianist that was supposed to be made and star Ansel?

R107, more importantly, the world isn’t as okay with homosexuality as people here delusionally pretend it is. What good is a progay Hollywood if global audiences reject homosexuality and gays? Hollywood is a business dependent on audiences.

R107: Yes, it's easier. In the past coming out would put a stop to your career inmediately (if you are good enoough you'll find your way in theatre). Now that doesn't happen anymore.

But leading man roles are still a "straight thing only". If you are gay the only films you could be the lead man are independent ones.

And Ansel is playing lead man roles for all his career, so it's very unlikely that he'll come out (if he is gay, something that i doubt, having a special fashion sense doesn't make you gay)

I'd like to see his penis.

We are at the beginning of the point where Bi-vague or “mostly straight” Guys potentially can be leading Men or action stars, but not outright gay-gay guys. Vaguely gay conventionally masculine dudes like Luke Evans are close, but Even their careers are held back from where they should be.

Ansel's interview has caused some problems for his West Side Story co-star, Maria (Rachel Zegler). She had to quit Twitter for a while because the Twitterverse believes she's the cause of Ansel's interest in other women beyond his current girlfriend.

Zegler, in a deleted tweet, praising Ansel-

[quote] "There really aren't enough words to describe the pride I have in Ansel's growth and beauty and literal magic he possesses on screen and off. Falling in love with him was easy. Happy wrap mi amor; catch ya on a fire escape sometime soon."

[quote] Not too long after Zegler’s tweet, an interview with Elgort in The Sunday Times went live, where the actor discussed his interest in having a non-sexual open relationship and finding a “lot more love” beyond what he has with his high school sweetheart, Violetta Komyshan. Zegler’s previous comments had fans believing Elgort’s newfound desire was all her fault, and before long Zegler’s Twitter DMs were full of “name-calling” comments.

[quote] "The fact that I have to say something is absolutely absurd,” Zegler later wrote in another deleted post in response to the bullying, where she noted that being called a “homewrecker” was “heartbreaking.”

She said she's taking a break from Twitter, but is still posting on Instagram.

Ansel's not worth the fuss.

He’s got a large and flat head.

Wow, Ansel’s showing off his big dick swinging around his Halloween costume and flashing a little bit of treasure trail and furry tummy.

[quote]Ansel’s showing off his big dick

"Big dick"? I assume you have proof.

Ezra Miller..pretty face but damn those feet will make one gag

Non-traditional?

As up in his butt non-traditional?

R120 we didn’t need to see that...those TOENAILS ARE AWFUL!

I initially came to this thread to bitch that it was getting posts again, but jesus fucking christ those feet were hideous. WHY, R120, WHY?!

Nasty ugly toes. I bet you he doesn’t bathe on a regular basis either.

Wearing 💅 polish and glittery eye shadow to the Golden Globes.

Boring white men in their twenties who are famous for no reason have figured out that their key to saying relevant and staying wealthy is by being publicly effeminate (thanks Harry Styles) so expect a lot of boring white twenty-something male stars to start rolling up to award shows with nail polish and makeup on. Ezra Miller, Timothee Chalamet, Cody Fern, and Harry Styles have proved that it doesn't matter how untalented and ugly you are, if you show up to an award show with some eyeshadow on the teenage girls will collectively jizz over you and you'll make headlines.

"Non-traditional view of love" = manwhore.

R129 what about Jacob Elordi and Shawn Mendes who have also started wearing nail polish?

R131 I highly doubt either of them wear it when there isn't a camera around. The "feminine" expression from these guys is solely for publicity. Shawn gets a pass from me though, nail polish for him is a step in the right direction and an inch closer to him accepting his true self.

R132, why are you assuming that wearing nail polish is considered "feminine" by young people?

(Not to mention that gay = feminine...)

Gay. Heterosexual men simply do not think in those terms.

Tell me why this gangly, beady eyed, big nose geek is considered handsome.

R133 Tell me about the last time you saw an average, non-celebrity, completely straight masculine dude wearing nail polish and makeup. Go on.

Jesus fuck that shit is cringey. I guess it keeps him relevant though.

It's just matter of time before his interview with Vanity Fair in which he will declare that he is "gender non-binary". You know because like 99% of men he does not fully align with every single dated masculine stereotype. Tumblr will declare him "brave" while tge rest of us over the age of 16 will collectively roll our eyes.

R7 my 90-year-old wheelchair-bound great-grandma has thicker more toned legs than he does.

Why would anyone care what this giraffe-necked himbo things?

He only got a career thanks to his rich parents.

Is this guy still a thing?

so was he in Whiplash or in that horrible Han Solo movie?I get all these douchebags mixed up.

R143 Whiplash was with one of DL most hated Miles Teller and Han Solo movie was Alden Ehrenreich.

[quote] There will probably be some sort of chemical thing at some point that you can’t help, but you just have to be disciplined and not be a f——

A fag? What is he saying here?

R145 I think fuckboy/fuckboi (popular term amongst Gen Z-ers, means a guy who's a liar or a cheater).

R142 Hollywood keeps trying to make him one.

He and Armie Hammer should make a film together...

< "Rain Man and Sling Blade: The Early Years".

He looks like a little fairy.

I want a traditional view of his big cock and balls.

He wasn't lying about "non-traditional," huh.

Yeah that came back to bite him in the ass

His face is so ... punchable.

May he fall from this. He's occupying a cultural spot that belongs to more talented actors with less punchable faces: