Least attractive nose type

I don't like Roman noses.

The disgusting plastic surgery-overload type made famous by the Kartrashians. It gives you an extra inch of space between lip and nose, and leaves you with pig nostrils visible from space.

Upturned pig noses.

Can DL define for me an “aquiline” nose? I have heard conflicting definitions over the years.

Least attractive - the plastic surgery nose of Michael Jackson and Janet.

William Barr’s nose

Whatever Karl Malden had.

I agree with the pig noses, with big nostrils in full view. One reason I have never found Luke McFarlane appealing. (Although I do find real pigs adorable.)

Fat, bulbous noses.

This unfortunate gal also belongs on the "Least attractive eye type" thread. Pop eyes. Can't do much about that.

Kevin Bacon and Matt Damon Pug noses. Though Matt's has seemed to fit his face better as he's aged. Or else he's had really good surgery.

Pig nose.

tied with hook nose

Another vote for pig/pug noses. Nick Cave’s was always the ugliest in my opinion, but with old age it seems to be getting a little better.

[italic]Aquila[/italic] means “eagle” in Latin. An aquiline nose has a convex curve like an eagle’s beak.

Brown nose. I’m looking at you Lindsey Graham.

Pug noses. Carey Mulligan etc.

Totally agree about Matt Damon, r10. When Good Will Hunting came out and everyone was raving about him all I saw was his pug nose. I also hated his haircuts in the 90’s.

Then when he was Jason Bourne he was inexplicably attractive! How?!

Then he got fat and basically fell off everyone’s radar.

Doesn’t Ralph Fiennes have a Roman nose? I love his nose. Julianne Moore’s is also lovely and kind of stately. Would you say she has the female version of a Roman nose, or no?

In the Middle East, South Asia, and the Caucasus region, there's a lot of those downturned droopy hook noses that just look unfortunate.

Upturned noses

Poor Artie Lange’s nose is painful to look at.

Ski slope. My ex (and only ex) had a ski slope nose. He was a piece of work, mean.

Did River Phoenix have a pig nose?

I'm not really crazy about these

I don’t like when men have noses too small for their faces.

Small noses on men

Flat noses on men

Swollen, alcoholic noses on men

I have no opinion on female noses

Stubby, bumpy noses like Jennifer Lawrence’s.

Hook noses are fug.

Lindsay graham nose and trump family nose

Nose job noses. Those pinched little nostrils and hacked off tips. Or, worse, the ones that obviously had complications, like the linked disaster:

r29, I don't understand what you're talking about

The Jamie Farr

Janet went to the same surgeon....

Hook noses are an abomination. Pugs and snubs are gross. Noses that are either very flat, very fleshy, or very pointy also aren't nice.

Janet was a cute girl with a cute nose to begin with.....not sure why she thought she needed all that surgery.

I don't mind a pointy nose, but I can do without a pointy dick.

How pointy is too pointy?

Huge nostrils.

I thought of one I don't like. I call it the arrowhead nose. Curiously, it seems to happen as a natural part of the aging process for some people whose noses were perfectly attractive well into their 30s and beyond, but then somehow the nose ends up getting pointier and the nostrils get drawn up and out with relation to the tip of the nose and it all just resembles an arrowhead to me. I feel bad posting the names of celebrity examples in case they google search themselves so I'll post 3 pics that depict the phenomenon.

ER heartthrob

this guy

I always thought this girl had a nice nose, but what exactly is going on in this pic? It looks like she fell into a pile of dirt.

This one

Robert Pattinson's nose always bothered me. He's an attractive guy besides that, but it looks like someone smashed his nose with a frying pan.

I like Semitic noses. Come on most of you guys would swoon over a hot Arab.

Scarlett Johansson nose

I call them "bullet hole" noses, where you can look right up their nostrils.

Trump's

Random question but how often in America do straight men get nose jobs?

R39 I always found Noah Wylie's nose quite sexy. Then again, I like a prominent nose on men.

Butt nose. Like the before picture, here.

Any nose with very large nostrils

Owen Wilson's penis nose is so distracting in every movie he's in.

I prefer a prominent nose on men too, r49, but NW's nose has not aged well.

R50, now that's a prime candidate for a nose job. It looks so much better in the after pic.

Unwanted's old nose was hideous.

Karl Malden made his career on his nose. I'd vote this least attractive.

Least attractive, most unwanted.

Ivanka's nose job was a good one

Sadly, there is no plastic replacement for a missing soul.