Heather Thomas

Her voice was lower and nasal and not like I thought she would sound

Total camel toe there. Gross. And she probably looks like a leathery old bag now, from all that 1980s dark tanning.

why do women jack up their bikini bottoms like that? I mean, what’s sexy about a wedgie? Straight guys are idiots.

Moments before insertive anal with Jon-Erik Hexum

R4 she’s got a bigger bulge then he does.... I’m thinking more “1 in the pink, 2 in the stink”

I had that poster posted by OP, back when I was a confused teen playing straight. Heather Thomas was a coked out mess back then, but remarkably, she is in a better mental state today than that other blonde '80s Heather, Heather Locklear.

She is primarily now an author, screenwriter, and political activist.

Not bad but she was no Loni Anderson. The cheekbones make the big difference.

Never understood the fixation with these feathery blondes with their glow in the dark teeth and their boyish frames. And they wrinkle so fast and get those age induced chest freckles too. I'm glad we are in the era of darker tones and curvier bodies.

Back in the day, she was the 'bad' Heather to Locklear's 'good' Heather. I think she went into rehab when she was on The Fall Guy or something

So funny - now that tan would be considered kind of gross. She was hot though.

She looks totally racist. Full body blackface? Wow! I guess it was considered ok back then?

Where is the OUTRAGE about her wearing BLACKFACE all over her whole body?

She's better looking now, but man, that's some major eye lift surgery.

She's 62 now.

I was at LAX a few years ago waiting for one of the first flights from San Francisco to deplane, about twenty feet from where everyone was exiting.

Then, BAM! Heather Thomas comes out of a door next to me that was sealed off with no handle made of that cheap cubicle material. She was so hot together and dressed up, which was noticeable that early in the morning at the airport. It still is one of my favorite celebrity sightings since she unexpectedly came blasting through a wall.