Which celebrities have peasant faces?

Martha was a teen model. She doesn't have peasant face

Uma Thurman would have been a circus freak with her large man feet.

Liam Neeson milks cows at an Irish dairy.

I was just going to say. Martha Stewart was hot back in the day.

Streisand

Kelly Clarkson looks like a farmer's daughter.

Ellen looks like the evil witch who lives in village woods and eats the farmer’s children when they stray too far from the path.

Sarah Paulson looks like the sad widow, left to take care of her son after her husband passed due to the plague, with only a small cottage and an elderly cow to their name.

G looks like the village executioner.

G looks like the village executioner.

M looks like the village beggar.

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders looks like the village hunchback from the paleolithic hunter-gatherer era.

Does "peasant face" mean not looking like you have been inbred for generations to keep the riff-raff out of your gene pool?

Lady Gaga has an Italian peasant face. Southern Italian...same with Madonna.

[quote] village hunchback from the paleolithic hunter-gatherer era.

Did they have villages during that era?

[quote] Lady Gaga has an Italian peasant face. Southern Italian

Does Bradley Cooper? It may come from reheating pasta.

R15, touche. She looked like the hunchback at the local crude hearth.

Gaga definitely looks like the Italian village prostitute who had to turn to turning tricks after her husband was killed in a bar fight and she had to find a way to raise their two children all by herself. There! There's your Oscar, Gaga. Go get that movie made.

Sandra Bullock looks like the village's baker; Tom Hanks, the pastor

Daniel Craig looks like your typical hard assed Ukrainian Jew that you’d see at the market, selling potatoes while smoking a cig.

Kate Winslet a madam of a brothel on Dickensian London.

[quote]Daniel Craig looks like your typical hard assed Ukrainian Jew that you’d see at the market, selling potatoes while smoking a cig.

Rachel Weisz looks like the rabbi's wife, with whom he's having an affair

Jennifer Garner looks like an aging beer wench at the tavern and she has seen better days.

I know they're not really celebs but I gotta say the entire British royal family. They all look like Bavarian farmers to me and no where is this more apparent then when it comes to Princess Anne.

The "peasants" are always hotter. Esp. if you are unto men... unless you like them delicate and fey looking.

Ann Maxwell Martin.

I love this thread. Jake Gyllenhaal looks like the soft hearted Innkeeper with a treacherous secret.

Holliday Grainger is a milkmaid from Devon

Jennifer Lawrence is a popular tavern wench.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge looks like the village's wealthiest family's biggest horse.

Kirstin Dunst has what Eastern Europeans would call typical peasant face. Wide, round face, deep-set eyes, wide nose, and thin lips. Though she can look rather unique and pretty when photographed at the right angle. She was way prettier in her teens though, now she seems to look like an entirely different person from her Spiderman days.

r30 LOL she looks like Dooneese from SNL!

Elle Fanning looks like a dairy farmer's daughter from the north of France.

Leo D. only morphed into a peasant in middle age.

Julia Stiles = White Trash Face

Sarah Jessica Parker has the face of something in a farm.

Tom Cruise - passed out drunk in a Dublin alleyway.

Sorry but Tom is very far from being common-looking.

Charlie Heaton looks like an illegitimate son of the alcoholic village whore who makes a living as a pickpocket.

The first lady looks like an Eastern European peasant... Oh, wait

Marisa Tomei would have put on a few pounds by now and stomped grapes in southern Italy.

r37 did you ever see his original face and teeth?

R41 If that's how it is, then let's name 99% of female celebs here. Starting with his ex Nicole Kidman.

Harry Styles looks like a drunk chav

R12 wins!!!

Ethel Merman

Jerry Lewis

Ernest Borgnine

Marie Dresser

Charlie Chaplin

Wallace Beery

^^ Marie Dressler

Lucille Le Seur

JLaw, Sami peasant prostitute

Jennifer López.

That Billie Eilish or whatever.

Miley Cyrus - Florida street hooker.

He's not a Hollywood celebrity but he's one of the most known men in the World. Vlad Putin looks like a Russian peasant.

R52 You mean, a "muzhik".

Mariah Carey looks like the fat madame of a whorehouse.

Maybe Jayne Mansfield, and Loni Anderson, who played Jayne Mansfield.

Christopher Walken running a bakery in Queens.

Jayne Mansfield's peasant look runs in the family, R55. Her daughter looks like she should be out potato picking or stuffing sausages in Budapest.

Heath Ledger.

Kate Hudson.

Jennifer Aniston just needs a babushka to complete the look.

Kate Hudson doesn't look like a peasant, she looks like a JAP who had a nose job

Chrissy Metz was the inspiration for the very first original fertility statue.

Ana Gasteyer looks like she would have been an Eastern European women's shotput champion.

[quote]Leo DiCaprio looks like a German cabbage farmer

That's an insult to cabbage farmers

Who is the town drunk?

Ben Hardy is the strapping stable lad who proffer:s his peaches every night to the lord of the manor.

The cabbage farmer has a couple of friends in the village. De Niro runs the local pub, and Scorsese fixes things from the back of his caravan.

Ahem.

R65, it's Trump

Lena Dunham.

Chazz Palminteri pulled olives on a farm.

Looking at the posts, I guess I like cabbage.

r47 Lucille LeSueur

Rudy Ghouliani was a vampire in Romania.

This thread is hilarious. DL at its best! A few years ago there was one called 'Leonardo DiCaprio's transformation into a Silesian peasant is complete'. I laughed my ass off when I read that title, cause I'd been thinking for years that the middle-aged version of Leo reminds me of my uncle, who is the offspring of Silesian farmers.

I think in general, what creates the impression of a 'peasant face' is a weak bone structure (lack of pronounced cheekbones etc.) combined with a somewhat uneven complexion. DiCaprio actually does have great bone structure, but he buried it under a thick layer of fat/booze bloat.

A peasant face doesn't have to be ugly or plain though. It can be attractive in an ordinary, unthreatening, earthy kind of way.

LOL, r74!!!!

Kathy Bates was a butter-churning master.

Celine Dion looks like a schoolmarm

Emma Thompson has peasantface.

No, has one of those horsey, aristocratic faces

I live in a country that still has a sizeable aristocracy. Most of them are ugly as fuck.

R81, are you British?

Chris Pratt looks like he should be behind a plow.

Robin Williams had TOTAL peasantface.

Kellyanne looks like the village witch at the edge of town who mothers warn their small children against.

Kellyanne looks like a Transylvanian peasant hag who is secretly a vampire

Judi is to be found at the edge of the village furtively digging around for edible roots and healing herbs.

Woody Harrelson will just always look PWT.

Nick Stahl, only he's the upstanding young peasant in the village who was taken as a boy to become a squire to a noble knight up at the castle and through years of hard training and shaping wins his spurs. He is still too inherently greasy & sketchy & provincial to have lands or any other significant real title, but he is given an honorary place in the retinue of the King because he is golden-hearted under all that moody shiftiness as well as tasty with a sword. He is permitted a gorgeous blade & steed of his own and the hand of his choice among the lowlier younger plainer ladies-in-waiting at court. When not in battle or running lesser campaigns & ventures for the Crown he trains the youngsters of the noblemen's families, but is conveniently left off the Lists and excluded from councils of war much of the time. Nick doesn't mind, he's just pleased to have gotten so far given he was born a nameless hungry-mouth in a literal mud-hut to people who had only a few pigs & pitchforks to their name.

I was the pillaging Viking who the local peasant boys would present hole to

Justin Bieber makes his living in a meth lab out in rural Ontario, until he is arrested along with 6 others in a massive drug bust. Once Justin's locked up in Toronto South Detention Centrol, he assumes the role of prison punk. Bending over with his feet apart, Justin yields to his life-long hunger for big black cock.

Justin Bieber, village idiot.

Ted Cruz - the mean old man who scares all the village children

Trump - the village loan shark

Tim Tebow

Timmy - the village pass around bottom

Katherine Heigl is meant to milk cows.

Kate McKinnon looks like a poor Irish beggar.

Corey Feldman of now looks like the local Plague doctor.

Corey Feldman of childhood looked as if he might have climbed up chimneys for a living.