She looks like she has white face on, with dyed blonde hair and blue contacts. She looks ridiculous.
No way she was Chris Evans bio sister.
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She looks like she has white face on, with dyed blonde hair and blue contacts. She looks ridiculous.
No way she was Chris Evans bio sister.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 1, 2020 3:59 PM |
Because she was an IT girl of that time, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 23, 2019 11:08 PM |
R1 I don't think Alba was ever any kind of "it" girl. She never got big enough to reach that status ala Lawrence, Robbie etc. She doesn't compare.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 24, 2019 1:30 AM |
She was really unlikable. Her Honest Company does well, but the products are crap and real earth mamas hate her for it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 24, 2019 1:33 AM |
She and Evans were fucking during filming, to boot.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 24, 2019 6:00 AM |
Who hasn’t Evans fucked? That guys been inside of all his female costars
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 24, 2019 6:04 AM |
Why was Jessica Alba cast in anything, period?
I was living near OKC while she was filming scenes from A Killer Inside Me. She was criticized for plastering “Save the Whales “ posters downtown. Don’t know wtf she was thinking, since Oklahoma residents generally don’t go around slaughtering whales. She ended up donating an undisclosed sum to United Way, because she destroyed their signs in the process. Not the brightest bulb.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 24, 2019 7:57 AM |
[Quote] Why was Jessica Alba cast in anything, period?
She was good in Dark Angel.
[Quote] She looks like she has white face on, with dyed blonde hair and blue contacts. She looks ridiculous.
She looked "ok" in the first movie. But they fucked up in the sequel. I swear i read an interview with her saying that she wanted to look worse in Silver Surfer because she was sick of being seen as hot lol
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 24, 2019 1:51 PM |
[quote] She looks like she has white face on, with dyed blonde hair and blue contacts. She looks ridiculous.
How can it be white face if she's half white?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 24, 2019 2:15 PM |
If you think that casting was off, what about the absolutely dire reboot where Johnny Storm was black?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 24, 2019 2:21 PM |
Let's just focus on the important things from the film, shall we?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 24, 2019 2:38 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 24, 2019 2:39 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 24, 2019 2:39 PM |
Never liked her. I thought she was black originally. She looks very stupid in that movie. It is like white face. Out of ALL the girls they cast someone who has to dye her hair and wear contacts. STUPID Hollywood for ya. The reboot with ugly michael b jordan is worse!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 24, 2019 2:45 PM |
R10 - R12 gets gold stars!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 24, 2019 2:53 PM |
Not all of them. Dammit.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 24, 2019 3:00 PM |
This may be the gayest question of all time. Straight guys wanting to sleep with her is the only reason Jessica Alba has ever had a career. She's a terrible actress, not charming and isn't even very nice behind closed doors.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 24, 2019 3:17 PM |
Jessica Alba was hot property in the early 00s. I remember she was the main selling point for Sin City when it came out. They used her even more than Bruce to promote that movie. The image of her dancing on the bar swinging the lasso is forever engraved in my mind.
R8 because her natural complexion is very tanned. They had to put white makeup on her to make her skin more fair to resemble Sue Storm and pull off being Chris Evans sister. If they didn’t lighten her skin people would wonder why this “Mexican” Chick is playing the sister of WASPy elite Chris Evans.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 24, 2019 3:37 PM |
[Quote] but the products are crap and real earth mamas hate her for it.
How bad are we talking?? I thought Honest was doing well??
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 24, 2019 4:42 PM |
R18 it’s doing amazing. She’s worth hundreds of millions now
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 24, 2019 7:33 PM |
She’s wearing wigs you dumbasses. And just so you know, Evans is too. Look closely at his hairline from all his films. It’s different in each one. I’m not saying he’s bald but he’s definitely wearing a piece.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 24, 2019 7:38 PM |
R20 we know he is, but he’s not wearing blue contacts or white makeup to lighten his skin.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 24, 2019 7:40 PM |
Fuck you r21. Fuck you right in your left ear. And then I hope you get syphillis in your ear and have to have it amputated and no one will be your boyfriend. Your butt smells.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 24, 2019 7:45 PM |
R22 why are you upset? Lmaooo
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 24, 2019 7:46 PM |
Jessica was fucking EVERYWHERE during the 2005-2007 time period (can't believe it's been 12-14 years; scary as hell how time just flies by).
For a shit actress who reportedly had a pretty nasty attitude behind the scenes, she did very well for herself.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 24, 2019 8:05 PM |
I actually loved that movie she did with Paul Walker where it was obvious they were fucking off camera.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 24, 2019 8:09 PM |
Oops, I can't recall. Was she ever in a hit movie where she was the lead? I remember catching her in a small indie where I could see a little charm but that's it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 24, 2019 8:24 PM |
R26 she had modest hits like The Eye
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 24, 2019 8:25 PM |
And also in a few of his male co-stars too, according to the rumours R5.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 24, 2019 9:06 PM |
R28 what rumor? Spill, bitch. Im thirsty
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 24, 2019 9:10 PM |
R28 what rumor? Spill, bitch. Im thirsty
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 24, 2019 9:10 PM |
Evans is not gay at all.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 24, 2019 9:29 PM |
Into The Blue was a fun movie. It flopped at the box office but I think it was one of those films that did very well in rental (in the last days of Blockbuster and Video Ezy being a big deal). Most of the marketing was centred around seeing Alba's body, and to be fair her body looked amazing. All those slow-motion snorkelling scenes. Paul Walker was at the PEAK of his beauty. His body, tan, face, and that buzzcut. They made a stunning couple.
It was in a wave of beachy, surfy, summery movies in the early 00s that don't seem to get made as often any more. It started with The Beach (starring Leo), foreign hits like City of God, and Y Tu Mama Tambien. Even the Charlie's Angels sequel had a surfy bikini theme, the famous Halle Berry Bond bikini moment in Die Another Day. The director of Into The Blue had also made Blue Crush (a surprisingly good movie that still holds up today as an indie about a young girl trying to make a living, not just a chick flick).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 24, 2019 10:47 PM |
And they were definitely fucking off screen.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 24, 2019 10:48 PM |
R34 100%. They did a moviefone interview then (remember moviefone?) and you could tell based on their body language. It was called “Unscripted”.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 25, 2019 12:52 AM |
[Quote] The director of Into The Blue had also made Blue Crush (a surprisingly good movie that still holds up today as an indie about a young girl trying to make a living, not just a chick flick).
I wouldn't really call Blue Crush an indie. But it still holds up. Although I cringed at the terrible cgi they used on the stunt double pretending to be Kate Bosworth.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 25, 2019 6:11 AM |
What was weird about her decision to make that Into the Blue flick was that during that period, she was always doing interviews/making comments about how she was tired of getting being sexualized and getting roles that focused on her body. She also openly admitted she coveted the kind of roles being offered to Natalie Portman.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 25, 2019 7:09 AM |
It's reminding me of the Jodi Arias (murdered LDS boyfriend Travis Alexander) transformation.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 25, 2019 7:18 AM |
[Quote] She also openly admitted she coveted the kind of roles being offered to Natalie Portman.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 25, 2019 9:10 AM |
R39 well in fairness, Natalie isn't all that strong an actress either. She was just lucky enough to be born with elegant, delicate, "elfen" looks which lend her more credence in dramatic and ingenue roles.
Jessica's looks meant she was only really convincing in superhero and popcorn flicks where she's in a bikini.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 25, 2019 10:11 AM |
Str8 guys were drooling over her op, think of her as the Megan fox of 2005-2007
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 25, 2019 10:31 AM |
She also does a lot of 'tough chick' roles (probably gets a lot of them ever since Dark Angel) which she's not really convincing in, either. Including her current cop streaming series with her and Gabrielle Union. It has an 8% on Rottentomatoes but was renewed for a second season, and both were nominated for the Teen Choice Award for Choice TV Action Actress (Union won) lol. I think she's a little too short and soft spoken to pull off the true badass latina hood chick characters.
I remember in the movie Honey the role was clearly written for a black actress (I think Aaliyah was originally attached), and some of the ebonics and urban dialogue sounded hilarious coming out of her mouth. They even kept Lonette McKee as Alba's mother even though she's a different race.
I can see why she longed to switch it up and do roles like Portman was doing, more soft and less sexualised characters with artsier directors, going to film festivals and winning critics awards, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 25, 2019 2:12 PM |
Jessica Alba can pass for mixed on some occasions. R42 which Honey, the character, was.
A lot of Hispanics speak “Ebonics”
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 25, 2019 2:32 PM |
The comic, the show, and the movie were made for eight year old boys. They could have left her alone.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 25, 2019 3:40 PM |
[quote] If they didn’t lighten her skin people would wonder why this “Mexican” Chick is playing the sister of WASPy elite Chris Evans.
Chris Evans is Italian and Irish. Not exactly anywhere near being WASPy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 25, 2019 3:46 PM |
R46 but his appearance took after the Irish side. His Italian family look nothing like him.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 25, 2019 3:54 PM |
Irish aren't WASP.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 25, 2019 3:56 PM |
I never said Evans is a WASP. I said his appearance is WASPy, however.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 25, 2019 4:02 PM |
Jessica Alba really was everywhere in the first half of the 2000s. Like the above posters said, she only had a career because straight guys thought she was hot and wanted to fuck her. She had no appeal to anyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 26, 2019 3:23 AM |
She was an adorable cathuman and she mints money.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 26, 2019 5:10 AM |
Her Honest baby sunscreen didn't work causing sunburn and a lot of the other products caused rashes.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 26, 2019 5:45 PM |
[Quote] She was an adorable cathuman
???
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 27, 2019 11:53 AM |
[Quote] ???
Dark Angel (TV show).
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 27, 2019 2:03 PM |
My grandmother once said something like "Two extremely good-looking people rarely make good-looking kids."
Hate to say it, but Jessica and her husband are good examples of this (Brad and Angie's bio kids also turned out completely ordinary, and don't even get me started on the borderline-deformed Willis girls)
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 27, 2019 3:56 PM |
R56, the less fortunate looking ones usually work real estate for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 27, 2019 6:21 PM |
Someone on another thread said that the second kid isn't Cash's and that Jessica cheated.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 28, 2019 5:03 AM |
Well, the kid is ugly as hell, so if she did cheat, why would she do it with someone uglier than her husband?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 28, 2019 3:53 PM |
R59 the man could have been hot but the kid didn’t come out hot.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 28, 2019 3:55 PM |
Good sex (and chemistry) doesn't always come down to the best looks. Some of you type like you've never had sex.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 28, 2019 9:15 PM |
Apparently Cash and Jessica were on the verge of breaking up but then she found she's pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 1, 2020 12:38 PM |
Any guesses as to with whom she cheated?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 1, 2020 1:28 PM |
Jessica in a sketch that would never be allowed to be aired today.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 1, 2020 2:00 PM |
Of course she just started her own YouTube channel.
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