They are not sleek like Emus and Cass O'Waries
Why Are Ostriches So Fat?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 24, 2019 3:39 PM |
i didn't know that Cassowaries were Irish. My Lord, the Irish have enough problems, without demon birds that can rip a person's innards innards to pieces! Citizens of Ireland, I can promise you a cassowary-free zone in Ohio.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 21, 2019 7:40 AM |
Why are you so ugly?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 21, 2019 7:43 AM |
O'Strich is also Irish. Plump Irish butt. Tum.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 21, 2019 8:02 AM |
Actually Em Yu is a Chinese bird, so are Kee Wee
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 23, 2019 2:54 PM |
They're not fat, they're fluffy!
No, really.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 23, 2019 10:41 PM |
We're not fat, we're 100% muscle and with a talon that can kill. Watch out OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 23, 2019 10:56 PM |
Okay, so I've added a few carbs. Big deal!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 23, 2019 11:31 PM |
What about the Rhea? They are like Cher, only one name.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 24, 2019 3:39 PM |