Let's Be Dallas!

Shoot, I love these ‘Let’s Be’ threads, but I have never watched this show. Damn it.

It's on Amazon Prime.

R2 it must be worth the watch, if it has a thread??

I'm Sue Ellen's drunken fetus. Hic!

I'm Sue Ellen's underbite.

Why would we?

You wish.

I’m the open bottle of vodka between Sue Ellen’s knees as she careens down the Braddock highway towards another bar.

I'm the incestuous relationship between Lucy and Uncle Ray.

I’m the shower water hitting his gorgeous hot bod!

I'm the 80s gayling wishing they had shown Bobby's bare ass.

I'm Miss Ellie's Peter Pan collar, signifying that her days of sexual activity are long gone, and that even when they were not, she endured them rather than enjoying them.

I'm the annual Ewing barbecue. I serve as backdrop to the cliffhanger about to unfold.

I'm Priscilla Presley's still-beautiful face.

I am J.R., a real successful businessman. No Trump stupidity.

I'm 5 o'clock drinks in the Southfork living room, when the whole family gathers to say nasty things to one another. Usually Lucy gets off the best zingers of all.

SUE ELLEN: "How are you getting along with your new husband, Lucy? You've had so many disastrous problems in love over the years..."

LUCY: (sneering) "Oh, we can't all have the great luck in marriage [italic]you've[/italic] had, Sue Ellen."

I'm Maria, the Mexican maid, quietly arranging flowers in the background.

I'm the swimming pool. Like so many things in life, smaller in reality than it appears on screen.

I’m Alan Beam’s beautiful hairy chest:

I am Miss Ellies Calvin Klein Demin Skirt

I am Dack Rambo

I’m Bobby’s feathered hair and furry chest 😋

I'm Dealey Plaza in Nov. '63.

I'm Pam's aerobics classes!

I'm The Store.

I am Wentworth Tool and Die. Apparently I am the world's easiest mega-corporation to run, since Rebecca inherits the whole thing from her dead husband and keeps it running successfully, and then she in turn wills it to Cliff, Pam, and Katherine, who apparently do nothing in running it either.

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I am the bullet that went into JR and started the whole season ending cliffhanger of every drama and sitcom since.

R17- It's TERESA and RAUL there was NO Maria.

I’m the Costco sized bottle of KY next to Marilee Stone’s bed.

I'm the hit record that came out about that shooting.

I'm Jock Ewing, I gave my good side to Bobby and my bad side to J.R.

I'm the gun that shot JR, I wonder what I'm worth on the TV collectibles market?

I’m Bing Crosby, and my daughter shot J.R.!

I am the boner-inducing silver fox Steve Kanaly as Ray Krebs.

I cause a certain Flyover adolescent to have highly impure thoughts about what’s under the flannel and jeans, as well as a measure of mystification as to how Bobby is the sex symbol of the show and not me.

I’m Charles Rocket.

I got too swept up in the “Who shot JR?” frenzy and said “fuck” on Saturday Night Live, getting me fired and permanently derailing my career.

I would later stand alone in a field and slash my own throat to bleed to death in obscurity.

^.

I'm J.R. voting for Trump.

R26, they didn't need to do anything because management of you was contracted out to a West Coast company, L.A. Tool & Die. Under the leadership of its inspirational CEO, Joe Gage, the conglomerate became known for its innovative use of tools. Dies, maybe not so much.