New Charlie's Angels theme song by Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus and Lana Del Rey is out now!

Without listening to it, I already knew Del Rey wouldn’t be coming in until the bridge. Without saying that she’s better (she isn’t) she’s just very different from the other two pop starlet.

The pinnacle of human achievement.

Too much whispery bullshit

What a mess. Grande and Cyrus are nasal and whiny, doing their pop-seductress thing, and then Del Rey brings in the Valium-induced bridge with layered, smeared vocals processed to make her sound vaguely like the other two. I’m sure it’ll be a huge hit.

Also kind of ironic to me that Destiny’s Child’s Charlie’s Angels soundtrack was about being independent women who made their own fortunes, and at least two of these three women inherited fortunes from their parents.

It's easy to see how Billie Eilish might have been inspired by Lana Del Rey. Only watched for her.

Miley looks like a trailer park meth junkie monkey jumping around everywhere. Voice sounds like she swallowed a bunch of nails.

Grande has that dime a dozen popular female pop star voice that I just can't tell the difference between her and any other female pop star on the radio.

Does Ariana Grande have a speech disorder?

When Ariana Grande was younger and on Disney channel she enunciated, also she was normal size and she had pale skin.

Here’s a linguistic/phonetic breakdown of all the fuckeduppedness of Ariana Grande’s singing.

That was a whispery yet violent defecation into my aural passages.

Those three white women are not sexy.

When are we going to be allowed to have real singers again?

Me: Siri?

Siri: What can I do for you?

Me: Siri, is there a song that sounds like it’s sung by a computer lady like you, except the computer lady is drunk and all her words are slurred?

Siri: You’re in luck.

From Independent Women to this.... pop music really sucks these days. The business is populated with mediocre talents who are where they are because they have wealthy parents. Yawn .

Tacky as fuck.

Good one, R2!

This is a stinking pile of shit. The song doesn't have a melody and it sounds like every other generic pop/R&B mash up that has been made since the mid 90's. As for the video, the best part of it is the unfunny "comedic" skit in the end, which should tell us everything we need to know. It is tacky and senseless and it is dripping with kardashian-level "feminism"... Because yes, nothing says 'I am tough, independent and empowered' like walking around in lingerie while wearing angels' wings and singing in breathy little voices!

Ariana Grande and her 'Third Rate Mariah Carey' shtick became stale a long time ago - especially because Mariah Carey has released some very memorable songs over the years, and used to have an extremely beautiful voice. Ariana, on the other hand, screeches everything and her so-called hits are just embarrassingly bad. I guess that's why she has always had to play the Lolita angle to death: she just cannot go beyond it no matter how hard she tries.

Miley Cyrus should urgently visit an otolaryngologist, because she always sounds like she has a particularly bad case of sinusitis. Get that nasal cavity unblocked, Miley, and maybe you'll stop sounding like a you're singing through a wall of phlegm... Even though I still doubt that this would help you to sing in tune, or mask how unpleasant your tone is. Good luck claiming to be pansexual for attention! That's as far as your talent will take you.

As for that walking embarrassment Lana del Rey... Lizzie, honeypot, just give it up. You cannot sing AT ALL: when two shitty singers like Miley and Ariana overshadow you, you know that you're beyond any imaginable redemption. If you at least had any semblance of charisma or showed a little bit of enthusiasm, but no: you're the aureal equivalent of a piece of wood with dry rot. I'm sure your daddy can find better uses for his money than trying to torment the rest of humanity with your "voice".

In short, this is an embarrassment. At least all the members of Destiny's Child could sing, even if the song was also utter and complete rubbish.

Nnnneh neh neh neh neh nmdon’t call me AIN-gel nmmneh neh neh neh neh.

While dressed as an angel.

Millennial irony!

Quality shit!

I was 5 when the first movie came out and I didn't know about Destiny's child theme song until today. So I heard it to compare and all I want to say is - it still holds up and still sounds better than this SHIT.

I mean how did this song get approved?! So many people must have signed off!!Is everyone deaf?

R14 Lana's part sounded better than Ariana and Miley. I don't mean her voice, I mean her part. I thought the other two were a lot worse. Anyway, I am never hearing this song again.

R16 Just like the movie, it’s three sexed-up women and that sells itself.

R18 Honestly I am pretty sure I have watched both movies but I don't remember a single thing as it was VERY long ago - I think back when I was still a preteen. How well do they hold up?

I stopped listening after thirty seconds. Too boring.

For comparison ...

R19 I liked the first movie a lot!

From twitter

I always imagine Ariana Grande wearing cha-cha heels.

“It is called "Don't call me Angel" . What do you think DLers?”

They were on serious Angel dust when they recorded that, right?

It’s enough to make real angels weep.

It's a complete mess of noise, Lana del Rey is not a singer and she sounds awful. The only people that like her are tacky bridge and tunnel fags. Not even mentioning the trailer trash hillbilly and the sex kitten midget pedo fantasy.

Based on that video, am I like their pimp in this sequel?

[quote] Good luck claiming to be pansexual for attention

Oh my, Dlers are so pathetic and scumbag; dl is actually pretty PR-friendly. So tiring; would love to stay away from social media, but it has quite a price.

Independent Women is a well crafted pop tune. I can’t even make out what’s ariana is Singing on “Don’t Call Me Angel”. The girl really needs to find some talented producers.

I guess it is really difficult to make a good pop song. I feel bad for the youth of today.

Calm down, everyone. This garbage is going to play during the closing credits, when everyone gets up and shuffles out of the theater. Not even a 12 year-old girl will buy this earsore.

Too much Ariana - making it sounds like a generic of her past songs. Miley is non factor and Lana elevated it a bit. Felt like they cut/pasted her into it.

Love Lana! Song's okay... listened to it once and can't really see myself returning to it. That said, Destiny's Child knocked it out of the park with "Independent Women, Pt. 1", so the task is already impossible.

Oh Lana, a week ago you released the sublime album Norman Fucking Rockwell and now a week later you’re involved in this dreck with these two bozos? For shame!

I was expecting something a lot more interesting. What a let down. Lady Marmalade was a somewhat messy cover but it played on the singers' strengths...and all of them managed to do a video together for the stupid song.

Lady Marmalade was, and still is, iconic. They knew how to do these team ups in the 90s/early 00s.

Three talentless skanks, next.

me..

Even Pink's song is better than this garbage.

terrible.

I only like alcoholic Lana Del Rey on her own. She shouldn't try to record with other people.

Lana's style is VERY different from the other two and it's visible. However, the other two were so bad that Lana came out as the winner here - despite her bridge sounding like a completely different song.

Also Miley is so try hard in real life that it has now trickled down to her music . I can't listen to her or watch her videos without hearing" LOOK AT ME! AIN'T I GREAT ?" constantly in the background.

I didnt understand the message of the song, also sounds horrible compared to independent woman.

Pop music today is so bad, Ariana songs sound the same a, Miley date women just for publicity, everyone knows that she will end up with a man, Lana always makes me fall sleep, her songs are so boring.

Good lord, Miley is ugly.

What exactly is the concept of this mess?

Ariana is wearing a slutty angel Halloween costume and telling us not to call her angel.

Miley is...boxing.

And Lana is...maybe a dominatrix who’s been roofied coming out of her stupor?

And then they eat fruit.

Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus have worked together before. I liked it, but I liked the original song much, much better. It's one of my BFs favorite songs, so it makes me happy when he plays it.

Doesn’t it seem like Charlie’s Angels has been played out enough already?

[quote] Honestly I am pretty sure I have watched both movies but I don't remember a single thing as it was VERY long ago - I think back when I was still a preteen. How well do they hold up?

The only two things I remember is Justin Theroux walking through some set with flames everywhere and The B-52's Planet Claire being used to introduce Demi Moore's character.

R40, Which Pink song did you link? Pink can at least sing.

Hmmmeh nmnneh hnmm nem nemblllleh

R50 Feel Good Time from the sequel. Still a catchy song.

Lana was the Highlight of the song.

This is fair.

R54 Pitchfork stays true to their name🤣

Where is this going to chart?

Wasn’t this song engineered in a laboratory to conquer the world?

Whoops!

Lana Del Rey is the definition of talentless.

The movie (and music) industry suck so much ass these days. Why is there a reboot of Charlie's Angels? The one 15 years ago with Drew Barrymore was stupid and unnecessary and this one is even more so. And the less music I hear from Miley Cyrus the better.

Lana cannot sing.