If You Had Young Ryan Phillippe alone for an entire night, what would you do to him?

I'd need to describe it in 15-minute intervals

Ask him to have sex with Harry Styles and film it.

R1 Well then by all means, we’ve got time.

Seriously? Another thread for him????

I’d have to spend at least an hour kissing and licking and biting him all over, which would include eating his ass. Then I’d go from there.

Is this some abused ex girlfriend get back thread?

R6 Yep. The Ryan-aissance is upon us. Get used to it, bitch.

I’d ask whatever happened to his career

Breed him repeatedly.

The Ryan Phllippe Troll was all over the Dancer from the Dance threads too. Kept saying he should play Malone.

[QUOTE]I’d ask whatever happened to his career

That would be a perplexing question since Ryan has worked steadily for the past two decades. There aren’t many actors who can say they’ve had such a long career.

R12 I’m not the RP troll, just horny and rewatching Cruel Intentions.

Sex and kissing

R10 Oh God! I feel another career down the shitter thread coming soon!

R13, he's worked more regularly than some other actors of his generation, sure, but his career has petered out somewhat over the past decade compared to his younger years.

What was supposed to be a “let’s talk about our graphic fantasies of pounding out a hot young actor” thread is quickly turning into a “WEHT” thread.

Spank that ass like I’m playing bongo drums.

Hell I would take him now, have you seen him?

R21 I agree. I’d make younger Ryan and older Ryan flip-fuck while I watch and film it.

Fill him With cum then invite more tops to fill him all night long and pay to do so and he would not be allowed to refuse a load.

R23 What happens if he refuses?

Ryan Phillippe? More like Ryan Fill-up-me amirite??

R22 Does that count as incest?

R26 Self-cest. Not technically incest, basically masturbation but with time travel.

Ryan at any legal age. He is just as gorgeous now as he has ever been.

His trial starts next month.

what??? His trial for what?

R27 Well I guess at least it’s not Gaycest!

it's not him on trial, it's an ex girlfriend 's stalker or something like that. He's just a witness I think.

R30 Some abuse trial that’s apparently going to be a big Cruel Intentions reunion.

He's on trial for allegedly beating up his ex-girlfriend. Reese has been subpoenaed to testify, along with another of his exes.

His ex is the girl from Pitch Perfect movies.

How would Reese know whether he assaulted his girlfriend if she wasn't with him anymore at the time?

I don't know, r36.

I'm eating my Reese's Peanut Buttercups and will get back to you on that.

He could do whatever he fucking wanted with me. And I mean anything. Woof! x

R36 They are trying to establish a pattern of behavior of abuse, I think an ex fiancé has also been subpoenaed.

21.00-21.15: Just gazing at his nipples 21.15-21.30: Smelling his ears 21.30-21.45: Frenulum

R33 Is Selma Blair going to be there? I can see them wheeling her in all in black with a lace veil parked at the handicapped seating area.

Let's stay on topic. The head of his penis was like a ripe plum, bursting with juice

simple: suck his cock eat his ass have him fuck me bareback.

then bring 2019 RP in and repeat

R42 Can you identify which plum most matches your imagination?

Tell him to go find someone his own age.

Tell him to clean and then leave.

r32 sorry this is wrong. He IS on trial for domestic abuse by a lying gold digger 23 year old whore.

Who cares about him ? If I was hot enough to bang a young Ryan Phillippe my life would be full of hot boys. Ryan would be just another one.

[quote]Frenulum

He may not have one. He is circumcised, and sometimes the frenulum is removed. Depends on the style of circ.

He'd have sex with him, Rose.

Tattoo laser removal.

I'd swap him for the far hotter current version of him. Then plow his ass into next week.

Make sweet, tender love.

Stinkfish drama, his fruity ass would have an easier life if he’d of been gay.

Have him disrobe

Get arrested for kidnapping and molesting a celebrity?

Id make love to him. Smoke weed and we would re-enact scenes from Cruel Intentions and I Know What You Did Last Summer. I would be in thr SMG roles in both, of course.

True, r54. He's had so many women problems/babymomma problems, if he'd been into dudes it would've been a lot easier (and much less stressful) for him.

R58 it’s never too late

this

Bump.

This.

Iron his hair.

I would fuck his gay ass all night, but I have a feeling that he would be messy from not having cleaned out.